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Jessica Simpson

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2011

    Top Ten Romantic Revenge Songs

    ​Today is Dave Coulier's birthday. And unless you've been hiding out in the Tanner's basement with Jodie Sweetin and a meth pipe for the last two decades, you oughta know that Alanis Morissette's biggest single, "You Oughta Know" is allegedly about Dave Coulier, AKA Uncle Joey from Full House. "Cu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2011

    Worst Cooks in America: Handicapping the Miami Hopefuls

    We wouldn't eat this for a million dollars.​View photos of Friday's casting of Worst Cooks in America at the Epic Hotel.Friday, Food Network's Worst Cooks in America brought hosts Bobby Flay and Anne Burrell to Miami's Epic Hotel to audition contestants for Season 2. People came from as far a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2011

    An Ode to Jessica Simpson's Boobs

    Via Maxim MagazineJess, don't ever get your boobs reduced. They're beautiful.​Jessica Simpson's boobs are huge. And at one point, so was her career. But as of late, the 31-year old pop star's celebrity status has been reduced to headlining Chili Cook Offs and PBS Christmas specials--a far cry fr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 24, 2011

    Britney, Jessica & W.: Five Dumbest Celebrity Food Quotes

    Lady Gaga loves Japanese food​While in Japan for a benefit concert recently, Lady Gaga told the Associated Press that she's going to enjoy Tokyo and its food, and that her fans should do the same. "The most important thing, and the best thing, we could do for Japan right now is to boost tour ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 13, 2011

    Condom Salads and More in Bangkok

    Photo by Riki Altman'scuse me, waiter, but there seems to be a rubber in my salad...​Editor's note: In a three-part series, intrepid Short Order writer Riki Altman will share the good, bad, silly, remarkable, and entirely inedible highlights of a just finished trip to Thailand.Thanks to an incredi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 16, 2011

    Miami FC Changing Its Name: Here's Our Five Suggestions

    They even tried the giant-jersey-in-the-stands thing.​Miami FC, South Florida's chronically anonymous professional soccer team, has tried everything in its quest to get fans interested. It signed the greatest player ever-- ten years and a thousand mistresses past Romário's prime. It picked up ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 20, 2010

    Cox Radio Kills 93 Rock and Institutes 24/7 Holiday Music

    Kermit says: "Cox Radio killed 93 Rock for Christmas!"​The suits at Cox Radio finally replied! Read what they had to say about killing 93 Rock for Christmas. (Then take Crossfade's 93 Rock "Radio Sucks" poll.) Whenever Crossfade wants to flood the interior of our automobiles with a non-stop stream ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 30, 2010

    Super Bowl Host Curse: Is There Good News To Losing Out on Big Game Hosting Duties?

    ​If we were conspiracy theorists we'd have some half-formed theory that whenever Miami played host city to the Super Bowl there is some secret plan to make sure the Dolphins don't make it to the big game. It would ensure that other team's fan bases travel down in droves with all their out-of-town ... More >>

  • Music

    April 22, 2010

    Scott Storch raked in hip-hop millions and then snorted his way to ruin

    ​If we were conspiracy theorists we'd have some half-formed theory that whenever Miami played host city to the Super Bowl there is some secret plan to make sure the Dolphins don't make it to the big game. It would ensure that other team's fan bases travel down in droves with all their out-of-town ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 31, 2010

    Upcoming: John Mayer and Owl City Bring Muscle to Cruzan Amphitheatre

    ​Love him, or abhor him, John Mayer as an interview subject makes for a good read. His detailed masturbation stories, dubbing Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm," and, of course, his Benetton heart/David Duke manhood conflicts in a recent Playboy interview ensured that plenty of folks who have never h ... More >>

  • Music

    February 4, 2010

    John Mayer

    ​Love him, or abhor him, John Mayer as an interview subject makes for a good read. His detailed masturbation stories, dubbing Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm," and, of course, his Benetton heart/David Duke manhood conflicts in a recent Playboy interview ensured that plenty of folks who have never h ... More >>

  • News

    December 3, 2009

    Tobacco Road turns 97. What would you like to do before you're that old?

    ​Love him, or abhor him, John Mayer as an interview subject makes for a good read. His detailed masturbation stories, dubbing Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm," and, of course, his Benetton heart/David Duke manhood conflicts in a recent Playboy interview ensured that plenty of folks who have never h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2009

    Organic Wine at Pied, LoSasso at The Forge, Bleeding Eardrums at SeaRock, and, um, Jessica Simpson

    ​Columbus Day Brunch, Kamen Wine DinnerBrunch is this morning at 10:00 a.m. and runs to 4:00 p.m. at Au Pied de Cochon. And on Wednesday, October 14 at 7:00 p.m., the French brasserie presents a five course dinner featuring the wines of Kamen Winery, a Sonoma County vineyard owned by Hollywood scr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2009

    Brett Ratner Invites You to Bask in His Greatness with a Retrospective DVD

    ​Miami Beach's own Brett Ratner holds the questionable distinction of being Hollywood's reigning hack director. Critics abhor the filmmaker for brining an unsatisfactory ending to the X-Men trilogy, stretching racial stereotypes into the three-film Rush Hour series, and helming Red Dragon, the mos ... More >>

  • News

    September 3, 2009

    Work Stinks: Happy Labor Day!

    Clean up other people's bodily fluids and get stiffed. It's your freakin' job.

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2009

    Food News Roundup - Naked Tacos, Food Bank, Bad Habits, Cookies, Bees and Cocaine

    8 year old Miami Beach kid Joshua Williams tackles world hunger, starts in Dade. [Herald]Sometime Miamian, the pregnant Kourtney Kardashian, craves fruit smoothies, eats twizzlers and Mexican food in bed, runs around naked all day. [USMagazine]Ford Motor Company and Newman's Own donate a refrigerate ... More >>

  • News

    May 28, 2009

    Virtual Book Tour Hits Books & Books

    Has your favorite author visited Miami for the last time?

  • Blogs

    May 5, 2009

    Jessica Simpson Gets Vanity Fair Cover For Being Sorta Fat Looking in Broward

    So let's see. Jessica Simpson's last album was a critical and commercial flop. Her last two movies ended up in straight-to-DVD hell, and unless you're a vengeful Dallas Cowboys fan she really hasn't been relevant since at least 2006. So why, oh, why is she on the cover of Vanity Fair, one of the bet ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2009

    David Samson, Thy Name Is Samson

    And on the third day of the season, they ascended into heaven...We take it all back -- all the vitriol regarding the lack of a public process for the new stadium, all the accusations of backroom deals, dirty money, and no-bid contracts. Build the Marlins whatever they want. This team is amazing. 3-0 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2008

    The Dolphins' Ass-Kicking Prowess Has Gone International

    Holy sugartits is this a magical time to be a Dolphins fan! They're just displaying all kinds of dexterity in the ass-kicking department, as they did yesterday when they flew into Canada's Rogers Centre and delivered a beatdown to the rival Buffalo Bills. The Fins defeated Buffalo 16-3 in front of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2008

    John Mayer Has a Lot Of Sex In Our General Vicinity

    Holy sugartits is this a magical time to be a Dolphins fan! They're just displaying all kinds of dexterity in the ass-kicking department, as they did yesterday when they flew into Canada's Rogers Centre and delivered a beatdown to the rival Buffalo Bills. The Fins defeated Buffalo 16-3 in front of ... More >>

  • News

    March 27, 2008

    Perez Hilton Picks a Fight

    Haters and lawsuits threaten Miami's infamous celebrity gossip export.

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2008

    Keyshawn a Dolphin? Uh... How 'Bout No

    Haters and lawsuits threaten Miami's infamous celebrity gossip export.

  • Film

    January 17, 2008

    Chick Flick, Two Ways

    In Keaton v. Heigl, girl power (Mad Money) trumps bridesmaid fashion (27 Dresses).

  • Music

    January 3, 2008

    2007 Music Year in Review

    It's all in the stars.

  • Music

    November 15, 2007

    American Shill

    Jay-Z is overrated -- get Hova it

  • Music

    September 20, 2007

    Chuck Prophet

    Soap and Water (Yep Roc)

  • Blogs

    July 18, 2007

    Jessica Simpson Swim Fashion Show

    Soap and Water (Yep Roc)

  • Music

    January 25, 2007

    The Week in Weird

    Sax fiend Kenny G to wed all five members of Agnostic Front!

  • Film

    October 19, 2006

    Now Playing

    Employee of the Month

  • Music

    September 28, 2006

    Jessica Simpson

    "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" (Epic)

  • Home Entertainment

    February 2, 2006

    Tae Kwon Ho

    Dead or Alive 4 finally gets hard-core

  • News

    October 20, 2005

    The Luxe Life

    As the Great Hotel War of 2006 looms, South Beach's Delano tries a new tack: Magic

  • News

    September 1, 2005

    Feeder Bands

    As the Great Hotel War of 2006 looms, South Beach's Delano tries a new tack: Magic

  • Dining

    August 18, 2005

    A Worthy Successor

    GiGi Bistro

  • News

    August 4, 2005

    Payola on the Cheap

    Bribing DJs used to be expensive, but now mere trinkets will do the trick

  • Film

    August 4, 2005

    White Trash

    There's nothing good about this remake of an awful ol' show

  • News

    May 26, 2005

    Excess Hollywood

    Some interesting horror flicks, a couple of relationship movies, and plenty of action save summer from sequels

  • Calendar

    August 12, 2004

    Lesbian Nation

    Girls, grrrls, and more gyrls

  • Music

    July 29, 2004

    Kevin Lyttle

    Girls, grrrls, and more gyrls

  • News

    July 22, 2004

    X Marks the Crosswalk

    Girls, grrrls, and more gyrls

  • Calendar

    June 10, 2004

    This Week's Day by Day Picks

    Girls, grrrls, and more gyrls

  • Calendar

    April 15, 2004

    Good Cluck

    Chickens donate parts for a worthy cause

  • Calendar

    December 25, 2003

    New Year's 2004 Guide

    How to navigate your big night

  • Calendar

    December 11, 2003

    New Year's 2004 Guide

    How to navigate your big night

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