Jimmy Johnson

Bring Back Shula

The Real Reason the 'Canes are Blowing it

Tony Sparano Is The New Fins Head Coach

Bill Parcells Is Good At Drafting

Them's Good Eden!

SHUMANJI

Welcome to the world of SHUMANJI(TM), a jungle adventure game in which you, the winningest coach in football history, face the toughest season of your career.

Cloud Nine

Welcome to the world of SHUMANJI(TM), a jungle adventure game in which you, the winningest coach in football history, face the toughest season of your career.

Cane Collapse

How UM's March Madness came to an end.

The Outsiders

Will Schematic have to compromise to get its avant-garde music heard?

He Said, He Said

No matter what happens between Push Button Objects and Seven, their friendship is over

BEST DOLPHINS PLAYER

Ricky Williams

Strip Wars

The politics of selling sex entertainment on SoBe

Best Proof That Losers Do Indeed Get Lucky Sometimes

The politics of selling sex entertainment on SoBe

Best Sports Bar

Jimmy Johnson's Three Rings Bar & Grill in the Eden Roc Resort and Spa

Drew Rosenhaus: Your Unbiased Expert

How Channel 7 provides Miami's most notorious sports agent a forum to plug his clients

The Hoagland Files

To Richard Hoagland the Miami Circle ain't just rocks; it's part of a great extraterrestrial drama

Letters

To Richard Hoagland the Miami Circle ain't just rocks; it's part of a great extraterrestrial drama

Chasing Danny

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

Tales in the Storm

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

Letters

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

Into the Night

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

Her Royal Weirdness

The King Mango Strut proudly announces the coronation of Queen Ellen

Rotations

The King Mango Strut proudly announces the coronation of Queen Ellen

Tennis, Anyone?

The King Mango Strut proudly announces the coronation of Queen Ellen

Buffalo Soldier

The King Mango Strut proudly announces the coronation of Queen Ellen

The Uneven Bars

When put to the test, many local sports-theme establishments don't live up to the hype

The 11th Commandment

The bumper stickers are everywhere. The banners can't be missed. Dade County is a veritable vision in Love Your Neighbor regalia. But is everyone out there really happy?

The Bard's Labors Lost

The bumper stickers are everywhere. The banners can't be missed. Dade County is a veritable vision in Love Your Neighbor regalia. But is everyone out there really happy?

Miami Hurricanes football told by Rakontur filmmakers

The bumper stickers are everywhere. The banners can't be missed. Dade County is a veritable vision in Love Your Neighbor regalia. But is everyone out there really happy?

Hurricanes Football Coach Randy Shannon Deserves a New Contract

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Courtstand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has a message for the University of Miami: Give Randy Shannon a new contract!The University of Miami is not playing fair with ... More >>

Canes coach Randy Shannon deserves a contract

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Courtstand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has a message for the University of Miami: Give Randy Shannon a new contract!The University of Miami is not playing fair with ... More >>

FedEx Will No Longer Sponsor the Orange Bowl

​A lot has changed for the Orange Bowl since 1989. Back then, Jimmy Johnson was coaching the Canes, and they blew out Nebraska 23-3 in the game that year. That was when it was played in the actual stadium known as the Orange Bowl and before all of this BCS business. Lately, the Canes have bee ... More >>

Sports Illustrated Ranks '86 Hurricanes as Most Hated Sports Team of All Time

Hate on haters.​The Miami Heat are the new evil empire, yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, before they've even hit the court, the 2010-2011 Heat have been ranked the 25th most hated sports team of all time by Sports Illustrated. You can hate all you want, because this city is used to it. What's SI's most ... More >>

Top 5 Food References In Pop/Rock Music

The Commander's mama is cookin' hammy.​First, let's get to the shocking stuff: Riock and rollers, it seems, never go near food (insert your own drug joke here). Bob Dylan has scribed hundreds of songs, but never mentions sitting down for a meal. Ditto the Rolling Stones, Led Zep, Pink Floyd ("Brow ... More >>

Top 5 Food References In Pop/Rock Music

The Commander's mama is busy cookin' hammy​First let's get to the shocking part of this post: Rock 'n rollers evidently never go near food (insert your own drug joke here). Bob Dylan has scribed hundreds of songs, but never mentions sitting down for a meal. Ditto the Rolling Stones, Led Zep, Pink ... More >>

Vroom, Vroom, Pow

The Commander's mama is busy cookin' hammy​First let's get to the shocking part of this post: Rock 'n rollers evidently never go near food (insert your own drug joke here). Bob Dylan has scribed hundreds of songs, but never mentions sitting down for a meal. Ditto the Rolling Stones, Led Zep, Pink ... More >>

Randy's Gone, But Will Donna Shalala and Kirby Hocutt Step Up?

​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Uncle Luke comes to terms with the end of the Randy Shannon era.Saturday was one of the saddest days for Miami-Dade's Afri ... More >>

Donald Trump Tells University of Miami to Hire Mike Leach

​Douche respects douche. So it's really no surprise that Donald Trump, of all people, really wants the University of Miami to hire Mike Leach, of all coaches. The Donald, or perhaps some sentient being living deep in the recesses of his hair, ripped out a page from The Palm Beach Post, scrawle ... More >>

LeBron James Plummets on Most Influential Athletes List

​Every year, Forbes slaps together a list of America's most influential athletes, and LeBron James was riding high at number two last year. Of course, some sort of "decision" happened in the meantime, and King James has seen his rankings fall. He's still in the top ten, but barely. Granted, a cham ... More >>