John Travolta

Disco Night at Dolphin Stadium--Lord Have Mercy

Like Moths to Flame

Americans will likely swarm to Ladder 49, an unabashed homage to firefighters

A Very Long Run

Americans will likely swarm to Ladder 49, an unabashed homage to firefighters

Super Bowl Fun for Everyone

You don’t need money to have a blast, but it helps

A Piece of the Rock

You don’t need money to have a blast, but it helps

Square Deal

Washington Square comes out of the dark with a live CD

Worst 'The Rock' Impersonator Ever Also Worst Person Ever

Wayne Scott, a pale man from South Yorkshire England, attempted his best American accent and called up a terminally ill teenage boy pretending to be rasslin' superstar, UM alum and mediocre action/adventure actor Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. He claimed, as Johnson, he was put in touch with the boy thr ... More >>

Crazy Eights

Wayne Scott, a pale man from South Yorkshire England, attempted his best American accent and called up a terminally ill teenage boy pretending to be rasslin' superstar, UM alum and mediocre action/adventure actor Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. He claimed, as Johnson, he was put in touch with the boy thr ... More >>

Disney's Bolt Is a Starry Dog Story

This toon teaches you don't have to jump through hoops to be a hero.

Jericho Mansion

This toon teaches you don't have to jump through hoops to be a hero.

Skin Diving

This toon teaches you don't have to jump through hoops to be a hero.

Feeling Feverish?

This toon teaches you don't have to jump through hoops to be a hero.

Hairspray, Get Back to Your Roots!

Movie musical of the musical of the movie is nowhere near divine

Fame Game

Chef Adrianne overachieves everywhere except the kitchen

Summer: The Sequel

From Harry Potter to Homer Simpson, cool off at the movies

Get Lost

It'd Be Cool if this sequel were any good. Too bad it ain't.

Suddenly This Summer

John Travolta and Scarlett Johansson face off in a southern-gothic indie

Punish This

The latest comic-book movie might just kill you

Tall Boy

In the ring and on the screen, the Rock is Walking like he talks it

Dammit, Mamet!

Based on Spartan, it would seem the master of macho dialogue has lost his touch

Dance This Mess Around

What a bad feeling -- and taste -- Honey leaves behind

Out of the Chute

The debut of Urban Cowboy is a rough ride indeed

Bobby Love

De Niro -- no surprise -- is the reason to like City by the Sea

Loews Gauchos

Gotcha: The Gaucho Room under a new chef still leaves a great taste

Funeral Rights

A Southern family confronts death, homosexuality, and repression (but not in that order)

The American Way

15 Minutes is all about gore and action, not character and control

Losin' It

Amy Heckerling's newest teen movie proves that lightning doesn't strike three times

Swing's Last Whirl

The End of Summer Swing Dance Party

Kulchur

The End of Summer Swing Dance Party

Best Electronica Release

Phoenecia

The Waiting Was the Hardest Part

Phoenecia

Objection Overruled

Phoenecia

Campaign Trailer

Phoenecia

It Only Hurts When They Sing

Phoenecia

I Lost It at the Multiplex

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Father and Child Reunion

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Woo Can Play at That Game

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Route 666

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Into the Night

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Son of Pulp Fiction

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Swelter

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Swelter

The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it

Blood on the Tracks in The Taking of Pelham

In this subway series, the original wins.

Miami-Based Cruise Ship Carrying John Travolta Causes Swine Flu Scare in Belize

via Choose ToysDespite sharing a border with Mexico, Belize remains Swine Flu free, and they'd really prefer to keep it that way. Royal Caribbean Cruise Line's "Enchantment of the Sea" left port in Miami on June 8th, but by the time the ship reached Belize yesterday an H1N1 scare had broken out ... More >>

You Can't Afford Not to Read Miami New Times' Scott Storch Profile

Illustration courtesy of Jason SeilerRoyal Flush: Scott Storch ​Miami New Times scribe Gus Garcia-Roberts has a gem of a feature about the rise and complete ruin of South Florida hip-hop producer Scott Storch, who once played John Travolta's role in Grease and can play any top 40 song from the pas ... More >>

Andrea Curto-Randazzo: Chef and TV Star To-Be, Part Two

Here's Part Two of our interview with soon-to-be celebrity chef Andrea Curto-Randazzo. You canread the first part of the interview here.She raises the bar... even if she's behind it.Now how did your appearance on Top Chef come about? You didn't have enough going on?I did it for publicity because tha ... More >>

Pasha's has a Discothèque for a Bathroom

Groovy stall​Do you ever feel the urge to dance immediately after emptying your bladder? If you do, Short Order suggests you head over to your nearest Pasha's, where you'll find bathrooms featuring disco balls and club music. Just make sure the floor isn't being cleaned, otherwise you might slip w ... More >>

Boogie Shoes and Helmet Hair

Groovy stall​Do you ever feel the urge to dance immediately after emptying your bladder? If you do, Short Order suggests you head over to your nearest Pasha's, where you'll find bathrooms featuring disco balls and club music. Just make sure the floor isn't being cleaned, otherwise you might slip w ... More >>

Those Summer Nights

Groovy stall​Do you ever feel the urge to dance immediately after emptying your bladder? If you do, Short Order suggests you head over to your nearest Pasha's, where you'll find bathrooms featuring disco balls and club music. Just make sure the floor isn't being cleaned, otherwise you might slip w ... More >>

Heidi Montag, Danielle Staub, and Ashley Dupre to Launch VH1 "Celebrity" Food/Reality Show

via Flickr angela n.Heidi Montag, celebrity at large.​In the infinite wisdom of television executives and snake oil salesmen, VH1 has created a new reality series that links the two subjects Americans are most interested in: food and big personalities.In the new show, Famous Food, so-called celebr ... More >>