Karl Rove

Reader Mail: Calling Obama "Too Cool" Isn't Racist

Rove's Obama Attack Ad: Subliminal Racism

There Is Nothing Cool About Karl Rove and Mitt Romney

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke says Mitt Romney and Karl Rove are a couple of uncool tools.Karl Rove's super PAC, American Crossroads, has issued a 46-seco ... More >>

Mitt Romney must be destroyed: 15 reasons to stop the Mormon cyborg

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke says Mitt Romney and Karl Rove are a couple of uncool tools.Karl Rove's super PAC, American Crossroads, has issued a 46-seco ... More >>

Mitt Romney Is a Flip-Flopping Racist Cyborg (And 14 Other Reasons Florida Must Destroy Him)

Rick Perry has dropped out of the race and returned to Racial Slur Hideaway, Herman Cain is now making unwanted advances on his housecats, Rick Santorum's last name is a synonym for booty juice, and Newt Gingrich is an angry, sexed-up troll with facial hemorrhoids. Even with Newt's victory in Sout ... More >>

Vote Luther Campbell for mayor

Rick Perry has dropped out of the race and returned to Racial Slur Hideaway, Herman Cain is now making unwanted advances on his housecats, Rick Santorum's last name is a synonym for booty juice, and Newt Gingrich is an angry, sexed-up troll with facial hemorrhoids. Even with Newt's victory in Sout ... More >>

Sean Hannity Disses "Controversial Rapper" Common, Karl Rove says Common's a "Thug"

Artist's TwitterCommon sure doesn't look like a thug.​Fox News' Sean Hannity dedicated 10-minutes of his program last night to shit on Common, and criticize Michelle Obama for inviting the "controversial rapper and poet" to her White House Poetry Night. In typical "fair and balanced" fashion, ... More >>

Now playing: Casino Jack and Country Strong

Artist's TwitterCommon sure doesn't look like a thug.​Fox News' Sean Hannity dedicated 10-minutes of his program last night to shit on Common, and criticize Michelle Obama for inviting the "controversial rapper and poet" to her White House Poetry Night. In typical "fair and balanced" fashion, ... More >>

Dispatch From the Biltmore: The Night Marco Rubio's Presidential Campaign Began

photo by Tim ElfrinkRubio in 2012: It started tonight.​Marco Rubio is running for president in 2012. It's not official, of course, and maybe even Rubio himself hasn't decided whether to seek the highest office in the land. But at the raucus party tonight at the Biltmore, it sure seemed like Rubio' ... More >>

Thievery Corporation and Massive Attack at Bayfront Park Amphitheater, October 26

via facebook.com/massiveattackMassive Attack bathe in rainbows.​Massive Attack and Thievery CorporationBayfront Park Amphitheatre, MiamiTuesday, October 26, 2010Better Than: No doubt the MGMT show was probably awesome, but if I could have split myself and watched both, I'm pretty sure this is wher ... More >>

J.J. Rendon is Latin America's Karl Rove

via facebook.com/massiveattackMassive Attack bathe in rainbows.​Massive Attack and Thievery CorporationBayfront Park Amphitheatre, MiamiTuesday, October 26, 2010Better Than: No doubt the MGMT show was probably awesome, but if I could have split myself and watched both, I'm pretty sure this is wher ... More >>

Matt Damon and his WMD of a movie Green Zone confirm the big lie, Hollywood-style

via facebook.com/massiveattackMassive Attack bathe in rainbows.​Massive Attack and Thievery CorporationBayfront Park Amphitheatre, MiamiTuesday, October 26, 2010Better Than: No doubt the MGMT show was probably awesome, but if I could have split myself and watched both, I'm pretty sure this is wher ... More >>

Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio In War of the Man Hugs

Because Floridians honor the age old tradition of democracy so-so much, the current race for the state's open Senate seat now revolves around pictures of embarrassing man hugs. This truly was our founding fathers' dream.​On your left you'll find a picture Florida Governor Charlie Crist embracing t ... More >>

The fast and frothy Farragut North hits Joseph Adler's GableStage

Because Floridians honor the age old tradition of democracy so-so much, the current race for the state's open Senate seat now revolves around pictures of embarrassing man hugs. This truly was our founding fathers' dream.​On your left you'll find a picture Florida Governor Charlie Crist embracing t ... More >>

Top Ten Thursdays: Top Ten Songs for Obama Haters

via rpof.orgJim Greer thinks censorship is very American.​All summer long I have gone shit-house-rat-crazy observing the likes of Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Karl Rove and the rest of The Right's evil elite dispense fear-mongering falsehoods in a desperate attempt to stop some much nee ... More >>

Mel Martinez Decides One Term is Enough, 2010 Senate Race Wide Open

It's been our fear that something huge politic-wise would happen while we were away looking at pretty, little art things, and what do you know it happens on the first day. Sonofa. Senator Mel Martinez has announced that he will not run for re-election in 2010. His Senate seat was generally seen ... More >>

Oliver Stone's W.

The director assigns motive to Dubya's MO, but at this point, who cares?

Ode to Celebration

If you’re a poet, it’s time to show it.

Took a Shot

DVD releases for the week of October 17, 2006

Lyre Lyre

You can hear an art history lecture in this town, and read Ocean Drive for free too

Dreams of Fighting an R&B Bitch

Resilient chanteuse Faith Evans is coming to town, but don't test her!

It Isn't Easy Being Fabulous

The trials and tribulations of Fabian Basabe

Miami's Blessed Airwaves

To learn more about Bush's victory, tune to 89.7 FM

The Bitch

Definitive Gaze

Politics and Policy

With its severe new Cuba regulations, the Bush administration alienated some Miami exiles, but not the ones who matter

Behind Bush

Presidential advisor Karen Hughes draws a crowd at Books & Books, a very, very divided crowd