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Jimmy Carter

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2012

    Ten Most Musical Politicians Ever: Barry Obama, Mitt the Mormon Honky, and Others!

    ​The whole process of elections (from PTA to POTUS) is savage, cut-throat, and -- when we're lucky -- incredibly stupid. They will shake the hands of thousands of strangers. They will gorge themselves on local cuisine. They will kiss the stinkiest baby. If votes depended on it, a politician would ... More >>

  • News

    February 9, 2012

    Pot smuggler schools seniors on medical marijuana

    ​The whole process of elections (from PTA to POTUS) is savage, cut-throat, and -- when we're lucky -- incredibly stupid. They will shake the hands of thousands of strangers. They will gorge themselves on local cuisine. They will kiss the stinkiest baby. If votes depended on it, a politician would ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 9, 2012

    Marco Rubio Bitches About Obama and Senate Colleagues at CPAC

    ​Last year, while delivering the keynote address at the Conservative Political Action Conference Florida Senator Marco Rubio talked about grand ideas. This year he was in total Mean Girls mode while speaking at the Conference this morning, and made digs at his veteran colleagues in the Senate, lib ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2011

    Lil Wayne Snaps Back at Luther Campbell

    ​Seems Lil Wayne laid off the sizzurp for a brief second to respond to Luther Campbell's ultimatum that President Carter needs to start investing more time helping Miami's less fortunate souls or else. Last night, Young Weezy, via his handle @LilTunechi, tweeted, "This Nigga Luke trippin!!! I ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 14, 2011

    Lil Wayne Disses the Tea Party: "Republicans Are Never Going to Like Us"

    ​In a weird way, Lil Wayne is the ideal of Republican manhood. He's a self-made businessman worth millions. He loves capitalistic excess. He hates taxes so much sometimes he forget to pay them. He clearly believes in the right to bear arms. Yet President Carter has little love for th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 2, 2011

    Today We Are All Proud Americans

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition, Luke praises George W. Bush, President Barack Obama, and the U.S. soldiers who took out Osama Bin Laden.I wish e ... More >>

  • News

    April 14, 2011

    Lil Wayne and other famous Miamians owe the IRS millions in back taxes

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition, Luke praises George W. Bush, President Barack Obama, and the U.S. soldiers who took out Osama Bin Laden.I wish e ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 11, 2011

    Lien Times: Meet Some Local Tax Cheats

    Weezy F. Baby needs E.F. Hutton​As the tax season draws to a close this week, some of our more recognizable citizens are probably wondering if Uncle Sam will catch them cheating on their taxes again. Take Lil Wayne, who was just popped by the Internal Revenue Service for not paying his fair share ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 5, 2011

    Lil Wayne Owes the IRS $5.6 Million

    ​It seemed Lil Wayne's big legal problems were over when he got out of the clink late last year, but the federal government still has beef with President Carter. The rapper owes about $5.6 million to the Internal Revenue Service, and a lien in that amount was filed against his Miami mansion in Mia ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 23, 2011

    Rick Scott Owns the World's Ugliest Custom Cowboy Boots

    via The Buzz These boots were made for gawking. ​This isn't Texas, and no one really expects our governor to tramp around in cowboy boots. Maybe wearing the "official" Florida shoe, the flip-flop, would be appropriate, but cowboy boots? Well, it turns out Rick Scott has a thing for boots th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2011

    Miami Herald Endorses Luther Campbell? Hell Nah! He's Our Candidate!

    ​Bad enough The Miami Herald poaches New Times stories without giving us credit, but now they want to co-opt our mayoral candidate. Yesterday, the city's only major daily newspaper published a column by local African American blogger Joy-Ann Reid essentially endorsing Luther Campbell for county ma ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 16, 2010

    The Tea Baggers Are Coming! The 5 Angriest Speakers At Doral's 'Taking America Back' Conference

    via Huffingtonpost.comDo not be confused if this woman accosts your car in Doral today.​If your daily commute takes you through Doral -- and may god have mercy upon your soul for that -- you may notice some usual sights around the exclusive Doral Golf and Spa Resort this morning: grown men dressed ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 24, 2010

    Election Day: Presidential Food Fetishes

    ​ ​ brownpau via flickr Exit polling says cake wins.​Famous French gastronomer Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin once said, "Tell me what you eat and I'll tell you what you are." On today, primary day, we offer this message: You can often tell the true measure of a politician more by what ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 14, 2010

    Silvio Rodriguez Plays First American Show in 30 Years

    At least musically, the Obama administration is softening diplomatic relations with Cuba. On Wednesday famed singer-songwriter Silvio Rodriguez was granted a travel visa, and this Saturday folk singer Carlos Varela will be performing in Miami.​ Earlier this year, salsa band Los Van Van and legend ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 16, 2009

    Drudge and Limbaugh's Double Team Race Baiting

    Yesterday, from his Miami techno-hermit compound, Matt Drudge decided to run with "White Student Beaten on School Bus; Crowd Cheers," as the top story on his website in all its race-baiting glory. The story about two high school students who happened to be black beating up another student who h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2009

    Castro About to Do Something Crazy?

    www.kremlin.ruRaul Castro and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev That's what political writer Mickey Kaus is wondering over at his blog on Slate.com, pointing out that every time the U.S. seems to be getting too cozy with Cuba, Castro pulls some shit just to let everybody know he's either a bad ass o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2009

    Bill Clinton Charms the Fontainebleau

    As easy as he is to mock with decades-old jokes, we've got to hand it to Bill Clinton -- the dude can warm a room like Wayne Newton on crystal meth.  Not that last night's Fontainebleau crowd was a hostile audience. About 300 of Miami's glitterati -- among them sunglass mogul and philanthropist Sa ... More >>

  • News

    November 13, 2008

    Italian Architect Hawks Pricey Rotating Condos

    Does David Fisher know there's a recession here?

  • Calendar

    September 18, 2008

    Going, Going, Gonzo

    A documentary reveals the man behind Fear and Loathing.

  • Music

    February 7, 2008

    Playing It by Ear

    The Blind Boys of Alabama don’t need sight to sing their sweet soul.

  • Film

    January 17, 2008

    Jimmy Carter Man from Plains

    Now playing.

  • News

    December 27, 2007

    Doc Block

    Nonfiction continues its ascent onscreen.

  • Music

    May 10, 2007

    Old Punks Never Die

    Just ask former Dead Kennedy howler Jello Biafra, who remains very much alive and ready to call you out on your B.S.

  • Blogs

    December 27, 2006

    Farewell, Ford

    Just ask former Dead Kennedy howler Jello Biafra, who remains very much alive and ready to call you out on your B.S.

  • Blogs

    November 28, 2006

    The Fountain Heads

    Just ask former Dead Kennedy howler Jello Biafra, who remains very much alive and ready to call you out on your B.S.

  • Calendar

    August 25, 2005

    This V's for Valentina

    Just ask former Dead Kennedy howler Jello Biafra, who remains very much alive and ready to call you out on your B.S.

  • Calendar

    September 16, 2004

    Street Talk

    Just ask former Dead Kennedy howler Jello Biafra, who remains very much alive and ready to call you out on your B.S.

  • News

    June 24, 2004

    Gang Related

    Mass transit trouble and coked-up greyhounds

  • Calendar

    March 4, 2004

    TV Dinner

    Cable host fires up fundraiser

  • Film

    February 12, 2004

    Score!

    When it comes to hockey movies, Miracle is as big a winner as its heroes

  • News

    October 30, 2003

    Grand Theft, Church

    Ghetto redevelopment Miami style is anything but divine

  • City Life

    May 15, 2003

    BEST I-95 ADVERTISEMENT

    Mr. Bidet

  • News

    March 20, 2003

    Letters from the Issue of March 20, 2003

    Trading with Cuba and dying in the ocean's depths

  • News

    March 6, 2003

    Letters from the Issue of March 6, 2003

    From Cuba and public debates to advertising and private parts

  • News

    January 30, 2003

    Letters from the Issue of January 30, 2003

    The Cuba embargo takes it on the chin

  • Film

    July 13, 2000

    Killer Weed

    Grass leaves the viewer hungry for more.

  • Calendar

    April 22, 1999

    Night & Day

    April 22-28, 1999

  • Calendar

    November 12, 1998

    Night & Day

    November 12 - 18, 1998

  • News

    November 12, 1998

    Twice Exiled

    Bernardo Benes helped free hundreds of Cuban political prisoners twenty years ago. Hardliners in Miami hate him for it.

  • News

    August 20, 1998

    He Made Dade

    Battling cancer, veteran pol Dante Fascell talks of war, Cuba, and a lifetime of putting Miami on the map

  • News

    July 13, 1995

    Everything Is Relative

    Dade and its municipalities have more sister cities than you can shake a nightstick at

  • News

    July 7, 1993

    First the Seed, Then the Weed

    South Florida's NORML chapter gets an infusion of new blood and a renewed commitment to keep lawmakers from kicking the cannabis

  • Culture

    April 28, 1993

    Land Mines and Bland Mimes

    South Florida's NORML chapter gets an infusion of new blood and a renewed commitment to keep lawmakers from kicking the cannabis

  • News

    February 24, 1993

    Meet the Candidate

    The Rev. Clennon King is unique. Period.

  • Music

    July 29, 1992

    The Third Man

    George Bush knows how to make war. Bill Clinton can play the sax. But it's Elvis Presley who's really in charge here.

  • News

    March 4, 1992

    Inside Feature

    George Bush knows how to make war. Bill Clinton can play the sax. But it's Elvis Presley who's really in charge here.

  • News

    September 4, 1991

    Whoppers!

    George Bush knows how to make war. Bill Clinton can play the sax. But it's Elvis Presley who's really in charge here.

  • News

    January 16, 1991

    Take This Commissioner, Please!

    George Bush knows how to make war. Bill Clinton can play the sax. But it's Elvis Presley who's really in charge here.

  • News

    January 9, 1991

    Letter From Haiti

    George Bush knows how to make war. Bill Clinton can play the sax. But it's Elvis Presley who's really in charge here.

  • Film

    July 18, 1990

    Fit to Be Tide

    George Bush knows how to make war. Bill Clinton can play the sax. But it's Elvis Presley who's really in charge here.

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