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Joanne Green

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2007

    Gay Marriage Amendment Debate Gets Noisy

    The American Civil Liberties Union hosted a heated debate last night at the Temple Israel of Greater Miami. The topic: the Florida Marriage Protection Amendment -- in layman’s terms, a proposed amendment to Florida’s Constitution that would make gay marriage or civil unions illegal in Florida. I ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2007

    Cuban Highjackers Get Life Sentences

    BBC news reports today that the two Cuban soldiers who attempted to hijack an airliner in May were sentenced by a military tribunal to life in prison. Sergeants Leandro Cerezo Sirut, 20, and Yoan Torres Martinez, 21, received life in jail in the attempted hijacking that left two people dead at Ha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 14, 2007

    Don't Talk Trash, Pick it Up

    Don't let it come to this, people Ever been told you have an uncanny knack for picking up trash? Now’s your chance to put your talents to good use and join the thousands of volunteers expected to gather at coastlines worldwide tomorrow in celebration of the 22nd Annual International Coastal Cle ... More >>

  • News

    September 13, 2007

    Letters from the Issue of September 13, 2007

    "Crew is definitely half asleep"

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    September 10, 2007

    Ex-Gay to Pay

    This past July, New Times published "Scared Straight," an article about Worthy Creations, a local ministry that shepherds gay men and women toward heterosexuality. The Fort Lauderdale based group operates under the spiritual umbrella of the “ex-gay” movement, which uses reparative therapy to p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 29, 2007

    Bring ‘Em Home

    John and Yoko would be proud A few dozen demonstrators gathered late Tuesday in South Beach to protest the war in Iraq and rally to bring the troops home. Waving signs that read "Honk" and "Bush, Cheney, send your own kids," the 42 volunteers from the action group moveon.org were among hundreds ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 9, 2007

    One Little Pill -- Just in Case

    Take one of these and don't call us in the morning We at New Times neither advocate nor condone irresponsible behavior, but we do understand that a bottle (or two) of wine, a few candles, and a dark, storm-drenched sky can, how should we say, get you in the mood. And there are times when, try ... More >>

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    August 6, 2007
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    July 26, 2007

    Letters from the Issue of June 26, 2007

    "One fellow is celibate, others are in gay relationships, and the rest are back to dating"

  • News

    July 19, 2007

    Letters from the Issue of July 19, 2007

    "Im a santero. I have a freezer full of meat at home that I killed, plucked, and quartered.

  • News

    July 12, 2007

    Dr. G Spot

    By 7:00 she was begging her boyfriend for sex

  • Blogs

    July 2, 2007

    Beach Mayoral Candidate Blasts "Adam and Steve"

    Those who braved the rain-soaked streets of South Florida over the weekend and ventured along the manicured suburbs of Alton Road no doubt saw it: At 30-feet long by four-feet high, it was hard to miss the banner slapped across the front of 4760 Alton: “God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve ... More >>

  • News

    June 28, 2007

    Letters from the Issue of June 28, 2007

    "I hope you stay on this. Nobody else seems to have the balls to do it.

  • Blogs

    June 8, 2007

    MMA in MIA – well, almost!

    For the second time this year the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) and Spike TV are broadcasting Fight Night Live from the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood. And Tuesday’s fight card is littered with local talent. American Top Team – one of the nation’s largest and most revered mix ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 24, 2007

    Bunghole Bleaching 101: Clean Arses on South Beach

    It sits on the small, white shelf at South Beach Body Waxing salon on Washington Avenue and 13th Street, sandwiched between the tubes of French “pleasure enhancement gel” and a row of fruity lotions. “We probably sell about two to three per week,” says Julissa Saragoza, Body Waxing’s rec ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2007
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    May 10, 2007

    Iron Boy

    "The purpose of Iron Palm is to kill your opponent in one blow.

  • Blogs

    May 1, 2007

    Surprise! You've Been Towed!

    Beware Miami, a beast most foul roams the streets of the design district, preying upon innocent victims. This past Friday I saw it with my own eyes. As pair after pair of stiletto heels and crocodile print loafers clicked down the sidewalk toward the Moore Building (en-route to the Inside Out bi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 11, 2007

    W (No, Not That One) Celebrates Two Years

    Thunderstorms may have rocked much of Miami-Dade County last night, but the wet weather wasn't enough to keep the winos from joining French-native Florent Blanchet in celebrating the two year anniversary of his W Wine Bistro . "Any excuse for a party," grinned Blanchet between monster-size gulps o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 3, 2007

    This Grass Needs Cutting

    Greener? Not so much After briefly closing its velvet-rope adorned doors to remodel, the Design District's Grass Restaurant and Lounge is giving things another shot. To publicize the refurbished space and unveil chef Michael Jacobs' new menu, promoters invited a bevy of media types and would-be h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 29, 2007

    Feds Crack Down on Kiddie Porn in SoFla

    The State Attorney's Office announced this week that over the course of the past six months, "Project Safe Childhood," a program designed by Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez to crack down on Internet-related child exploitation in South Florida, sparked 66 investigations. Of the 66 cases, 58 i ... More >>

  • News

    March 29, 2007

    Letters from the issue of March 29, 2007

    "Tattoo an exit visa on Jose Luis de Jesus Mirandas ass and send him back where he belongs."

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2007

    El Salvador Says No to Satan

    It seems the El Salvadorians are not convinced by Jose Louis de Jesus Miranda's claim he is the second coming of Christ. Nor are they too happy about him traveling to their central American nation and encouraging folks to tattoo a 666 symbol on their bodies. So unhappy are they with the 60-y ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 14, 2007

    UFC Update

    This calls for a celebratory stogie The Super Korean is Super Victorious! American Top team's mix martial arts fighter Denis Kang successfully defended his Spirit Martial Challenge heavyweight title March 11th in Korea. He won by unanimous decision after a grueling three-round bout. This was t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2007

    Pricey Coffee, Free T

    Conquering the world, one cup at a time The good people at Starbucks -- otherwise known as Home Of The $5 Coffee -- want you to know it's okay to hold up the line and order an extra-hot, tall, lite-foam, half-caf, extra sprinkles, non-fat, mocha-capp. In fact, they encourage it. They want t ... More >>

  • News

    February 22, 2007

    His Satanic Majesty's Request

    Close down every church so the true church can begin.

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    February 15, 2007

    Letters from the Issue of February 15, 2007

    "There are plenty of white whores riding poles and collecting dollar bills in G-strings."

  • Blogs

    February 14, 2007

    Herald Gets Spanked at John Couey Trial

    Couey The media frenzy surrounding the trial of John Evander Couey -- the five-foot-four-inch man charged with kidnapping, raping, and killing nine-year-old Jessica Lunsford in 2005 -- continued yesterday. During a break in jury selection Monday, Circuit Judge Ric Howard rejected a motion fil ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2007

    Prime Candidate

    Producers pf the uber-popular reality TV show Top Chef were in town recently looking for a few good cooks to compete for a $100,000 grand prize in their next season. And one local chef looks like he could be a prime candidate. Mike Sabin, 36, executive chef of South Beach's Nemo and Prime One-Tw ... More >>

  • News

    February 1, 2007

    Real Men of Sports

    They surf, skate, swat, and sprint

  • Blogs

    January 26, 2007

    Best Damn Superbowl Excess, Period

    The actual Super Bowl showdown may not be until a week from Sunday, but the parties are beginning as early as Monday. Not only are you invited, but unlike most of the uber-fabbo throwdowns on the Beach this week, it won't cost you $5000, either. The crew from Fox Sports Net's Best Damn Sports Sho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2007

    Wanted: Diplomats for Drinking

    Lightweights need not apply Traveling the world, knocking back copious amounts of alcoholic beverages, and pocketing $200,000 in the process -- doesn't sound much like hard work, does it? But for one pair of lucky bastards this could soon become a full-time job -- well, for a year, anyway. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 11, 2007

    Babysitters for Your Bentley

    Pintos need not apply "Dedicating and doting" are words generally associated more with a tireless nurse or a mother on a mission. The Regent South Beach now wants them to link them to another category of servants: valet parkers. To be sure, valets are an integral element of the American wo ... More >>

  • News

    December 14, 2006

    Stone Gets Spanked

    "They were both tall and had great shoulders, and so does Fidel"

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2006

    A Diamond In The Rough

    IBL Strike?! Oy gevald! Baseball is probably not the first thing that springs to mind when you think of Israel. But according to former Boston Sox General Manager Dan Duquette, that's about to change. Together with former U.S. Ambassador to Israel, Daniel Kurtzer, and Miami-based attorney M ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 23, 2006

    Dinner for Dummies

    Please don't try this at home. If your IQ rivals that of the season's favorite feathered bird and you fear being able to fry one without inadvertently setting alight to your person, children, home, pet, and/ or relatives, listen up. Miami-Dade Fire Rescue staged a fiery little demo this past Tues ... More >>

  • News

    November 23, 2006

    Letters from the Issue of November 23, 2006

    "You are sanctioning further police corruption"

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    November 9, 2006

    Letters from the Issue of November 9, 2006

    "Murder millions in Allahs name?"

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    November 9, 2006

    Beach Reads

    Big names? Big Deal. An alternative take on the Book Fair.

  • Blogs

    October 9, 2006

    This Kitty Got the Cream

    Courtney Cunningham The former Mrs. Juan Courtney Cunningham has parted ways with her Republican lobbyist husband. To the alimony tune of $11,500 per month. Kitty Cunningham, 44, began divorce proceedings against her 44-year-old husband,of the Coral Gables-based Barreto, Cunningham and May publi ... More >>

  • News

    October 5, 2006

    No Wham! No Bam! Thank You, MAM

    ”Maybe it's more news than the paper can digest"

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    September 21, 2006

    The Price of Victory

    “All of these injuries could have resulted in death”

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    September 21, 2006

    Letters from the Issue of September 21, 2006

    Green ends her hypocritical, moralizing piece with a prediction

  • News

    July 27, 2006

    Letters from the Issue of July 27, 2006

    Children are pawns used to expand bank accounts

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    July 13, 2006

    Letters from the Issue of July 13, 2006

    My wife and I were heading for divorce from all this chaos"

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    June 29, 2006

    Letters from the Issue of June 29, 2006

    Dont shake your ass at clubs to Sean Paul if youre "repulsed at mens bulges

  • Culture

    May 18, 2006

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    May 11, 2006

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    April 20, 2006

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    April 13, 2006

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