Jersey Shore (TV Show)

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    January 2, 2013

    Jersey Shore Producers Invite Assholes on New EDM Competition Reality TV Show

    When your scene decides to find its "next superstar" on a reality television show produced by the same people behind Jersey Shore, then your scene probably needs a life raft, 'cause it's drowning. is a website where all "producer-DJs" are invited to "start honing your skills" and app ... More >>

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    February 15, 2012

    Amtrac Premieres "I'm All Yours" Music Video

    ​Miami beatmaker Amtrac celebrated the release of his album Came Along at Grand Central in September. And ever since, he's been riding a chillwave of success. He put out a video for the album's title track. The song was recently featured on Jersey Shore. And now he's back with another clip, pr ... More >>

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    November 16, 2011

    Happy Hump Day! Ten Habit-Forming Songs About Humping

    Why is Wednesday known all across the world as Hump Day? Well, the phoney-boloney, PG explanation is that Wednesday's middle-of-the-week placement makes it something like a fleshy protuberance on the back of an animal, perhaps a camel or a church bell-ringing hunchback. You've made your climb throu ... More >>

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    March 31, 2011
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    March 3, 2011

    Your Anti-Guido Party Guide to Ultra Week in South Beach

    We guarantee guido DJ Pauly D of Jersey Shore is NOT in this guide.​If you're a discerning local EDM lover, then you probably have a love-hate relationship with the month of March. On one hand, it's the best month out of the year in Miami for the sheer awesomeness of parties and bookings. On th ... More >>

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    January 12, 2011

    Lunch Break: We Miss Snooki Way Too Much

    ​Snooki, you came into our town with a your poofy slippers, crystal vision sunglasses and miraculous poof and managed to leave with our heart. Undoubtedly, even we have to admit that based on the first episode of season 3 all things Jersey Shore are actually better when they're set in the Jersey S ... More >>

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    January 6, 2011

    Lunch Break: Non-Miami Jersey Shore Season Three Premiers Tonight

    ​It's been months now since we successfully survived the invasion of the guidos of the Jersey Shore, and sadly (for Riptide pageviews, anyway) they quickly returned to their home planet of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, to record season three. It premiers tonight and begs the question: Are the guido ... More >>

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    December 30, 2010
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    December 27, 2010

    The Jersey Shore Idiots: Dirty Dozen 2010

    ​Each year, New Times puts together a list of the sketchiest politicians and unholiest celebrities and weirdest human beings to call the Magic City home. So who made the filthy cut this year? We're releasing the names one by one ahead of next week's issue, which comes with a full-page illustr ... More >>

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    October 28, 2010

    Jersey Shore: One of The Situation's Miami Hookups Gives Her Side of the Story

    via BWE​Remember Annabelle DeSisto? She was the girl this season The Situation picked up at club Space, only to refuse to smoosh with him and dropped the classic line, "I never said anything about checkers old man." She also happens to be a former Miss Teen Florida. Well she gave her side of the s ... More >>

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    October 22, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: Farewell Sweet Guidos

    via MTV​Our long, local nightmare is over. Actually, it was more like a slightly upsetting drunken fever dream, but whatever the case last night we said "So long, farewell, auf Guido-sehen, goodnight" once and for all to our most infamous temporary residents: the cast of Jersey Shore. Amazingly, d ... More >>

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    October 20, 2010

    Dances with Guidos: Snooki's Hair Whipping vs. The Situation's Fist Pumping

    Snooki's magical glasses return! ​The gripping finale of Jersey Shore season two airs tomorrow, and with the crew heading back to the series' eponymous location for season three we'll have to say goodbye to our favorite guidos. So, obviously, we must treasure these last precious moments we have wi ... More >>

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    October 14, 2010

    South Park Illustrates Our Worst Fears About Jersey Shore

    ​When MTV announced Jersey Shore would film its second season in South Beach, Miami became the only place outside of Jersey to become infected by a Jersey-fied reality show. So last night's South Park, in which the mountain town is suddenly overrun by "cabbage-muffed" Jerseyites, hit close to home ... More >>

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    September 29, 2010

    Snooki Will Write a Novel, Denies Alcohol Poisoning Claims

    ​Earlier this week came reports that petite princess of poofdom Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi had a secret near death experience while shooting Jersey Shore in Miami stemming from alcohol poisoning. She's refuted the rumors, and in fact, she's living life right now perhaps at a level higher than most of ... More >>

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    September 27, 2010

    Snooki Was Reportedly Hospitalized for Alcohol Poisoning During Filming in Miami

    Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the magical elfin princess of the Guido kingdom, apparently spent time in the hospital while filming Jersey Shore in Miami in what is reporting as a "scary near-death incident." The hospitalization allegedly took place during the events of last week's episode ... More >>

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    September 24, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: You Made Your Dirty Tampon Bed, Now Sleep In It

    ​After last week's special VMA edition scheduling confused us, we're back once again recapping the poignant take of the descendants of Italian immigrants trying to make it in the tropical melting pot of Miami Beach. Yes, it's Jersey Shore damage report time! Last night we learned never to leave ou ... More >>

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    September 16, 2010
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    September 16, 2010
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    September 3, 2010

    A New Reason to Catch Jersey Shore: ANR on Last Night's Episode!

    ​We're finding this really hard to admit, but yeah, we watch Jersey Shore. Sure, it's kind of a train wreck, but aside from the predictable cat fights and nonstop drama, there's now at least one other reason we can think of to not change the channel: The music. MTV has made it a point to start add ... More >>

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    August 9, 2010

    Snooki Assaults Obama in Weird Taiwanese Animation

    ​NMA News, a Taiwanese news organization, has begun explaining America to its viewers through the use of wacky CGI animation. We're not sure how the animations help Taiwanese viewers understand the ridiculousness of American pop culture, but they sure do make for great viral videos. The latest edi ... More >>

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    August 6, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: Love Guido-Style and Magical Glasses

    via MTV​Last night on Jersey Shore, the cast continued to wreck havoc on the previously sleepy little island known as Miami Beach. Ronnie the shaved gorilla struggled with newly developing human emotions and even harder-to-grasp basic human logic. Meanwhile, Angelina the rat scurried about the hou ... More >>

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    August 5, 2010
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    July 29, 2010

    The Jersey Shore in South Beach Drinking Game

    ​Are you prepared for the most important night in Miami pop culture history? MTV unleashes the second season of Jersey Shore tonight at 10. It follows everyone's favorite guidos as they hook up, drink, and fight their way through South Beach. This might bring a tiny bit of shame to our fair city, ... More >>

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    July 28, 2010

    Channel Your Inner Snookie Through Social Media and Get a Tan Through Your Phone

    ​Whether or not we'd actually admit to it in public, we can't look away from the train wreck that is the Jersey Shore. It's just one of those shows that we love to hate and can't stop imitating or making fun of.Everywhere we look lately, we see The Situation fist pumping, JWoww getting into a fist ... More >>

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    July 22, 2010

    Jersey Shore's "Situation" Inflated Ego Caused Problems While Filming in Miami

    via InterviewPictures like this one should cut anyone's ego down to size.​The Miami-set season of Jersey Shore will be dropped onto the world in exactly a week, but one thing audiences won't see in the next installment of the pop-culture train wreck is acknowledgment of the cast's growing fame. Pr ... More >>

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    July 1, 2010
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    June 30, 2010

    MTV Unleashes Jersey Shore Season 2 Trailer

    ​MTV has released the official trailer for the upcoming Miami-set season of Jersey Shore. We're about to bear witness to the atrocities that were committed in our city by the only people in the world who actually make our natives seem pale in comparison. In true guido style, it contains almost as ... More >>

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    June 28, 2010

    Snooki Sees Orange Over Tanning Tax

    The tanning tax's poster child?With a new 10 percent federal tax kicking in July 1, there's a June gloom descending on tanning salons across South Florida. The tax, which is supposed to generate some $2.7 billion over the next 10 years to help cover uninsured Americans, has spooked even the palest M ... More >>

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    June 1, 2010

    Rumors: Jersey Shore Castmate Picked up Cocaine Habit in Miami

    ​We know Jersey Shore is a show that trades heavily on stereotypes, but did one of the cast members really have to go down the tired trail of becoming a coke addict while living in Miami? How cliché.RadarOnline reports one of the castmates evaded producers and went on a few cocaine binges du ... More >>

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    May 28, 2010

    Jersey Shore Cast Shot Music Video With Enrique Igesias and Pitbull Yesterday

    This video will have more abs than a Twilight movie.​Color us confused. TMZ reported the Jersey Shore cast had left Miami last week, but yesterday it reported the cast was still (or back?) in town. They weren't up to their usual hair-gelled high jinks, but rather shooting a music video with Enriqu ... More >>

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    May 11, 2010

    Jersey Shore's Sammi "Sweatheart" To Face Assault Charges After South Beach Club Brawl

    Sammi "Sweatheart" has fists of fury​You can take the girl out of Jersey, but you can't take the Jersey out of the girl. Jersey Shore castmate Sammi "Sweatheart" Giancola will be facing criminal assault charges and a civil lawsuit after she got into a brawl at a South Beach club this weekend 24-ye ... More >>

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    May 5, 2010

    Snooki Tries to Strangle a Girl in VIP Room

    via TumblrDon't let Snooki's innate charm and class fool you, she'll snap​Last season on the Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi shockingly got punched in the face by a drunk guy at a bar. Now that Snooki is in Miami for season two it seems that she's the one who's got her dukes up. Ra ... More >>

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    April 21, 2010

    Snooki and The Situation Maybe Making Sweet Guido Love in Your General Vicinity

    ​Poor Snooki, when will she ever find love? Or was it always there right in front of her all along? She was dating some random gelled mea bag named Emillio, but apparently broke up with him when she thought he was seeing guidettes on the side while she was down in Miami shooting the second se ... More >>

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    April 15, 2010

    Jersey Shore Warns Potential Shooting Locations of "Public Ridicule, Humiliation or Condemnation"

    via Terry's Diary​Even the show's producers understands why no one wants to be associated with the Jersey Shore. Apparently the show was interested in filming scenes at Rapids Water Park up in Palm Beach County, and Jose Lambiet got a hold of the contract MTV requires all potential shooting locati ... More >>

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    April 13, 2010

    Top 10 Foods The Cast of Jersey Shore Misses on South Beach

    via​Jersey Shore guidos and guidettes can only survive so long when taken out of their environment. MTV recently experimented on the species by sending the cast to South Beach and filming their reactions. As it turns out, when faced with the long-term deprivation of their native foods and ... More >>

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    April 12, 2010

    Is Jersey Shore Really Leaving Because They Can't Get Into Clubs?

    ​The New York Post carried a report Saturday that says the cast of Jersey Shore can't get into clubs, setting off speculation that that's the reason the cast is heading back Jersey. The Post says they've been turned away at the the W, Delano, Shore Club, and the Mondrian.Supposedly it's because th ... More >>

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    April 8, 2010

    Jersey Shore Leaving Miami, Heading Back to New Jersey For Rest of Season 2

    ​The nightmare or dream of playing host to the cast of the Jersey Shore is about to be cut short. Of course, it never made much sense to shoot a reality show called Jersey Shore anywhere else besides the Jersey Shore to being with.MTV's own site reports that the first few episodes of season two, w ... More >>

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    April 6, 2010

    Jersey Shore Cast Arrives in South Beach -- With Angelina in Tow

    ​Yesterday we noted the pop-culture luminaries of the Jersey Shore have arrived in South Beach and are staying at the Catalina Hotel (until their full-time pad is ready, we hear), but TMZ reports there was a bit of surprise. Angelina "Jolie" Pivarnic, who lasted only three episodes during the ... More >>

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    April 5, 2010

    Jersey Shore Casting New Guidos, but for Miami or a Whole New Group?

    ​So the original Jersey Shore cast in definitely in town. Lesley Abravanel reports the cast members are staying at the Catalina Hotel until they move into their new home, and our sources confirm it. But today, Doron Ofir Casting posted a seemingly legitimate casting call for mo ... More >>

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    March 31, 2010

    Jersey Shore's Miami Season Might Include Nudity, Pregnancy, and a Trip to Italy

    ​The tweets of the guidos and guidettes of the Jersey Shore have fallen silent. That can only mean one thing: filming for the second season has begun and they should be in South Beach soon. You'll probably know for sure when the chemicals in the air from their various tanning solutions, hair gels, ... More >>

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    March 16, 2010

    Interview with Jersey Shore's Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino

    America's most famous abs are headed to Miami.​Last fall, MTV's reality show Jersey Shore was a surprise smash hit. Despite its being criticized for negative stereotypes of Italian-Americans, astonishing numbers of viewers tuned in to see the self-proclaimed guidos and guidette ... More >>

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    February 10, 2010

    Jersey Shore in South Beach: 10 Snooki-Shopped Plot Suggestions

    It's all but officially confirmed that season two of the immensely popular reality-TV train wreck Jersey Shore will be shot in South Beach, and we have no doubt that 90 percent of the time, Snooki, the Situation, JWow, and the five others no one cares about will be indulging in GTL, fist pumping, ho ... More >>

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    February 1, 2010

    Rumors: Next Season of Jersey Shore to Be Shot in South Beach

    Click through for SNL's latest Snooki sketch.​Jersey Shore has inspired a bit of local pride in us. South Beach has its share of classless juiceheads and bimbos, but dear God, at least it's not that. If Snooki and the Situation are "Gym, Tanning, Laundry," SoBe-ites are a tad bit classier -- like ... More >>

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    January 25, 2010

    Miami Free Times

    We hereby declare that being strapped for cash is no longer a valid excuse for staying home and missing out on all your city's cultural offerings. You can see a movie, catch an art show or two, or perhaps even have a chance to rub hair poofs with the cast of Jersey Shore for exactly zero dollars. He ... More >>

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    January 14, 2010
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    January 7, 2010
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    January 7, 2010
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    January 6, 2010

    Orange Goddess Known as Snooki at Opium Hard Rock Saturday

    ​I'm in love, y'all! She's gorgeous. She's got this awesome hairstyle that is a cross between Amy Winehouse and some atrocity created with Bumpits. Her skin glows of fake orange tanner that one can only assume she was dipped in Tang. Some asshole thought it was okay to hit her gorgeous face, but h ... More >>

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