Subject: Kim Kardashian

• A Celebration of, Well, Ass

  September 26, 2007

• The Party Crasher – Kim Kardashian Hosts Stoli Hotel

  January 25, 2008

• Kim Kardashian Inspires Boyfriend Bashing

  September 10, 2008

• Over the Weekend - Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Shine 3 Year Anniversary and Joe Jackson

  What's up with the sudden chill? It ruined our plans to hangout poolside on Sunday with plenty of stiff drinks to go around. Well, the drinking still happened, but we were bundled up indoors. The biggest news this weekend, of course, was the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel. Plenty of celebrities, including A-listers like Gwyneth Paltrow, Terrence Howard and P. Diddy, were all spotted in the Magic City over the weekend. And yes, plenty of F-listers like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton were

  November 17, 2008

• Your Completely Shameless Celebrity Gossip Update

  All of Riptide's usual channels of gathering topics for posts are clogged -- absolutely clogged -- by celebrity gossip coming out of the big Fontainbleau shindig and Vicky's Secret show this past weekend. So lest we be tempted to devote whole posts to each of these subjects, let's just get it over with in one fell swoop. Kate Hudson was seen engaged in a little PDA with a model -- a female model. Supposedly. Shhh, no one tell George A. Rekers or he might try to take her son away. [Perez Hilto

  November 17, 2008

• Art Basel's Winners and Losers

  No more art, please! Our eyes have had enough. Really! Between the fairs, we were tempted to take naps in the car. But thankfully everything is back to normal and we can look back at the art orgy that is Art Basel Miami Beach and the satellite fairs. Yes, now it's time to assess the good, the bad, and the downright ugly things we observed last week. Warning: We aren't talking about only art here; the winners and losers extend far beyond the pieces on display.The Winners1. Chinese Artists: Seriou

  December 10, 2008

• Kardashian Spinoff Set to Infect Miami

  Does reality television even try anymore? Sorry we had to get Perez Hilton on this photo, just couldn't find a picture of just these two we could use. Let's see. Kim Kardashian got famous for being Paris Hilton's temporary Nicole Richie replacement, and then for her gross sex tape with Brandy's little brother. Most normal families would probably disown their daughter for at least a year or so after this, but for some reason the Kardashian clan decided to star in the reality TV masterpiece Keepin

  April 20, 2009

• Miami Social Set to Debut Next Month

  Possible cast for Miami Social: George French, Hardy Hill, Sorah Daiha, Katrina Campins, Michael H. Cohen, Maria Lankina, and Ariel Stein.Word around town is that an air date has finally been set for Miami's latest reality series (being billed as a "docu-drama"). Details from Bravo TV's Miami Social have been flooding the beach, and we hear that the show is supposed to be hitting airwaves July 7.Speculated cast member, and Miami "Socialite" Ariel Stein was overheard spilling the beans about the

  May 26, 2009

• Kim Kardashian Swoons for Fontainebleau Fried Oreos

  Kim Kardashian Official WebsiteScrew the South Beach Diet!In case you didn't see last night's teaser on E! or weren't invited to the launch party, Kim and clan have arrived in Miami to open up the first satellite Dash boutique and chronicle their antics for "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami," a spin-off of the family's successful "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" series.  And guess what?  These divas are hitting up our finest, flashiest restaurants in true Kardashian form -- and blogging

  May 26, 2009

• Meet the Cast of Miami Social, You May Want To Immediately Lose Their Number, But At Least Say Hi

  Top row: Katrina, Ariel, Maria, George. Bottom row: Hardy, Sorah, Michael. Miami Social is everything you hate about Miami Beach. It is the reality television iteration of guest list culture, of egotistical 30 somethings who've mistaken a sense of self for being able to get a bottle of Goose comped on the weekend, and of LMFAO's "I'm in Miami, Bitch," that comes off as real as the orangey-mahogany skin hue that's so prevalent on the few square miles of the playground we

  July 14, 2009

• Miss California, Bruce Jenner Speaking at Florida Republican Youth Event

  The Republican Party of Florida is hosting a big shindig for the youngins next month in Orlando called Drive the Discussion '09, and they have concocted one of the most spectacular three ring circus of speakers ever to grace a political stage. Olympian turned Village People musical co-star turned plastic surgery victim turned reality TV whore, Bruce Jenner, is the keynote speaker. How exactly does he relate to young people? Portions of his face may fall into the age range of the a

  July 17, 2009

• Miami Social: Thanks for All the "Ariel Stein, Kim Kardashian" Traffic Last Night

  So, Miami Social happened again last night. George and Lina's relationship continued to make the cast of lead-in series NYC Prep look mature. Michael had his super sweet 16 ( 20). People said the word "Gansevoort." A large dog pooped. And most important, Ariel Stein inspired a bump in Riptide traffic. The show opens with George spreading mustard on a piece of bread when he gets a call from Lina. If you recall, last week she told him she was going to NYC for business, but -- oops -- she ende

  July 22, 2009

• Miami Social: The Importance of Finding Your Inner Whore

  via BravoTV​ Last night, Bravo once again broadcast a world it calls "Miami." A place where becoming a "fashion designer" is as easy as hiring a kid fresh out of design school to create a line for you. A place where a manipulative, lying, borderline sociopathic lady is worth holding on to. A place where up is down, and all reason is lost. A place that -- even though I live and work no more than a 15-minute drive (plus 10 for parking; sorry, I don't valet) from where this all was shot -- I

  August 12, 2009

• Concert Review: The Jonas Brothers at BankAtlantic Center, August 19

  photo by Michele Sandberg​To view a full slideshow of photos from the concert, click here. The Jonas BrothersBankAtlantic Center, SunriseAugust 19, 2009Better Than: The Backstreet Boys, N Sync, and NKOTB put together.The Review:I felt a little ashamed as I slinked up to the BankAtlantic Center for the Jonas Brothers concert on Wednesday night. Here I was, an over-30 woman venturing to the far reaches of I-595 to see a trio of barely post-pubescent boys.  Alone. (Long story -- my 9-year-ol

  August 21, 2009

• Jennifer Lopez, Most Evil NFL Owner Ever, Caught with Amateur Porn Star at LIV

  via Kim Kardashian​As Congressman Steve King reminded us yesterday, Jennifer Lopez is a horrible, horrible human being who has amongst other crimes against humanity, promoted "the sexual abuse of women, ...the n-word, verbal pornography, [and] recreational drug use." King was absolutely irate that that dude she's married to was allowed to own a tiny, tiny portion of the Miami Dolphins while Rush Limbaugh, who is so lovable and friendly he is practically a human teddy bear, was not allowed to b

  October 30, 2009

• Kim Kardashian Floats Into the Sunrise...Mall

  Photo via kimkardashian.celebbuzz.com​There are very few things that a Kardashian can't do. They can turn forgetting to take your bc pills and unprotected sex into an adorable anecdote! They can force you into the background of your own wedding picture! And now they can materialize in Sunrise, Florida to celebrate the opening of a store where nothing costs more than $100. Well, the Kim Kardashian can. She'll be at Sawgrass Mills from 6 to 9 p.m. to fete the openi

  November 20, 2009