In August 2007, former New Times staffer Joanne Green wrote a great pieceÂ about local filmmaker Lee Cipolla, a Michael M. Krop Senior High School grad, and his mission to finish his second feature film, Nemesis, on a shoe-string budget in 12 days in the middle of August.Well, he and creative teamma ... More >>
"I reject claims that Timoney is bad"
"Crew is definitely half asleep"
"In our ceremonies, the animals are prayed over, prayed for, and loved every step of the way"
"One fellow is celibate, others are in gay relationships, and the rest are back to dating"
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By 7:00 she was begging her boyfriend for sex
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I didn't want a bunch of dudes who could beat me in my sleep.
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Probable cause got flaws like dirty drawers.
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Close down every church so the true church can begin.
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How can someone with such a background be getting taxpayer money?
"It seems rational. Wanna bet?"
They surf, skate, swat, and sprint
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"They were both tall and had great shoulders, and so does Fidel"
"You are sanctioning further police corruption"
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"Murder millions in Allah’s name?"
Big names? Big Deal. An alternative take on the Book Fair.
Are they going to fire us all?
Maybe it's more news than the paper can digest"
All of these injuries could have resulted in death
”Green ends her hypocritical, moralizing piece with a prediction”
"Miami residents should take development where we can get it. Its basically our last chance."
“Children are pawns used to expand bank accounts”
My wife and I were heading for divorce from all this chaos"
I'll get the girls together for the weekend, leave early ... party, and snooze on the way back"
Don’t shake your ass at clubs to Sean Paul if you’re "repulsed at men’s bulges”
“They’re more concerned about Iraq than their own communities”