Kim Kardashian

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's Baby:
Five Rumored Names!

Everyone's talking about Kanye West's new album and how awesome it's going to be. Meanwhile, Kim K is getting so plumped up, we know that baby is about to drop. His new album has a ridiculous name, and it goes without saying that the Louis Vuitton Don will concoct some insane moniker for his wriggl ... More >>

Serafina at Dream South Beach: Where Kim Kardashian Goes to Brunch

If Kim Kardashian enjoys eating at Serafina at the Dream South Beach Hotel, who are we to argue? We went for brunch yesterday and were pleased. The service was fantastic, as was the ambiance and the live entertainment. We tried the omelet ($10 - $19), the eggs benedict ($12 - $14), the Serafina ... More >>

Kim Kardashian to Open Miami Pop-up Restaurant

Kim Kardashian has been getting more than her fair share of press this week -- not all of it as glowing as the mother-to-be's complexion.First, Kim tweeted an acupuncture session; then she was trounced by critics for her supporting role in Tyler Perry's new movie, Temptation. To make matters wo ... More >>

Kanye West: "I Am Walt Disney. I Am Steve Jobs."

Oh, Kanye... Mr. Kim Kardashian-in-waiting was performing at a show in France on Monday night when the Chicago MC decided to proverbially blow himself on stage, shooting a heavy load of arrogance from his cocky mouth and into the collective face of an unsuspecting Parisian crowd. "There's no mot ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's Doctor: Kanye West's Baby in Danger From Divorce Stress

ADHD? Downs? Three nipples? Slurred speech? What damage is sub-par NBA star Kris Humphries doing to Kayne West's unborn baby? According to TMZ, Yeezy's pregnant "perfect bitch," Kim Kardashian, is mad stressed about her and estranged husband Humphries's sluggish divorce proceedings. And during a ... More >>

Kardashian, Armstrong and More: Five Celebrities We Want to See Open a Miami Restaurant

With the South Beach Wine & Food Festival a mere stone's throw away, we can't help but think of all the traffic, money, and celebrities the bash will bring. Sure, South Beach will be a pain in the ass to get around for those four days, but take into account all the tourism money and publicity this ... More >>

Kanye and Kim Kardashian Gettin' "Married," Exchanging Vows in Commitment Ceremony

A lot's happened in the 15 months since Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from NBA power forward Kris Humphries. Humphries went from E! to ESPN, averaging 11 rebounds per game in the 2011/2012 season that helped secure a lucrative two-year deal with the Brooklyn Nets worth $24 million. He also watc ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's BFF Jonathan Cheban Opens Sushi MiKasa (Photos)

Sushi MiKasa opened at the Shelborne Hotel this past Saturday evening, after a few days of private events and tastings.The restaurant, in the lobby of the Shelborne Beach Resort hotel, is hidden from hotel guests by dark wood panels and a billowing linen curtain. In fact, even though we knew exactly ... More >>

Jonathan Cheban and Kim Kardashian Lunch While He Awaits the Opening of Sushi MiKasa

Kardashian pal, reality television personality, and restaurateur Jonathan Cheban is putting the final touches on the South Beach outpost of his Brooklyn eatery, Sushi MiKasa.The restaurant, which was slated to open in time for Art Basel, isn't quite ready, but the Brooklyn flagship did mention that ... More >>

Kanye West Bored with Kim Kardashian? Dude Falls Asleep During Date at London Nightclub

What does Kanye West have in common with every other man on the planet who is not having sex with a Kardashian? Exactly ... He thinks they're all boooring. West was photographed straight snoozing at a London nightclub this past weekend as girlfriend Kim Kardashian gossiped about God-knows-what wit ... More >>

Kim Kardashian, Sexy Catwoman, Gets Birthday Cake (Photos)

Kim Kardashian celebrated a belated 32nd birthday with a super hero themed combination Halloween/birthday party at LIV Nightclub.Read also:- Olympian Danell Leyva Gets Giant Cake- Heat Championship Cake: Bling, and Sugar- Wade's Blinged Out Birthday Cakes, McLarenThe reality starlet made one sexy ki ... More >>

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Hulk Hogan, and Halloween on South Beach: A Six-Photo Recap

Hulk Hogan and Kanye West walk into a bar.... No, seriously. The Hulkster and Yeezy spent Halloween together at LIV, where Kayne's girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, was celebrating her 32nd birthday dressed as Catwoman. Adhering to the couple's superhero costume pact, West rocked a convincing Christ ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's Halloween Birthday Bash: Superheroes, Sluts, Laidback Luke at LIV Miami

Kim Kardashian has all but moved into her $10-million Miami mansion with Kanye West. The two have been spotted all around the MIA, fighting photographers and touching each other's asses, though generally escaping the grabby hands of mere peons. But if you're the kind of "mere peon" who can afford ... More >>

Kanye West Attacks Female Paparazzi in Miami Over Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian Question

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are getting into some pretty freaky sex practices. You know, watching each other's sex tapes. And now, public paparazzi beating. How much kink can Kimye take? At least, it seems to be getting Ms. Kardashian off. Just check the cut to see the grin on Kim's face as Kany ... More >>

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Moving Into $10-Million Miami Mansion!?

Get ready, everyone. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are house-hunting for $10-million Miami mansions. The fashionable, ego-centric couple was spotted wandering the MIA's rainy streets yesterday, stopping to check out lots of properties, and grabbing each other's delicious butt cheeks. Oh, to be ri ... More >>

Kanye Quits Twitter! Blame Kim Kardashian and These Five Other Possible Censors

Guys ... Kanye is acting really weird. In a totally uncharacteristic move, the mouthiest, most self-righteous rapper breathing deleted all his genius tweets, with basically no warning or explanation. How could he do such a thing? Like, we're gonna let you finish ... But Kanye West is the best twe ... More >>

Kim Kardashian and Hulk Hogan Hung Out Last Night Because Miami Beach Is a Weird, Weird Place

Last night, Riptide arrived home from sort of watching the debate at a club with an open bar and a wall projector to find out through some social media channel or another that a far more telling meeting of the minds occurred, right here in Miami Beach: that of Kim Kardashian and Hulk Hogan. And, yes ... More >>

Kanye West Records Sex Tape With Kim Kardashian Look-Alike, Cries About It

Kanye West may be a genius, but he's no stranger to double standards. When his "perfect bitch" drops a sex tape, it's totally awesome and everyone should watch it over and over while gettin' freaky. But when Yeezy himself drops a sex tape, it's, like, the worst thing that's ever happened. Sadly fo ... More >>

Kanye Watched Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape With Ex-GFs! A Love Story in Six Parts

See also "Kanye Raps About Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape, Reveals 'Dark Twisted [Cuckold] Fantasy.'" The world has been obsessed with Kimye for only about six months. Still, in that short span, this unholy union between two of America's most dangerous attention-seeking missiles, Kanye West and Kim Ka ... More >>

Kanye Raps About Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape, Reveals "Dark Twisted [Cuckold] Fantasy"

We've all got our kinks. Some folks like fooling around in public and risking arrest in an effort to achieve the most intense orgasm ever. Others dabble with BDSM in private, maybe swing and swap partners. But Kanye West, he's into watching his "perfect bitch" give another homie head. And he's s ... More >>

Kim Kardashian "Honored" to be Kanye's "Perfect Bitch," Causes Twitter Uproar

See also "Kanye West Calls Kim Kardashian "Perfect Bitch," Plus Five Other Adorable Rap Pet Names." Kanye's a sweetheart. And when he calls someone a "bitch," it's cute. In fact, it's an honor. Yesterday, we mentioned that Yeezy debuted his latest Kim Kardashian love song, "Perfect Bitch," this p ... More >>

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's Debut Single and Five Other Reality Stars Butchering Pop Music

In the make-believe world of reality television, anything is possible ... So long as it's marketable. Take Teen Mom starlet Farrah Abraham, the 21-year-old aspiring chef-turned-model-turned-author who snuck into America's collective heart with her charming smile and piercing gaze, who's looking to ... More >>

Kanye West Calls Kim Kardashian "Perfect Bitch," Plus Five Other Adorable Rap Pet Names

See also "Kanye West's Dating Kim Kardashian, Threatens Chris Humphries on New Song." Kanye West has reportedly given girlfriend Kim Kardashian a new pet name ... The "perfect bitch." According to the New York Daily News, the 35-year-old rapper dropped some previously unreleased tracks at a Manha ... More >>

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Go Hairless, Allegedly Prep Unicorn Sex Tape Sequel

Kim Kardashian's pubic preference is no secret. If you've watched her home movies with ex-boyfriend Ray J, you're fully aware that the middle Kardashian sister likes to keep things virtually hairless. However, it wasn't until earlier today that Kim's preferred method of personal grooming was broug ... More >>

Did Kanye West Tweet a Naked Picture of Kim Kardashian or Porn Star Amia Miley? UPDATE

UPDATE The mystery woman's true identity has been revealed. See the cut to find out who the naked brunette's name. Kanye West "can't wait to see [Kim Kardashian] carrying his child," according to US Weekly's source. "He says she will look beautiful pregnant." But until that happens, West will have ... More >>

Kanye and Kim Are (Probably) Getting Married! Watch Your Back, Kris Humphries

Roughly four years and 72 days. That's the amount of time Kim Kardashian has put in as someone's wife. More, however, may be on the horizon. Fox News (via Life & Style) is reporting that Kardashian's boyfriend, Kanye West, is pressuring the 31-year-old reality star to hurry the divorce proc ... More >>

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian: Three Reasons They Should Shack Up

About two months ago, Kanye West released a Kim Kardashian love song (and Kris Humphries diss track) titled "Theraflu." You know, like cold medicine. Since then, the rapper and reality star have neither confirmed nor denied their relationship. But they've totally been spotted holding hands and kis ... More >>

Kanye West's Inevitable Kardashians Cameo and Five Other Predictions for His Downward Spiral

How adorable are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, y'all? They're like the cutest rebound couple ever! But don't remind Kim's stepfather, former Olympian-turned-cosmetic-surgery-disaster Bruce Jenner, that they're dating. TMZ reports that Jenner was at a speaking engagement at Northeastern University ... More >>

Kim Kardashian Could Take Miami -- But We'd Rather She Didn't

​Kim Kardashian's recent trip to Miami to scout locations for her store D-A-S-H has led some to speculate that a new version of her eponymous reality show could be headed this way. But Miami has already been taken! By Kardashians! We're specifically referring to 2009's Kourtney & Khloe Take Mi ... More >>

Kardashians Looking to Expand Miami Beach DASH Boutique

​Oh, you thought Miami was done with the Kardashian plague ever since Kourtney and Khloe finished "taking" us? Not by a long shot. The klan's DASH boutique remains on Washington Avenue on South Beach, and apparently is doing so well the girls are looking to relocate it to a space twice the current ... More >>

Ten Couples We're Sad to See Split (But Not Really)

​When you heard the news about Heidi Klum and Seal's separation this weekend, you probably felt kinda sad. But admit it: the twisted, schadenfreude-loving part of you was a teeny bit thrilled. They were just too perfect, weren't they? With their beautiful bodies and accents and adorable babies?And ... More >>

LeBron James Loses Title of Most Hated NBA Player to Kim Kardashian's Ex

​After last seasons' crushing NBA Finals, LeBron James has already lost one title in Miami, but the King may be pleased today to learn he's longer wearing one particular crown. The Heat star is no longer the most hated player in the NBA. Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian's soon-to-be ex, has surpasse ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's next husband: Justin Bieber?

Kim Kardashian's Next Husband Is Gonna Be...

Luther "Luke" Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has some relationship advice for Kim Kardashian.It shouldn't surprise anyone interested in celebrity culture that Kim ... More >>

Is Reggie Bush Sabotaging Kim Kardashian's Wedding?

​The answer to the question in the headline, depending on your outlook, is either "probably not" or "who the hell cares?" Yet, by virtue of the face that newly minted Miami Dolphin Reggie Bush used to serial-smoosh the crown jewel of the Kardashian empire, the team's media relations people better ... More >>

Pulitzer-Winning Newspaper Publicly Congratulates Sex Tape Star on Engagement

​Today, The Miami Herald, a newspaper that has won 20 Pulitzer Prizes in its history for covering things such as voter fraud, the Haiti earthquake and U.S. Iran-Contra affair, took to its Twitter to publicly congratulate Kim Kardashian, a basic cable reality television star who rocketed to fame af ... More >>

Five Reality Stars Who Should Stay a Billion Miles Away From the Recording Studio

Tila Tequila loves more than just the DJ....​We're not really sure what inspires reality TV cast members to think that a little airtime means they're qualified to belt it out for the masses. But we don't like it. They usually have no training, no stage presence and -- what's worse -- no talent.Rum ... More >>

LeBron James Embraces His Evil Side: 5 Ways The King Can Become a Super-Villain

Like Hulk Hogan before him, LeBron needs to embrace his new evil identity: "Jefe Jaime"​All summer, everybody's been hating on LeBron and the Heat. First, some bitter buckeye called the team evil. Just last week, James was named the sixth most hated athlete in America. So what's a superstar t ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's Body Guard Accused of Attacking Paparazzi

photo via GQ​The Kardashian sisters aren't exactly known for being paparazzi-shy, but an incident with a photog yesterday on Miami Beach led to the police visiting Kim Kardashian's hotel room, TMZ reports.Kim and sister Kourtney were getting out of their car when a photographer claims he got a bit ... More >>

Kim Kardashian's Ass and Cupcakes Overshadow Ocean Drive Party

​Beloved luxury-porn mag Ocean Drive celebrated it's 17th anniversary by putting beloved amateur-porn star Kim Kardashian on its cover and invited her to host their big self-congratulatory party last Thursday at the Delano. Half the point of throwing these parties is to get publicity, but not ... More >>

Kim Kardashian vs. Miami Cookie Doctor

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kim_Kardashian_LF.JPGKim Kardashian, 2007, in front of Slim Fast signage.​Kim Kardashian is an American sex symbol.Dr. Sanford Siegal is the Miami doctor who invented his own "cookie diet."The two are at war. Dirty, paper, legal war. And they're fighting over ... More >>

Video: Kim Kardashian Naked In Bath After Tossed Salad

We here at Short Order would like to thank the marketing geniuses over at Carl's Jr. for bringing us video of Kim Kardashian getting in a bath naked after a tossed salad.She really seemed to like it. The juice was practically running down her chin. This may be the best Kim Kardashian naked video ... More >>

Kim Kardashian Floats Into the Sunrise...Mall

Photo via kimkardashian.celebbuzz.com​There are very few things that a Kardashian can't do. They can turn forgetting to take your bc pills and unprotected sex into an adorable anecdote! They can force you into the background of your own wedding picture! And now they can materialize in Sunris ... More >>

Jennifer Lopez, Most Evil NFL Owner Ever, Caught with Amateur Porn Star at LIV

via Kim Kardashian​As Congressman Steve King reminded us yesterday, Jennifer Lopez is a horrible, horrible human being who has amongst other crimes against humanity, promoted "the sexual abuse of women, ...the n-word, verbal pornography, [and] recreational drug use." King was absolutely irate that ... More >>

Kardashian Spinoff Set to Infect Miami

Does reality television even try anymore? Sorry we had to get Perez Hilton on this photo, just couldn't find a picture of just these two we could use. Let's see. Kim Kardashian got famous for being Paris Hilton's temporary Nicole Richie replacement, and then for her gross sex tape with Brandy's litt ... More >>

Kim Kardashian Inspires Boyfriend Bashing

The Party Crasher – Kim Kardashian Hosts Stoli Hotel

A Celebration of, Well, Ass