Joan Rivers

Take This Commissioner, Please!

Whoopi Cushion

Swelter

Hell is for Zeroes

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The Sultan of Schmooze

Michael Aller can smooth-talk with the best of them. His political friends in Miami Beach love him for it. His creditors don't.

Wear a Cup

Old-school comedians can handle you hecklers.

Mob Scene

Art, music, and drinking make for a fine evening

Carat Marks

Kareem Edouard digs up the connection between hip-hop and its diamond obsession

Our Body Issues, Ourselves

Serious, seriously funny Eve Ensler explodes the feminine mystique

Bash for Cash

Serious, seriously funny Eve Ensler explodes the feminine mystique

How to Love the French

Serious, seriously funny Eve Ensler explodes the feminine mystique

Unnatural Attractions

What would draw sultry Latin films to chilly Canada? One huge festival

BEST RESTAURANT FOR A PARTY

FifteenOOne Barton G

Out and About

The drama hasn't been confined to the screen at Miami's Gay and Lesbian Film Festival

Joan of Arch

She can tawlk -- about everything and everyone

How Sweet It Was

Lido Spa's sale to a hip hotelier is not just the end of an era -- it's a death in the family

A Lighter Shade of Noir

The Betrayal of Nora Blake lovingly lampoons the hard-boiled film mysteries of yesteryear

Here, There, Everywhere

This year's Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival is bigger and ... well, bigger

Women on the Verge

Sophie, Totie, & Belle

God Help the Queen

Sophie, Totie, & Belle

The Mobster and the Shrink

Sophie, Totie, & Belle

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Sophie, Totie, & Belle

Revue-ing the Situation

Sophie, Totie, & Belle

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Sophie, Totie, & Belle

D-List Diva

Sophie, Totie, & Belle

Worst Dining Trends Of The Past Decade (According to Chicago Tribune, Michael Schwartz, and Short Order)

Courtesy of SoBe Wine & FoodDon't invite this man to your commune.​The Chicago Tribune website last week printed a list of the ten worst dining trends of the past decade, as decided by various movers and shakers in the American food world. Miami's own Michael Schwartz weighed in, his pet peeve ... More >>

Segundo City

Courtesy of SoBe Wine & FoodDon't invite this man to your commune.​The Chicago Tribune website last week printed a list of the ten worst dining trends of the past decade, as decided by various movers and shakers in the American food world. Miami's own Michael Schwartz weighed in, his pet peeve ... More >>

Cinematic Pride

Courtesy of SoBe Wine & FoodDon't invite this man to your commune.​The Chicago Tribune website last week printed a list of the ten worst dining trends of the past decade, as decided by various movers and shakers in the American food world. Miami's own Michael Schwartz weighed in, his pet peeve ... More >>

Our Picks for the Miami Gay & Lesbian Film Festival

The Miami Gay & Lesbian Film Festival begins tomorrow, so we'd thought we give you a rundown of what to do and what to see. I Killed My Mother: Screens tomorrow at Gusman as the opening-night film. Yes, the drama revolves around a gay teenage son, but if you've ever raised your voice with your o ... More >>

Friday Food Funnies: One Liners, Jokes, and Food Quotes

​The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world. -- Robert Orben Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. -- Lynda MontgomeryDid you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy ... More >>

D-List Diva

​The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world. -- Robert Orben Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. -- Lynda MontgomeryDid you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy ... More >>

Jacory Harris Wanted by Fashion Police

We were just mentioning that the University of Miami football players have kept their arrest records clean, but we've just been alerted that there's an all points bulletin put out by the fashion police out for the arrest of 'Canes star QB Jacory Harris for graves crimes against style. The kid is app ... More >>

Can We Talk at Hard Rock

We were just mentioning that the University of Miami football players have kept their arrest records clean, but we've just been alerted that there's an all points bulletin put out by the fashion police out for the arrest of 'Canes star QB Jacory Harris for graves crimes against style. The kid is app ... More >>

Louie Rosenthal: He's an Icon

We were just mentioning that the University of Miami football players have kept their arrest records clean, but we've just been alerted that there's an all points bulletin put out by the fashion police out for the arrest of 'Canes star QB Jacory Harris for graves crimes against style. The kid is app ... More >>

Ten Raging Punks (And Other Rockers) Who Crashed the Daytime Talk Show Circuit

Judge Judy bitches at an unseen punk. Guess who?​Punks are the ideal guests for the raunchy world of daytime talk television. They dress outlandishly. They say crazy shit. And they're totally unapologetic. Furthermore, mosh pits lend themselves very well to quick-cuts when you're trying to make a ... More >>

Brian McKnight Talks Broadway, Celebrity Apprentice, and His New Album Just Me

​Everybody, from your momma to your 12-year-old cousin, loves Brian McKnight's "Back at One." But don't get it twisted, the man isn't just an R&B heartthrob. Able to play percussion, string, and brass instruments, McKnight's also a one-man band. He's even hosted a self-titled syndicated morn ... More >>

Brian McKnight at the Fillmore Miami Beach August 19

​Everybody, from your momma to your 12-year-old cousin, loves Brian McKnight's "Back at One." But don't get it twisted, the man isn't just an R&B heartthrob. Able to play percussion, string, and brass instruments, McKnight's also a one-man band. He's even hosted a self-titled syndicated morn ... More >>

Lady Gaga Photo Book by Terry Richardson: The Perfect Christmas Gift for Gay Hipster Nephews

Just Gaga.You ever wonder about the hidden, intimate moments of Lady Gaga's private life? Us neither. However, I'm-more-famous-than-my-subjects photog Terry Richardson apparently answered that question the other way. He stalked the hell out of Mother Monster for a year, starting at Lollapalooza 201 ... More >>