John Kerry

The UF Consensus: Kerry's a Dirtbag

Sun-Sentinel Shocker: People On The Internet Have Blogs

Newsweek: Forget the Cubans. The Other Hispanics Rule!

First Edition

The National Hip-Hop Political Convention sets an agenda for a new generation

Grape Tidings

The National Hip-Hop Political Convention sets an agenda for a new generation

Basshead

Home Stretch

Pre-Election Wrapup Roundup

Home Stretch

Winning Wasn't Everything

Jim Dougherty exposed insurance fraud for Lloyd's of London -- until they concluded the Miami Beach lawyer had overbilled them by millions. Now the U.S. attorney is involved and things have turned very ugly, indeed.

Way Beyond Lunar

Jim Dougherty exposed insurance fraud for Lloyd's of London -- until they concluded the Miami Beach lawyer had overbilled them by millions. Now the U.S. attorney is involved and things have turned very ugly, indeed.

Windsurf’s Up, Dude

Jim Dougherty exposed insurance fraud for Lloyd's of London -- until they concluded the Miami Beach lawyer had overbilled them by millions. Now the U.S. attorney is involved and things have turned very ugly, indeed.

Engines Running Hot

DVD releases for the week of July 11, 2006

Dreams of Syndication

DVD releases for the week of June 1, 2006

Acute Democratitis

Jimmy Morales ponders the disease with no known cure

Bruce Springsteen

Devils & Dust Columbia

Who is: Stanley Price?

Devils & Dust Columbia

The President and Mr. Blowfly

Latin politics and Miami's filthiest rapper knock 'em dead in Austin

Letters from the Issue of January 13-19, 2005

Daughters, rappers, dead newspapers, and the TSA cesspool

Miami's Blessed Airwaves

To learn more about Bush's victory, tune to 89.7 FM

The Edge of Treason

Bridget Jones is betrayed by a dumb, dull sequel

Trouble at Home

Note to Miami's Kerry boosters: All politics is local

Basshead

The Future

Morrissey

The Future

Nukes in the Florida Room

Film festival in South Beach faces elections head-on

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Next President of the United States

Mi nombre es Róger Calero and yes, I will tax the rich by 100 percent!

The Bitch

Definitive Gaze

Unnatural Attractions

What would draw sultry Latin films to chilly Canada? One huge festival

Basshead

Agit Pop

Bush Bash

With Slam Bush, the hip-hop generation descends on a hurricane-plagued swing state

Apocalypses Now

Edge Theatre's barebones trio of one-act plays rediscover the drama in foreboding

Letters from the Issue of , 2002

Edge Theatre's barebones trio of one-act plays rediscover the drama in foreboding

Loaded

The federal ban on assault weapons never worked, as Miami-Dade Police Ofcr. Keenya Hubert painfully learned

Contra Campaign

John Kerry once took a shot at Miami's Felix Rodriguez for his part in the Iran-contra scandal. Now the Bush family friend is shooting back.

The Bitch

De La Carnival of Souls

Nixon Rewound

As Florida's GOP delegates head for New York, it's time to recall Miami Beach, 1972

Never Mind the Ballots

It is South Florida's YET-to-be-registered immigrant voters who could swing the 2004 presidential election

Hammer Time

Funnyman Gallagher gets ambitious

Bickering Not Allowed

Democrats come to Florida to fight over a party platform and what happens? No fighting!

Pay to Play

In this political season, Miami's high-profile campaign contributors favor Republicans and Democrats

A WASPy Place

Gurney's frequently produced Dining Room still can't deliver the emotional goods

Culture Snob Alert

Miami Beach Commissioner Matti Bower seeks to inject some lowbrow into high art

Interview With Chef Jeremiah of Bullfrog Eatz, Rick Ross' Personal Chef

Image via myspace.com/bullfrogeatz Chef Jeremiah Bullfrog is a professional caterer and personal chef to the Boss, Rick Ross. Short Order recently spoke to Bullfrog via email and asked him a few questions.New Times: What's your name, where you from, what do you do, how did you get started?Chef Jerem ... More >>

Miami Beach Shark Victim Defends Sharks

Yeah, this movie probably didn't help humans feel sympathy for sharks.​Miami Beach dive-boat captain Michael Beach has always admired sharks as a primordial link to a lost age. "They're so primitive, so unevolved, and so unchanged," he explains. "When you see one in the wild, you realize you ... More >>

Save Jaws

A local victim of a shark attack — oops, a shark accident — defends the beasts on Capitol Hill.

In the Name of the King

The leader of a church that's drawn presidential hopefuls and the devout is enveloped in scandal.

Charlie Crist's New "Swift Boat" Friend Refers to Obama as "the Black One"

Bud Day​Bud Day is an 85-year-old retired U.S. Air Force Colonel who keeps poking his nose into Florida and national political controversy. You might remember those classy "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth" from the 2004 election that questioned John Kerry's service and patriotism, even though oppone ... More >>

Kendrick Meek Saves the Life of Fellow Rep from Dreaded Turkey Sandwich Threat

​Democratic congresspeople Kendrick Meek and Jan Schakowsky both come from the kind of heavily left leaning, big city districts they could hold for life. Of course, Meek is cutting his tenure short to run for Senate, and Schakowsky almost saw her term --and life-- ended Mama Cass style. Thank ... More >>

Clinton's Evil Genius Adviser Mark Penn Supports Charlie Crist

Mark Penn​Charlie Crist has a new backer, Mark Penn, and he used to be one of the closest and most powerful advisers to Bill and Hillary Clinton. In fact, as the chief pollster and senior adviser for Hillary's 2008 presidential run, he is blamed for some of the worst tendancies of that c ... More >>

The Tea Baggers Are Coming! The 5 Angriest Speakers At Doral's 'Taking America Back' Conference

via Huffingtonpost.comDo not be confused if this woman accosts your car in Doral today.​If your daily commute takes you through Doral -- and may god have mercy upon your soul for that -- you may notice some usual sights around the exclusive Doral Golf and Spa Resort this morning: grown men dressed ... More >>

John Kerry Wants Federal High-Speed Rail Funds Rick Scott Rejected

​There's a reason cash-strapped states don't turn down federally funded projects on ideological grounds: because some other state -- where the residents have tiny lobsters embroidered on their yacht pants, say, and all claim to be the third Affleck brother -- will snatch that money right up for it ... More >>

Marco Rubio Refuses to Compromise, Will Vote "No" on Debt Ceiling

​Let's put it in perspective. The left is pretty much aghast today that President Obama has rolled over for a compromise in the debt ceiling debate that gives in to a staggering number of Republican demands. Paul Krugman is curled up in a ball somewhere whimpering about "economic disaster." Daily ... More >>