Khloe Kardashian

  • Blogs

    May 6, 2014

    Go to Seasalt and Pepper for the View, but Not the Food

    A leggy, tan woman wearing a white halter top struts along a worn wooden dock overlooking the Miami River. Her lips curl to smile as she passes a glistening champagne bucket dripping with condensation and tables piled with cracked stone crab claws. A doe-eyed hostess escorts the woman and her husban ... More >>

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    December 23, 2013

    The Eleven Best South Florida Sports Moments of 2013

    The mere mention of a specific year can mean so much to a sports fan. Say 1986 to a Mets fan, they think Bill Buckner. In Boston, 2004 will always be the year the Red Sox broke the "Curse of the Bambino." Here in South Florida, 1972 might as well read "Undefeated." Good or bad, a memorable sports ... More >>

  • News

    November 7, 2013
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    November 5, 2013

    Kanye West Tying the Knot With Kim Kardashian Is Crazy

    Uncle Luke, the man who made the U.S. Supreme Court Stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has some relationship advice for a famous celebrity couple. Kanye West is arguably the most entertaining rap artist in the world. Even when you are hat ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2013

    Kim Kardashian to Open Miami Pop-up Restaurant

    Kim Kardashian has been getting more than her fair share of press this week -- not all of it as glowing as the mother-to-be's complexion.First, Kim tweeted an acupuncture session; then she was trounced by critics for her supporting role in Tyler Perry's new movie, Temptation. To make matters wo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 11, 2013

    Camel's Milk and Miami: Kim Kardashian's Favorites

    Everyone wants to keep up with the Kardashians. If Kim, Khloe and Kourtney do it, their legions of fans are soon to follow. So, we're slightly surprised that camel's milk hasn't caught on as quickly as sex tapes and babymaking in South Florida. Last month, Kim Instagrammed a tall glass of the dairy ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2012

    Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Go Hairless, Allegedly Prep Unicorn Sex Tape Sequel

    Kim Kardashian's pubic preference is no secret. If you've watched her home movies with ex-boyfriend Ray J, you're fully aware that the middle Kardashian sister likes to keep things virtually hairless. However, it wasn't until earlier today that Kim's preferred method of personal grooming was broug ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2012

    Kanye West's Inevitable Kardashians Cameo and Five Other Predictions for His Downward Spiral

    How adorable are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, y'all? They're like the cutest rebound couple ever! But don't remind Kim's stepfather, former Olympian-turned-cosmetic-surgery-disaster Bruce Jenner, that they're dating. TMZ reports that Jenner was at a speaking engagement at Northeastern University ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 3, 2012

    Kardashians Looking to Expand Miami Beach DASH Boutique

    ​Oh, you thought Miami was done with the Kardashian plague ever since Kourtney and Khloe finished "taking" us? Not by a long shot. The klan's DASH boutique remains on Washington Avenue on South Beach, and apparently is doing so well the girls are looking to relocate it to a space twice the current ... More >>

  • Music

    August 18, 2011
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    August 9, 2011

    Brian McKnight Talks Broadway, Celebrity Apprentice, and His New Album Just Me

    ​Everybody, from your momma to your 12-year-old cousin, loves Brian McKnight's "Back at One." But don't get it twisted, the man isn't just an R&B heartthrob. Able to play percussion, string, and brass instruments, McKnight's also a one-man band. He's even hosted a self-titled syndicated morn ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 23, 2010

    Kourtney and Khloé Will No Longer Take Miami, Heading to NYC for Third Season

    ​We hate to be the bearer of bad news, and we know you all will be absolutely devastated by this somber development, but it appears that Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian are done taking our fair city of Miami. Apparently, they consider it conquered, and for the third season of the show, th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 9, 2010

    Basketball Wives' Evelyn Lozada on Pat Riley, Khloe Kardashian, and Why It's Hard to Keep a Man in Miami

    ​Our fair city has been under siege from an army of reality television crew cameras. What with Snooki strutting about town in DIY Lady Gaga glasses, Oxygen's Bad Girls Club doing god knows what, the Kardashians deeply involved in capturing absolutely nothing of interest on camera and calling it a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 11, 2010

    Kardashian Sisters Give Each Other Bikini Waxes

    ​Join us as we continue gross body hair waxing week on Riptide: in our latest installment it seems that Khloe Kardashian let her sister, Kourtney, wax her nether regions because she didn't trust her bikini area to any Miami waxstress."We're at a lingerie store, I was buying him a little present th ... More >>

  • News

    December 31, 2009
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    July 22, 2009

    Reality-TV People Continue to Do Things in Miami

    Oh look, a hotelier is allegedly dating a Bravo reality star. No, we're not talking about Baron Hilton and PC Peterson. According to Life & Style, André Balazs and Kelly Bensimon were seen "getting close" during fashion week. Balazs owns The Standard and The Raleigh and for years dated act ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 19, 2009

    Kardashian's South Beach Boutique Vandalized

    There was a very weird second last night where we though about adding Khloe Kardashian as a twitter friend, just in case she broke any important Khloe and Kourtney in Miami news, but then we thought, "When would that ever happen?"Turns out it happened today. The Sisters' are currently preparing to o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2009

    Khloe Kardashian Revs up Radio

    After we kind of trashed the poor Kardashian clan and its latest attempt at reality television, a dear friend of ours reminded us that one Kardashian, and one Kardashian alone, is actually somewhat reminiscent of a real human being. That would be Khloe, apparently. And, truth be told, she came off p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2009

    Kardashian Spinoff Set to Infect Miami

    Does reality television even try anymore? Let's see. Kim Kardashian got famous for being Paris Hilton's temporary Nicole Richie replacement, and then for her gross sex tape with Brandy's little brother. Most normal families would probably disown their daughter for at least a year or so after this, b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 20, 2009

    Rourke or Penn? Everyone Has an Opinion

    Fox Search LightThe Oscars are set to air this very Sunday! And finally we will get to see if our beloved Mickey Rourke walks away with a little gold man. We've already noticed FiveThirtyEight numbers God's prediction that Rourke will beat out his competition, Sean Penn, but other people who have so ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 26, 2009

    Saturday Night: Joel McHale at South Beach Comedy Festival

    Joel McHale loves pussy. And not just the kind that sits in front of a plate of sauce-free spaghetti, but also the kind that belongs to his wife. That way, when it gets stung by a bee in the park while she's pregnant, he can totally use the story as material for his stand-up.Just like he did last Sa ... More >>