Jesse Chatman

  • Blogs

    March 10, 2008

    The Hobbit Has Gone North (And Other Crap)

    Here's what happened over the weekend while 10,000 BC was hitting No. 1 at the box office, thus signaling the end of Western civilization as we know it: -- The Dolphins have just become 52% less ridiculous. Another face of the debacle that was the 2007 season has left us. Jesse Chatman has gone to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2007

    I Just Want a Dolphins Win

    As you’ve probably may have guessed from being a regular here, I’m no fun to be around during a Dolphins game. I yell, I kick, I throw shit. I’m even more aggressive when I’m at a game. A buddy of mine was able to score a couple of Club level tickets for this Sunday’s game against the Jets ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2007

    Unleash the Power of the Mormon

    Both the Palm Beach Post and the Miami Herald are calling for Cam Cameron to cut John Beck's cord and let him fucking sling the rock already. I added the fucking for emphasis. Says Greg Stoda: "Let [Beck] heave more than one deep toss to Ted Ginn Jr ... Have him throw on first down more often than ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 27, 2007

    God Hates the Dolphins

    My eyes are bloodshot. My hair is disheveled. My stomach hurts. I’m a zombie. I’m beyond my normal bouts of rage after a Dolphins’ loss. I’m beyond just the normal throwing the toaster at my television. I’m beyond flinging empty Heineken bottles at my dog. This loss makes me want to do so ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2007

    Across the Pond For Yet Another Ass-Whuppin'

    Well, turns out the Dolphins suck on pretty much whatever continent they play on. The UK game came and went, the NFL finally got to force itself down the throats of the Brits while having their sport showcased on a field that matched the shittiness of the teams playing on it, and a jolly good time w ... More >>

  • Calendar

    September 27, 2007

    Will the Fins Get Raided?

    Not if you wear your lucky underwear and support the team