Kelly Osbourne

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2012

    Five Stars We Liked Better When They Were Fat

    ​Oh, Kirstie Alley! Maybe you lost 100 pounds since your stint on Dancing With the Stars last year, but no way in deep-fried-stick-of-butter hell are you a size 6 and 130 pounds. You may be well on your way, thanks to your new 100 Days of Dance blog where you've been posting videos of yourself bus ... More >>

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    November 7, 2011

    Kelly Osbourne Hospitalized in Miami After "Cracking Her Head"

    ​Kelly Osbourne, a person who continues to remain relatively famous for reasons we're not entirely sure of, cracked her head open in Miami this weekend and was sent to Mercy Hospital. The woman who helped pioneer the genre of "Hey, lets watch rich, famous families do inane things" television shows ... More >>

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    January 13, 2011
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    December 14, 2010

    Miss Kittin, Queen of Electroclash, Arrives at Vagabond January 14

    Miss Kittin​Ah, electroclash. The dance genre known for its analog rhythms and monotone vocals. Part krautrock, part electro, it was a genre doomed to fail from the start. Why? Well, once you heard one electroclash track, you've pretty much heard them all.That's not to say there weren't some genui ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 24, 2009

    Sofia Vergara To Headline Miami Run of Chicago

    We all know most productions about womens' prisons staged in Miami tend to err on the sexier side, to say the least. So it's no surprise that when the legendary Broadway show Chicago stages its run at the end of May at the Arsht Center, a bombshell will be filling the otherwise dowdy role of Matron ... More >>

  • News

    March 27, 2008

    Perez Hilton Picks a Fight

    Haters and lawsuits threaten Miami's infamous celebrity gossip export.

  • Music

    July 20, 2006

    Burning Up!

    The ultimate Madonna-inspired mixtape

  • Music

    November 24, 2005

    Various Artists

    "Tears in Heaven" (RIAA)

  • News

    August 4, 2005

    Payola on the Cheap

    Bribing DJs used to be expensive, but now mere trinkets will do the trick

  • Music

    June 16, 2005

    Kelly Osbourne

    Sleeping in the Nothing (Sanctuary)

  • News

    March 31, 2005

    The Bitch

    Seven-Year Kitsch

  • Music

    November 27, 2003

    Everybody Looks Like a Rock Star

    This fall in the subtropics, guitars are finally drowning out the clave