Jell-O Desserts

At Cafe 46, Tired Renditions of Old Comfort Food Make for a Sad Dinner

Toilets, Hand Guns and Mugshots: Ten Places the City of Miami Should Sell Advertising

God bless you, City Hall. Just when we begin to think that you are completely irrelevant, you burst back into our lives with a controversial proposal to plaster Miami with more gaudy logos and revenue-generating ads than a Mexican soccer jersey. Miami city commissioners voted down the crazy measure ... More >>

Florida's weirdest proposed laws: Purple trees, barking frogs, and slow golf carts

God bless you, City Hall. Just when we begin to think that you are completely irrelevant, you burst back into our lives with a controversial proposal to plaster Miami with more gaudy logos and revenue-generating ads than a Mexican soccer jersey. Miami city commissioners voted down the crazy measure ... More >>

Down and Derby

God bless you, City Hall. Just when we begin to think that you are completely irrelevant, you burst back into our lives with a controversial proposal to plaster Miami with more gaudy logos and revenue-generating ads than a Mexican soccer jersey. Miami city commissioners voted down the crazy measure ... More >>

Florida's Eight Weirdest Bills: Pecan Crime, Lifeguard Beatdowns and Trees Painted Purple

​Every year, Florida lawmakers propose more than a thousand bills. Some of them are admirable and important changes designed to make our streets safer, our schools better, and our citizenry healthier. Then there are the other 92 percent. Here are the eight most awesomely befuddling and obscure bil ... More >>

Jellied Moose Nose, Baby Mice Wine, and More: Eight Foods Better Than Cannibalism

Our soul sister blog, Riptide, recently described a man who allegedly murdered a man and proceeded to consume his brain and eyeball. Hannibal Lecter would have at least added fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.As a response, here's a list of eight things that would probably be even worse t ... More >>

Pig 05049 Follows Piggly-Wiggly Right Into Your Shopping Cart

​Generally speaking, being vegetarian is a choice. I am all for those who forgo meat for health reasons or just for the sake of feeling healthier and leaner. But keep me away from fashion-conscious tree huggers who look at us carnivores with disdain, while stomping around in leather shoes and chom ... More >>

Classic Jell-O Shots: From Harry Potter to a Tom Collins

Running PressCookbook author Michelle Palm is reinventing our notion of the Jell-O shot with a new cookbook that explores the joy of consuming classic cocktails that wiggle. After friends and family were wowed by Palm's gelatin prowess at a backyard barbecue, she started up a blog, the Jelly Shot Te ... More >>

First Bites at Kane Steakhouse: Meat, Sweets & Seaweed

Photo by Riki Altman Duck, duck, duck, steak?Whoo boy. Another steakhouse. Yippee. That's what we thought when we received the invitation from the new Kane Steakhouse's public relations company to come in and chow down. Now we're never ones to turn down a free meal but, really, a new steakhou ... More >>

Cos Play

Photo by Riki Altman Duck, duck, duck, steak?Whoo boy. Another steakhouse. Yippee. That's what we thought when we received the invitation from the new Kane Steakhouse's public relations company to come in and chow down. Now we're never ones to turn down a free meal but, really, a new steakhou ... More >>

Bin Laden Still Sucks: Five Patriotic Foods to Honor Our Armed Forces

Patriotic cupcakes​Late last evening, President Barack Obama announced that elite U.S. troops had killed Osama bin Laden. After almost ten years of searching for the man behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks on our country, Navy SEALs killed bin Laden in a brave operation that took years to deve ... More >>

Burlesque Bambi's Winning Recipe for a Burly Figure

​Burlesque, that sexy, sultry, but not-quite-so-naked performance, has seen a resurgence in the past few years. The literary definition of burlesque is "a dramatic or musical work intended to cause laughter by caricaturing serious work." In the 1940s however, popular variety shows that featured ri ... More >>

Drink to Benefit the Chron's & Colitis Foundation

​Who says drinking doesn't have its merits? This Saturday drink and give back to the Chron's and Colitis Foundation at The Gutsy Pub Crawl. Event organizers Michelle Rodriguez and Gaston Ruiz will guide lush philanthropists through six hours of drinking around Coconut Grove. That's a lot of drinki ... More >>

Invasion of the Cleavage

Sorry, but 100,000 hookers -- including tens of thousands of teens -- won't be showing for the Super Bowl this week. They send their regrets.

Rorschach testing at Seven Seas

Sorry, but 100,000 hookers -- including tens of thousands of teens -- won't be showing for the Super Bowl this week. They send their regrets.

Huxtable in the House

Sorry, but 100,000 hookers -- including tens of thousands of teens -- won't be showing for the Super Bowl this week. They send their regrets.

Pisco Bus goes wild in Miami

Sorry, but 100,000 hookers -- including tens of thousands of teens -- won't be showing for the Super Bowl this week. They send their regrets.

Miami Spice Is Getting Annoying

Be careful or you could end up with a meal like this.Miami Spice started as a discount deal that was meant to promote dining out during the traditionally sluggish month of August. Then it was officially lengthened through September, and the following year restaurateurs unofficially jumped the gun an ... More >>

DreamWorks, In Your Face with Monsters vs. Aliens

In this latest round of effects vs. storytelling, effects win. Big.

A Spoonful of Fun

Finding Your Cure got what we need

Aim for the Head

Kick it with the homies at WAKA.

Tasty Morsels

Kick it with the homies at WAKA.

Missy and Flo Rida Show Up at Sunset Place

Kick it with the homies at WAKA.

No More Pudding Pops?

Bill Cosby has a lot on his mind, but it’s comedy tonight.

French Seafood Satisfies

SoBe’s new Maison d’Azur is a welcome arrival.

Review: Blue Man Group at Universal Studios

SoBe’s new Maison d’Azur is a welcome arrival.

Blowfly

SoBe’s new Maison d’Azur is a welcome arrival.

Mood Indigo

Blue Man Group paints the Gables red

A Japanese Gem

The menu is dementedly extensive, and the food is insanely good

Borderline Mexican

Food at On the Border is off the mark

The Fever Rages On

Food at On the Border is off the mark

Super Grrlz

Food at On the Border is off the mark

Night&Day

Food at On the Border is off the mark

Polly Doesn't Want a Cracker

It's better to drink your way through Parrot Jungle than eat

Diner Might

The booth, the bacon sandwich, the easy bucks: They're back!

What the Doc Shoulda Ordered

Could there be anything worse than hospital fare? Nope.

BEST ROCK CLUB

Churchill's

Taste Matters

And it should, when you have to lick and lick and lick

Becoming Bistro

Biscayne's new bistro has a bit of everything, from books and deli to good and not so good

Tapas All Nippon

Yakko-San

Sweet Danish

Bistro Zinc

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of June 21, 2001

Pizza Cubano

Montes de Oca

Menus by the Book

What's in a menu? Usually the success of a restaurant.

Seitanic Request

Suzanne's Vegetarian Bistro

Night & Day

August 6 - 12, 1998

Really Bad to the Bone

August 6 - 12, 1998

Navel Maneuvers

A fat guy who swam in Jell-O, a Grand Canyon of female cleavage, and enough Wesson oil for a fried-chicken cookoff. We watched it all so you wouldn't have to.

Rotations

A fat guy who swam in Jell-O, a Grand Canyon of female cleavage, and enough Wesson oil for a fried-chicken cookoff. We watched it all so you wouldn't have to.

Over and Out

After three months of giddiness and glory, The Jim and Steve Show goes to that great broadcast booth in the sky