Jesus Shuttlesworth

  • Blogs

    May 26, 2014

    Five Best Moments From the Heat's Game Three Comeback Win

    Happy Memorial Day Miami Heat fans! Let's basketball, shall we? The Heat are back at it tonight at the American Airlines Arena, with tip off set for 8:30. The Heat are in a position to take a commanding 3-1 series lead after a Ray Allen three-point barrage filled fourth quarter led them to a 99-87 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 17, 2014

    Jesus Shuttlesworth Saved the Heat on Sunday

    Who do you turn to when you've lost your way? Jesus. Because Jesus Shuttlesworth saves. It was Sunday after all. Ray Allen, AKA "Jesus Shuttlesworth," held a come to Jesus meeting Sunday afternoon, scoring 14 of his Miami Heat career high 25 points in the decisive fourth quarter of the Miami He ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 23, 2013

    Ten Amazing Halloween Costumes For Miami's Sports Stars

    Halloween is right around the corner, and if you haven't already, now is the time to pick up a costume. By now, Walmart's cookie-cutter dress-up shelves look like the Publix bottled water section when a hurricane is churning in the Gulf. Sometimes the best Halloween ideas are right under your nose ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 25, 2013

    Miami Heat Twitter Breakdown: LeBron Reigns, Haslem's Boring, Battier Only Follows 9 People

    The NBA season is still a month away but already Miami is bubbling with news about our back-to-back champion ballers. Michael Beasley has returned, hopefully minus the marijuana habit. Draft pick James Ennis is already king of the koalas. And you may soon be able to buy a jersey with "Jesus Shuttles ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 28, 2013

    Ray Allen Extends His Contract With the Heat

    The three-pointer that sent Game 6 of the NBA Finals to overtime might be well be the shot of Ray Allen's career, but that doesn't mean it will be the last big-game trey he knocks down for the Heat. Allen just exercised a $3.2 million option to stay with the team next year.

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2012

    Heat Beat Celtics 120-107 in Season Opener, Receive Championship Rings

    Aqui lo que importa es el CASH! Oh my, that is pretty. Isn't that pretty, Celtics/Knicks/Lakers fans? Look at that beautiful thing. How fuckin' glorious.Your Miami Heat received these lovely, diamond-encrusted CHAMPIONSHIP rings last night just before their 120-107 dismantling of last year's Eastern ... More >>

  • Film

    May 7, 1998