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Jennifer Lopez

  • Blogs

    May 22, 2012

    South Beach Tow Renewed for Second Season for Some Awful Reason

    South Beach Tow must be one of those shows that is so unbelievably stupid that the only reason people watch it is because they mindlessly stare at their own television screen wondering how crap like this is actually broadcast before falling into a deep depression while mulling ov ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 13, 2012

    The Wackiest Looks on the Grammys Red Carpet

    ​Remember the time Lady Gaga arrived at the Grammys in an egg? Or the time Nicki Minaj showed up as a leopard-Elvira hybrid? How about Jennifer Lopez' famous, plunging green dress?At most awards shows, celebrities get all dolled up in designer gowns and diamonds and parade around like royalty. Gra ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2012

    Dance Moms Comes to Miami With Routines Based on Chongas, Snowbirds and the Marlins (We Hope)

    ​Cultist is getting its jazz hands ready; Dance Moms are in our midst! Lifetime has ordered a Miami-based spin-off of its hit show about talented torjeting tykes and their snide-remark-spewing stage moms that will be appropriately titled Dance Moms: Miami.In lieu of Abby Lee Miller, the show will ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2012

    Gino: Tied Up Like Beyonce

    ​Fashion Breakdown: Shirt by Ralph Lauren; blazer by Discount Man, found at a thrift store; belt by Salvatore Ferragamo; black jeans by Levis; shoes are Versace for H&M; bow tie by Robot and Brucling ("these are the designers that made the bow tie Beyonce wore at her performance on Oprah"); ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2011

    Sneak Peak at Pearl Restaurant & Champagne Lounge, Opening December 10

    Photo by Alex RodriguezPearl circa 2011.​The iconic South Beach hot spot, Pearl Restaurant & Champagne Lounge, is making its official comeback December 10 -- six years after closing to the public.From 1999 to 2005, Pearl (second floor of Nikki Beach) was a favorite among A-List celebrities bac ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 15, 2011

    Kim Kardashian's Next Husband Is Gonna Be...

    Luther "Luke" Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has some relationship advice for Kim Kardashian.It shouldn't surprise anyone interested in celebrity culture that Kim ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2011

    To The Amazement of Absolutely Nobody, Dolphins Fall to 0-2

    ​The Amazing Shitshow! that is your Miami Dolphins fell to the Houston Texans for the sixth straight time in a 23-13 ass-whoopin' yesterday afternoon. The Dolphins are now 0-2 to start the season, have lost eleven of it's last twelve games at home, can't convert a third down for dick, and are the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 9, 2011

    When Will Marc Anthony Stop Crying and Sing Again?

    ​Following his nasty, shocking split from America's favorite Latina ice queen, salsa-pop singer and semi-serious actor Marc Anthony's been in the news a lot. Of course, when we say news, we mean that his bony face has been splashed all over tabloid rags, celebrity gossip websites, and supposedly ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 24, 2011

    Mugshots Friday: The Iceman, Chuckles and an Oscar Gamble Wanna-be

    ​​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 16, 2011

    Get Wet With Robbie Rivera, David Tort, and Cedric Gervais at Summer Splash Music Festival

    Robbie Rivera is Juicy.​Ever since the days of the pirates, the Florida Keys have given humanity one of the finest geographies on Earth for getting fucked up, dancing, and running naked on the sand bar. For the next three days, you can do it all to a techno beat because the Summer Splash is tak ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2011

    Serena Williams Is Now a Rapper, We Guess

    ​Between Gloria Estefan, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, and Fergie, the Miami Dolphins owners' box has more musical talent than a Now! That's What I Call Music CD. In fact, besides Stephen Ross and Wayne Huizenga, the Williams sisters are the only "owners" without a musical connection. Apparently, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2011

    Iggy Pop on American Idol: Was It a Sign of the Apocalypse?

    ​What? Are you serious? Iggy Pop on American Fucking Idol? I thought the apocalypse wasn't scheduled to swallow us all till 2012. Yet according to Crossfade's own personal bible, the end of the world would be heralded by five terrifying occurrences: (1) Steven Tyler would fall off a stage in Sturg ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 19, 2011

    The 10 Sexiest Miamians

    Tipdrill​When people think Miami, the first thing that pops into their mind's eyes is boobs. Big, beach ball boobs. But we're so much more than that. We are also crazy-huge booties and rock hard six-pack abs. We are tans the color of Key Biscayne sunsets and weird Barbie hair that breaks apart if ... More >>

  • News

    December 30, 2010

    Miami's dirty dozen of 2010

    Tipdrill​When people think Miami, the first thing that pops into their mind's eyes is boobs. Big, beach ball boobs. But we're so much more than that. We are also crazy-huge booties and rock hard six-pack abs. We are tans the color of Key Biscayne sunsets and weird Barbie hair that breaks apart if ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 17, 2010

    Thanksgiving? No Thanks for Cody, George W. and J Lo

    No thanks, Dubya.​Thanksgiving: a glutton's favorite holiday and a vegetarian's worst nightmare. Love it or hate it, we're a week away from miserable flight delays, Salvation Army Santas, and arguing about politics with distant family relatives at the dinner table; we love the Holidays. And this y ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 4, 2010

    Let's Try This Again

    No thanks, Dubya.​Thanksgiving: a glutton's favorite holiday and a vegetarian's worst nightmare. Love it or hate it, we're a week away from miserable flight delays, Salvation Army Santas, and arguing about politics with distant family relatives at the dinner table; we love the Holidays. And this y ... More >>

  • Dining

    October 21, 2010

    The Water Club in North Miami Beach gets a wet start

    No thanks, Dubya.​Thanksgiving: a glutton's favorite holiday and a vegetarian's worst nightmare. Love it or hate it, we're a week away from miserable flight delays, Salvation Army Santas, and arguing about politics with distant family relatives at the dinner table; we love the Holidays. And this y ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2010

    Rapper Birdman Says He's Close To Becoming Yet Another Minority Owner of the Miami Dolphins

    ​The Miami Dolphins are in the midst of a two-game losing streak. They just fired their special teams coach after they single-handedly lost the game against the New England Patriots. The starting quarterback position is in doubt. Their football czar is about to walk away, leaving a lot of question ... More >>

  • Music

    September 16, 2010

    Marc Anthony at American Airlines Arena

    ​The Miami Dolphins are in the midst of a two-game losing streak. They just fired their special teams coach after they single-handedly lost the game against the New England Patriots. The starting quarterback position is in doubt. Their football czar is about to walk away, leaving a lot of question ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 1, 2010

    Jane Jane Pollock Performs, Screens Film at Sweat Records Saturday

    Jane Jane Pollock​Michael Arcos is one of Miami's most gifted sons. As a filmmaker he makes movies that make people confused, giddy and sometimes a little upset. As a musician he makes music that elicits the same gut reactions. There's something innocent about him and his art. Sometimes. There's s ... More >>

  • Music

    October 29, 2009

    A Wilhelm Scream

    Jane Jane Pollock​Michael Arcos is one of Miami's most gifted sons. As a filmmaker he makes movies that make people confused, giddy and sometimes a little upset. As a musician he makes music that elicits the same gut reactions. There's something innocent about him and his art. Sometimes. There's s ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 29, 2009

    Scream!!

    Jane Jane Pollock​Michael Arcos is one of Miami's most gifted sons. As a filmmaker he makes movies that make people confused, giddy and sometimes a little upset. As a musician he makes music that elicits the same gut reactions. There's something innocent about him and his art. Sometimes. There's s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 27, 2009

    New School Punk Goodness From A Wilhelm Scream, Thursday at Churchill's

    photo by Cindy Frey​A cross between the melodic punk of Lawrence Arms and the churning hardcore of Rise Against, A Wilhelm Scream combines a high quotient of both heft and hooks. Original drummer Nicholas Pasquale Angelini is the beast's backbone, driving tempo like Jeff Gordon, and keying a thick ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 20, 2009

    How to Make Costumes Based on Miami's Spookiest Celebrities

    ​Between the state of the condo market, parking on South Beach, and the final price tag for the new Marlins stadium, Miamians have suffered through plenty of real-life horrors. So for Halloween parties this year, Riptide is going to put away the Freddy mask and show up in homemade costumes inspire ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 20, 2009

    Ruben Blades Announces Todos Vuelven a Miami

    Though some may consider J Lo's attempt at juggling music, acting and varied entrepreneurial endeavors to be noteworthy, let's face facts. Nine out of ten people either snicker at the mention of her music, chuckle at the reference to her acting, or both (...much as I want to poke fun of the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 17, 2009

    News Roundup

    Ben Novak, murdered prince of the Fontainebleau, once claimed his wife tried to have him killed. They got back together, though, but now he is mysteriously dead. [Herald]Three Miami residents are accused of buying pills from Medicaid patients and then selling them out of state. [SunSent]The teen w ... More >>

  • News

    February 12, 2009

    Celebrity Fragrances: Fumes of Greatness

    Take a whiff. You might just be smelling a star.

  • Culture

    August 28, 2008

    Diaspora Vibe Gallery Offers a Crazy Cacophony in the Design District

    The J.Lo video spoof will make you cackle.

  • Calendar

    September 27, 2007

    Midweek Soul

    Prezzo will help push you over the hump

  • Blogs

    September 7, 2007

    Bands! Win a chance to perform at SPIN mag's legendary SXSW party next February...

    Prezzo will help push you over the hump

  • Film

    August 2, 2007

    Now Playing

    El Cantante

  • Music

    October 19, 2006

    Look Out, Miami, Here Freestyle Comes

    It's the peanutiest electro revival on the planet

  • Music

    October 12, 2006

    Raul Midón

    It's the peanutiest electro revival on the planet

  • Culture

    April 20, 2006

    Stars and Cars

    Jump aboard the mother ship of two exhibits delivering a wild ride

  • Music

    March 16, 2006

    Murk

    Set list

  • Music

    November 24, 2005

    Lady Sovereign

    Vertically Challenged (Chocolate Industries)

  • Restaurants

    May 12, 2005

    BEST OUTDOOR DINING

    Vertically Challenged (Chocolate Industries)

  • City Life

    May 12, 2005

    BEST LOCAL PHANTASMAGORIA

    Vertically Challenged (Chocolate Industries)

  • Music

    March 3, 2005

    SET LIST

    Vertically Challenged (Chocolate Industries)

  • Calendar

    August 19, 2004

    CULTURE

    Island Fever

  • Film

    March 25, 2004

    Papa Tried

    Family man Smith goes soft in a story about a Girl

  • Calendar

    March 4, 2004

    This Week's Day by Day Picks

    Family man Smith goes soft in a story about a Girl

  • Music

    November 6, 2003

    Paid the Cost

    Hollywood "it" girl Roselyn Sánchez returns to her borinqueña roots

  • Calendar

    October 30, 2003

    Pest-o Pesto

    Creepy critters inspire holiday vittles

  • Music

    September 11, 2003

    Mark Ronson

    Here Comes the Fuzz (Elektra)

  • Music

    January 23, 2003

    The Rope Is in Your Mind

    Doormen share the secret to cracking the Clubland Matrix

  • Culture

    November 22, 2001

    Don’t Get Holidazed!

    Holiday Gift Guide 2001

  • Music

    May 10, 2001

    In Love with Latin Jazz

    Miami Film Festival favorite Calle 54 comes to a theater near you

  • Best of Miami

    May 13, 1999

    Best Vip Room

    Bar Room

  • Film

    October 2, 1997

    Stone Cold

    Bar Room

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