Justin Bieber

Black Keys Drummer Says Justin Bieber Doesn't Deserve Grammys, Biebz Responds: "He Should Be Slapped"

The Biebz is feelin' unloved. Yeah ... Despite being an unfunny bazillionaire with good hair who gets to host Saturday Night Live (because SNL's ratings among tweenage girls suck?), Justin Bieber feels he deserves mooooooooore. Namely, a Grammy. (Or at least a nomination.) 'Cause, like, he's mad ... More >>

Justin Bieber Grabs Fan's Boob at Miami Meet-and-Greet! Plus Six Other Celebrity Gropers

Justin Bieber loves his fans. He's also big on tits too. This past weekend in Miami, Bieber got a little handsy with a fan girl during a meet-and-greet event at the American Airlines Arena when he awkwardly grabbed her left breast in what appears to be the world's most uncomfortable celebrity enco ... More >>

Bieber Gone Bad: Seven Steps From Tween Idol to Single, Drunk, and Stoned

Who's noticed Justin Bieber acting like a gaping, fully grown asshole for, like, the last 332 days? OMG, sooo hot. On March 1, 2012, the boy with the beautiful bowl cut who once sang "Baby" turned 18, officially becoming a mature 'n' sexy man. But just being recognized as a legal adult in the oogli ... More >>

Justin Bieber at American Airlines Arena January 26 and 27

Justin Bieber Blames Paparazzo's Death on Lack of "Meaningful Legislation"

Society's inexplicable obsession with Justin Bieber cost a man his life in Los Angeles. And the Biebz says a lack of "meaningful legislation" is to blame. According to CNN, a paparazzo, whose name has not been released, was struck by oncoming traffic as he attempted to walk across Interstate 405 ... More >>

Justin Bieber, the Murder and Castration Plot: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

¡Ay Cojones! Justin Bieber's balls are safe. Phew. However, Canada's most popular pair of 18-year-old pop nuts came mighty close to soaking in some sick fuck's mason jar full of formaldehyde. Police say that convicted murderer and rapist Dana Martin hired Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane ... More >>

"Bieber Got a Penis Enlargement With My Stolen American Express," Says Lunatic Lawsuit

Justin Bieber is going on an insane spending spree, buying drugs, abortions, and penis enlargers with an American Express card that he jacked from his girlfriend's dad. Now he's being taken to court by the poor victim. But, uh, the "victim" is just a totally insane dude from Michigan. Thankfully f ... More >>

Justin Bieber's Sex Tape: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

Justin Bieber is a fucking cock tease. Remember when we here at Crossfade totally called the impending leak of sexy-time pics and vids following the news of Justin Bieber's stolen laptop? Well, we were 100-percent right. But it's just gotten even more complicated and convoluted. Yesterday, after s ... More >>

Seven Best Pop Star Stage Pukers! From Gaga and Bieber to the Bloodhound Gang

Pop stars are losing it. Specifically their lunch, all over themselves and in front of their fans. Princess RiRi recently blew chunks in the middle of "What's My Name?" in Portugal, but she didn't have the guts to barf on stage. Nay, it takes a truly exhibitionist soul to let loose in front of al ... More >>

Justin Bieber's "Personal Footage" Stolen: Was the Biebz Hiding Secret Sex Tape?

Life served Justin Bieber a warm glass of tough shit when someone swiped the 18-year-old's computer and digital camera. "Yesterday during the show, me and my tour manager Josh had some stuff stolen," Bieber tweeted. "Really sucks. People should respect other's property." The incident happened in ... More >>

Justin Bieber Plays Beer Pong: Does the Biebz Have an Underage Drinking Problem?

Besides "spaghetti and milk," Justin Bieber didn't give much of an explanation as to why he puked on stage last week during the first North American show of his Believe tour. He simply said that he'd try to get better for the following night's show and inexplicably tweeted an emo-ish shirtless pic ... More >>

Justin Bieber Pukes on Stage!

It happened again. Just one year after puking on stage in the Philippines, Justin Bieber dedicated part of his show in Arizona to vomiting in front of a large crowd of screaming 12 year olds. According to ABC News, Biebz was in Glendale on Saturday night for the kickoff of his Believe tour when he ... More >>

Top Ten Musical Makeover Stunts: From Miley Cyrus to Justin Bieber and Micheal Jackson

Miley! The Makeover Stunt.So much of today's music industry is image. But what happens when a pop star totally hates the way that she's been played out by her PR people? She takes matters into your own hands. She makes the kind of fashion-forward, control-taking maneuver that horrifies her record l ... More >>

Justin "Douchebag" Bieber Mocks Prince William About Male Pattern Baldness

See also "Justin Bieber Disses Reading, Writing, Education: 'I'm Really Not Into That Stuff.'" In the mid-'90s, Prince William's adorable face was plastered on posters worldwide and then hung above millions of innocent young girls' beds where they were kissed and admired by tweens who dreamt of one ... More >>

Eight Richest Musicians in Their Teens and 20s

See also "The 15 Richest Musicians: From Jay-Z to Rihanna, Justin Bieber, and Dr. Dre." Just two months after naming "World's Most Powerful Celebrities," Forbes is back on the arbitrary list beat and ranking the "Highest-Paid Stars under 30." Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber made a combined $122 mi ... More >>

Justin Bieber's Fans Want To Breathe His Farts, Shower In His Vomit

Everyone knows Justin Bieber's droves of pubescent girl "beliebers" are totally batty. Until now, we thought they had some modicum of decency. But turns out, they are some of the most depraved and demoralized fans in existence. If you were listening to Elvis Duran and the Morning Show on Y100 thi ... More >>

Justin Bieber Drops Dubstep Song "As Long As You Love Me": A Five-Point Analysis

The first sign of the dubpocalypse just dropped. And it's covered in little girl slobber. Justin Bieber's latest single "As Long As You Love Me" has been unleashed and already taking over the world. The surprise: This one comes with wub-wubs. Listen to the Biebster do his best Skrillex impression. ... More >>

Ten Signs of the Dubpocalypse! From Bieber and Muse to Dubstep Cereal Commercials

Dubstep. Once upon a time, like back in 2008, that was a word almost no one in the United States knew existed. Now it's superdivisive and no can escape it. Whether you love dubstep or hate it, claim to only listen to "real" dubstep, or are a total brostep fanboy, the genre has become a monster tha ... More >>

Justin Beiber Announces Believe Tour, Wrapping Up in Miami on January 26, 2013

OK, Justin Bieber may be an uneducated twerp-derp who barely graduated high school. But damn, he's traveling all over the world and making more money every day than we'll ever see in our entire freaking lifetime. And just to run this fact in our face, the Biebster brat just announced his Believe t ... More >>

Are Justin Bieber and Rihanna Really Having Sex? Take Our Poll

If rumors are true, the world is nearing its inevitable end. Justin Bieber and Rihanna are "getting very friendly," according to Media Takeout, and Selena Gomez is fuming mad. In fact, she allegedly "dumped" the 18-year-old Canadian live lip-syncher after suspecting that the Biebz was "smashing" R ... More >>

Justin Bieber Is on the Edge of Crazy

Justin Beiber Is a Blubbering Mama's Boy, Ruins Mother's Day

Despite all that "swag, swag, swag" talk, we always knew Justin Bieber was soft. But now we know he's a totally wimpy, blubbering mess of a mama's boy. And last night, he released a saccharinely sweet love song to his single mom, titled "Turn to You," just in time for us all to grab it up and pass ... More >>

Justin Bieber Disses Reading, Writing, Education: "I'm Really Not Into That Stuff"

Justin Bieber may be a high school graduate. But don't think that means he'll be reading books anytime soon. The 18-year-old tween-pop heartthrob recently told the Daily Telegraph that he reluctantly completed his education, earning a high school diploma after passing a test. "[Finishing high sc ... More >>

Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" Video: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

Justin Bieber has been such a little tease lately. He got us all worked up with his new grown-and-sexy single "Boyfriend." But until yesterday, all we could do was fantasize about his new barely-legal moves and watch a few 20-second video clips. Finally, though, the official "Boyfriend" video has ... More >>

Justin Bieber Writes New Song About Alleged Baby Mama, Taunts Mariah Yeater on Twitter

Mariah Yeater, remember the name? She's the chick who allegedly took Justin Bieber's virginity backstage at the Staples Center in Los Angeles and gave birth to the pop singer's only child nine months later. She filed a paternity suit, became the key suspect in a statutory rape investigation, ... More >>

Five Reasons Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" Doesn't Suck

Alright, we know what you're thinking. There's no way you'll ever admit to liking a Justin Bieber song. He's a twerp, a too-eager evil of the YouTube generation. But hear us out ... On the new single, "Boyfriend," from his forthcoming third album, Believe, the Biebz demonstrates a new ridiculousl ... More >>

Justin Bieber Promises to "Swag, Swag, Swag" All Over His Fans

​There's nothing quite as satisfying as watching an avowedly religious teen pop star clumsily stumble around his or her own sexuality in public. Remember when Britney Spears was pop culture's ultimate Virgin Whore? She was all dolled up like a slutty school girl. And then a few years later, Brit ... More >>

Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen Have Bieber Fever

​In their effort to stave off Spring Training boredom, Marlins outfielders Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen are starring in an online reality show. The first episode saw them donning leather jackets and forming a two-man, cupcake-devouring moped crew. At another point, they drank red white in a t ... More >>

Justin Bieber Ambushed Outside Bathroom by Paparazzi: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

​What would you do to get a glimpse of Justin Bieber? Personally, we here at Crossfade would stop at nothing short of an epic backstage break-in, tying up security guards and stealing their clothes, crawling through air vents, and oh-so-sensually seducing tour bus drivers. But, uh, we'd definite ... More >>

Florida Teen Calls Police When She Hears Her Mom Having Sex

​In the hierarchy of sounds none of us ever want to hear, perhaps even nails on a chalkboard and Justin Bieber warbling out a rendition of an opera aria lose out to the aural terror of hearing one's own mother engaged in an orgasmic fit of passion. Yet, even those dreaded sounds do not quite warra ... More >>

Dancegiving at America's Backyard November 26

Justin Bieber "Never Met the Woman" Who's (Allegedly) Having His Bastard Child

The Biebz insists: I ain't no baby daddy!​Justin Bieber stopped by Rockerfeller Plaza this morning and chatted it up with the cast of The Today Show. The one question on everyone's mind, what's the deal with your voice, dude? "My voice is evolving and changing for the better," he told Ann Cu ... More >>

Justin Bieber Loses Virginity, Lasts 30 Seconds, Allegedly Fathers Bastard Child

​Forget everything we've ever said about Justin Bieber, dude's a total rock star. Not only did the underage Canadian pop star allegedly lose his virginity backstage at the Staples Center, he also may have illegitimately fathered a baby, baby, baby, oh! According to Radar Online, 20-year-old Mari ... More >>

Bieber's "How To Love" Cover: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown of the Corniest Track Ever

Behold the Biebz and Weezy's love child!​Just when you thought "How To Love" -- Lil Wayne's big nasty ball o' cheese ballad and lead single from his dismal Tha Carter IV -- couldn't get any worse .... Tween-pop sensation and women's jeans fanatic Justin Bieber has recorded his own remix of Weezy' ... More >>

Justin Bieber: Women's Clothing Fits Me Better Than Guys' Stuff

Justin Bieber loves wearing women's clothing.​He looks like he could be Tegan and Sara's little sister. And now the Biebz is admitting he dresses like them too. The Telegraph is reporting that Justin Bieber has admitted he sometimes shops in the Juniors section. The 17-year-old pop star nonchalan ... More >>

Jews For Jesus vs. Justin Bieber: Four Reasons the Biebz Isn't as Cool as Christ

​Wassup, you eager Bieber beavers! So, like, the other day, we here at Crossfade were just kickin, it, struttin' down the sidewalk, listenin' to "Baby" on repeat, and singin' along in the hope of perfecting our imitation of the Justin's signature castrato vocal range. We were gonna punk some fas ... More >>

Five Insane Bieberpocalypse Tweets to Illustrate How Close We Came to Global Meltdown

via jake.auzzie's Flickr​There is nothing on Earth more terrifying that the wrath of a Justin Bieber megafan with access to a Twitter account and a Blinkee-enhanced photo of the Biebz. Don't believe us? Witness the clusterfuck that ensued yesterday over a rumor, spread through blogs and comment ... More >>

OMFG!!! Justin Bieber's Hair Makes Fundraising Appearance in Miami Beach

Michael E. MillerNo Bieber's were harmed in the making of this photo.​When Justin Bieber made the momentous decision to allow someone to cut off his famous locks, MTV called it "the haircut heard 'round the world."So Riptide wasn't surprised when we heard that the precious pelo had sold for $40,66 ... More >>

Ten Reasons Miami International Airport Burst Into Flames Yesterday

"We didn't start the fire..." Then who did?​As we reported yesterday, Miami International Airport mysteriously burst into flames. The incident caused massive delays, an untold amount of damage, and both tourists and locals to lose their shit.But what really happened to cause the fire? We brought i ... More >>

Box of Justin Bieber's Hair, Yes Just the Hair, Will Be Making Appearance in Miami

​Justin Bieber, either a cherubic being sent from heaven with the voice of an angel or an obvious agent sent from hell bent on destroying the world depending on your point of view, recently cut his trademark hair. Ellen DeGeneres, who coincidentally now shares a similar coiffure to the Biebz, dec ... More >>

Justin Bieber Hates American Health Care System, Abortions

The Biebz is full of love. But he hates America.​The Biebz thinks Americans are "evil," and according the 16-year-old Canuck, sometimes rape "happens for a reason." At least, that's what he told Rolling Stone's Vanessa Grigoriadis in the forthcoming issue that hits newsstands on February 18. "Ca ... More >>

The Brady Bunch Predicted Justin Bieber's Most Embarrassing Moments

Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Paramount PicturesThe Biebz rockin' the 3D shades at his biopic premiere.​Justin Bieber is a prepubescent pop star who looks like a butch extra on The L Word. His music is obnoxiously popular and his (hot?) mom's not a big fan of the Jews. Yet des ... More >>

Johnny Depp Reportedly Catches Bad Case of Bieber Fever

​Johnny Depp has apparently been in and around Miami that past few days (he spent most of his youth in Miramar, so perhaps he's home for the holidays). He watched the Dolphins get their asses handed to them by the Bills on Sunday at Sun Life Stadium, but apparently the night before he was granted ... More >>

Bieber Fever! The Dangerous Breakout of an Androgynous Boy Wonder

Bieber gonna give you fever!​You can joke about Justin Bieber's lesbianism all day. But the Biebz reigns supreme. Powered by asexual androgyny and cotton-candy songcraft, he has brainwashed tween girls, their mothers, and even, in the most extreme cases, their fathers. You could be next. Serious ... More >>

Bieber fever! Justin Bieber plays the American Airlines Arena December 18

Boy meets man: Justin Bieber plays the American Airlines Arena December 18

Justin Bieber Will Not Perform at Rick Scott's Inauguration, Just to Clarify

via WikiCommons​Maybe there's little value in reporting a rumor that's already been proven false, but this one is so bizarre we can't pass it up. Apparently, last night at a meeting of the capital city commission, Tallahassee Police Department Maj. Lewis Johnson said that teen pop superstar Justin ... More >>

Florida's Original Justin Bieber Has His Life Ruined By Canada's Justin Bieber

​Justin Bieber is actually a 35-year-old self-admitted pinball machine who makes his home in Jacksonville, Fla. Of course, there's that other Justin Bieber: a walking pile of Canadian bangs with a high pitched singing voice, a growing amount of awkward smugness, and a legion of devoted, near fanat ... More >>

Justin Bieber Gets Superserious and Looks at Himself in Video for "U Smile"

Self-examination with the Biebs.​We get that there are a lot of Justin Bieber haters out there. He's so young. He's so smooth. And look at all those women of all ages fawning at him. But just look at that face. How could you not smile when someone like Justin Bieber smiles back at you? Awww. In hi ... More >>

Top Ten LeBron James Celebrity Tweets: Justin Bieber, Diddy, Lance Bass, Disco Rick Respond to 'The Decision'

via @youbigdummyKanye was improbably backstage​Sports commentators weren't the only ones nervously watching LeBron James' fireworks spectacular last night on ESPN. In the celebrity twitterverse, the rich and famous were just as worried as New York, Cleveland and Miami fans about where their fellow ... More >>