Julia Tuttle

A New Sex Offender Takes Residence Under the Julia Tuttle -- Voluntarily

Julia Tuttle Says Happy Birthday, Miami

Julia Tuttle Bridge-Dweller Goes Home

Last Night: One-One-Two at Edificio Jose Marti

BEST LOCAL LANDMARK

Flagler Memorial

MacArthur Causeway

Flagler Memorial

Commissioners to Meet on Sex Offenders

It has been almost two years since New Times exposed a disturbing, state-mandated colony of sex offenders living under the Julia Tuttle Causeway. Since then, city commissioners have received dozens of angry letters, international news programs have aired footage, and the amount of banished men under ... More >>

We Don't Swim in Your Toilet

So don't complain when we spill 25 million gallons of sewage onto your beaches

This Means Lore!

The housewife who saved FDR's life, the ghosts that roam Vizcaya, the sea serpent of Biscayne Bay, and other Miami legends, yarns, and flat-out lies

Standing Still

Historic landmarks in preservation limbo

Pastor Spann's Master Plan

A cool million gets the Julia Tuttle Bridge sex offenders a new home.

Classical Therapy

Soothe the spirit at the Mainly Mozart Festival.

The Shape of History

Soothe the spirit at the Mainly Mozart Festival.

BEST CEMETERY

City of Miami Cemetery

Sex Offenders Set Up Camp

The Julia Tuttle becomes a colony. Politicians pass the buck.

'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night

The Julia Tuttle becomes a colony. Politicians pass the buck.

Go Miami, It’s Your Birthday!

Camposition’s gonna party like it’s your birthday

Into Tomorrow

Camposition’s gonna party like it’s your birthday

Night&Day

Camposition’s gonna party like it’s your birthday

Boneyard Boogie

Camposition’s gonna party like it’s your birthday

The Teele Conspiracy

Is the Miami commissioner the target of a wicked plot? Or is he spinning a yarn so complex everyone's now dizzy?

Aqua Nova

Will a starry-eyed proposal for renovating Monument Island burn out before its time?

Pest-o Pesto

Creepy critters inspire holiday vittles

Events for April 24-30, 2003

Creepy critters inspire holiday vittles

Fem Park

Roxcy O'Neal Bolton Women's History Gallery

All in the S&S Family

S&S Diner

The Dead Are Grateful

The Miami cemetery is like the city's diary. And after years of abuse, this book is getting a new cover.

Cop Till You Drop

Beach officials hope a boatload of cops will control the half-million revelers expected on New Year's Eve

State Secrets

Beach officials hope a boatload of cops will control the half-million revelers expected on New Year's Eve

The Grim Keeper

The sexton's post at the Miami City Cemetery is a burial ground for troublesome municipal employees. But Clyde Cates wasn't about to just roll over and die.

Your Tax Dollars at Work (Hiccup!)

The City of Miami's upstanding leadership had a swell time at a swanky centennial party. Who paid? You did, of course.

Swelter

The City of Miami's upstanding leadership had a swell time at a swanky centennial party. Who paid? You did, of course.

Letters

The City of Miami's upstanding leadership had a swell time at a swanky centennial party. Who paid? You did, of course.

Tired of Art Basel? Five Suggestions for a Culture-less Weekend Getaway!

​Art Basel has a funny way of making us feel like we're outsiders in our own town. Traffic is horrible. Parking even moreso. The line at your favorite Cuban restaurant (even if that happens to be Pollo Tropical) gets filled with hoity-toity Europeans trying to work in a little "authentic Miami exp ... More >>

City of Miami to Julia Tuttle Squatters: If You're Not a Molester, You Gotsta Go!

"You on the [sexual predator] list?"​For about two years, Daniel Zajac has lived in a tent tucked behind a big tree along the northern banks of the Julia Tuttle Causeway. "I can't live in a shelter," explains the jittery 47-year-old transient who wears a baseball cap reading "New York" and a Willi ... More >>

Homeless under Julia Tuttle try to pass for sex offenders

"You on the [sexual predator] list?"​For about two years, Daniel Zajac has lived in a tent tucked behind a big tree along the northern banks of the Julia Tuttle Causeway. "I can't live in a shelter," explains the jittery 47-year-old transient who wears a baseball cap reading "New York" and a Willi ... More >>

Last Week's Cold Spell Sucked... Unless You're an Iguana-Gobblin' Homeless Dude

Bjørn Christian Tørrissen; Wikimedia CommonsDelicious!​Last week's freeze was not nice to Miami's homeless contingent. The shelters were overflowing, and the Julia Tuttle Causeway sex offenders crowded around barrel fires and behind makeshift walls. But Harold, a burly 37-year-old Georgia-born ... More >>

Recipe for paralyzed iguanas from Miami's most resourceful homeless man

Bjørn Christian Tørrissen; Wikimedia CommonsDelicious!​Last week's freeze was not nice to Miami's homeless contingent. The shelters were overflowing, and the Julia Tuttle Causeway sex offenders crowded around barrel fires and behind makeshift walls. But Harold, a burly 37-year-old Georgia-born ... More >>

Julia Tuttle Sex Offenders Evicted, Again

On Friday, the Miami-Dade Homeless Trust sent out a self-congratulatory press release announcing it had finally shut down the sex offender shantytown under the Julia Tuttle bridge.​"From the very first report of people moving in under the Julia Tuttle Causeway, the men and women of The Homeless Tr ... More >>

Morons of the Week: Ron Book, Jeff Ireland, and Arizona

Some say it's the heat that causes it. Others blame Jimmy Buffett. Whatever the reason, South Florida is Mecca for this hemisphere's most devoted morons. Let's see who took the pilgrimage this week: Sorry, Ron, you've been overdue in this column for a while.​5. Ron Book, who apparently thoug ... More >>

Ron Book and Romero Britto Bring You The Ugliest Parking Meters Ever

via brickellinfo​It's a bird! It's a plane! It's another terrible Romero Britto sculpture, only this time it's not just hurting your eyes, it's also taking your spare change. Meters designed by the local hack artist have made their first appearance in Brickell. But, don't blame Britto, blame anoth ... More >>

Miami Bums Sound Off on Britto Meters

Britto is tapping into the homeless' beer fund.​Pop artist Romero Britto's work has infected Miami like a great open sore pulsing red, yellow, and blue. When future archeologists unearth our city, they'll think we worshiped squinting kitty-cats and butterflies--and that our artistic ability fell o ... More >>

Miami's vultures go to court

Britto is tapping into the homeless' beer fund.​Pop artist Romero Britto's work has infected Miami like a great open sore pulsing red, yellow, and blue. When future archeologists unearth our city, they'll think we worshiped squinting kitty-cats and butterflies--and that our artistic ability fell o ... More >>

Proposed Miami skate park pits skaters against preservationists

Britto is tapping into the homeless' beer fund.​Pop artist Romero Britto's work has infected Miami like a great open sore pulsing red, yellow, and blue. When future archeologists unearth our city, they'll think we worshiped squinting kitty-cats and butterflies--and that our artistic ability fell o ... More >>

Singer Jon Secada -- Who? -- Unveils a Britto Homeless Meter in South Beach

​Must everything in Miami be endorsed by a marginal celebrity and decorated by Romero Britto? The answer to that question, clearly, is yes.

Tales from the Crypt

​Must everything in Miami be endorsed by a marginal celebrity and decorated by Romero Britto? The answer to that question, clearly, is yes.

Alonzo Mourning Accused of Hit-and-Run Car Crash While Driving Porsche

​A Miami art school student is set to file a lawsuit against Alonzo Mourning claiming that the former Heat star crashed his Porsche into the student's car on the Julia Tuttle Causeway early Sunday morning before fleeing. Mourning did return to the scene, however, nearly an hour later in a separate ... More >>

From Crap to Key: Ex-Miami Beach Official Wants to Create Island Out of Port Tunnel Fill

Aristotle Ares, 87, wants to resurrect an island lost to the elements 85 years agoThe Port of Miami Tunnel might be a boondoggle, but its construction continues apace. With a giant drill now in place, the big dig begins next month. The debate is now over where to dump the tons of crud. Environmental ... More >>

Free Pitbull Beach Party Announced for Dodge Half Marathon in Miami December 11

​If you wanna pop your "Bon Bon" on the Beach with Pitbull for free, you're gonna have to pay your way by running 13 miles over a period of several hours in sweltering, heatstroke-inducing SoFla heat. The deal: On Sunday, December 11, Mr. Worldwide will be giving a performance on Miami Beach for ... More >>