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Jay Leno

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2012

    Burger King Food Truck to Roll Into Miami

    In an attempt to claw its way back into the number two spot for U.S. fast food sales, Miami-based Burger King is trying a hell of a lot of stale innovative campaigns.For instance, a new campaign has stellar celebs Jay Leno, David Beckham, Salma Hayek, and the over-used Sofia Vergara in ads that tout ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2012

    Jessica Simpson's Slutty Brownies: Try Fat Bastards, Dirty Olives and Filthy Pickles!

    ​Remember Nick and Jessica on MTV's Newlyweds? There were Jessica's questions such as, "Is this chicken, what I have or is it tuna?" referring to the label on a tuna can that read "Chicken of the Sea" or when she asked whether Buffalo wings were really wings from the buffalo? The show ended after ... More >>

  • Dining

    November 10, 2011
  • Blogs

    October 26, 2011

    Barack Obama Needs to Lead or Get Out of the Way

    ​I am so sick and tired of Barack Obama. How many of you saw him on Jay Leno last night, putting on his tired old shtick about how his wife is stronger and more in shape than he is, how his health advocate wife secretly loves French fries and pizza, and how the White House was going to get egged o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 10, 2011

    Das Racist Not Reduced to Sex Objects at Grand Central, October 9

    ​See the full 30-photo Das Racist at Grand Central slideshow. Das Racist With Danny Brown and Despot Grand Central Miami Sunday, October 9, 2011 Better Than: The graveyard shift at a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. A Lot Better Than: Langerado. About a month ago, Langerado organizers a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 4, 2011

    Diddy Apologizes for "Ignorant" Comments and Five Other Funny Pop Star Apologies

    ​All was well and good at an Atlanta nightclub this weekend until Sean "Diddy" Combs spotted some dude drinking Grey Goose at his Cîroc sponsored party. "Put that shit down," he yelled, "you in my house." Since 2007, Diddy's been moonlighting as a premium vodka spokesperson, pouring Cîroc do ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 9, 2011

    Ten Best Boob Euphemisms in Music, Inspired by Dolly Parton's Massive Rack

    ​Dolly Parton is a tiny lady with great big assets. She's got a giant voice, huge hair, plump lips, and -- don't pretend like you never noticed -- massive boobs! The Southern songstress has a certain kind of lightheartedness and sense of humor about most everything, including her gifts. She's kno ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 5, 2011

    J-Lo, Florida's Chicken with Two Butts, is Dead

    ​J-Lo, a chicken born in Florida with two-thirds of the butts of the Kardashian sisters (and maybe twice the brains) is dead. Though she may have been an extraordinary hen, her fate was typical for a chicken: two foxes jumped into her enclosure.

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2010

    Lewis Black Cancelled, Jay Leno to Perform at Hard Rock December 30

    ​The Lewis Black Show scheduled for Thursday night at Hollywood's Hard Rock Live has been cancelled. The grinchy one is ill. That's the bad news.Or maybe it's the good news. Black will be replaced in the 8 p.m. show by Tonight Show veteran Jay Leno. Tickets for the show, which go for anywhere from ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2010

    Famed Miami Tower Sells for $105.5 Million

    ​How much does it cost to own the jewel of Downtown Miami's skyline? A cool $105.5 million. The Miami Tower (up until last year known as the Bank of America tower) is undoubtedly the signature of the skyline, and is now owned by I&G Miami LLC, a group backed my Chicago-based real estate invest ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2010

    Justin Timberlake and Chris Bosh Bet on Lakers-Heat Christmas Game

    ​Justin Timberlake made an appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno earlier this week to promote his new film Social Network. The conversation eventually turned to the NBA, where Timberlake proclaimed his beloved L.A. Lakers would pull off the Three-Peat this year. Leno then asked about how th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 2, 2010

    Los Tigres Del Norte Son, Rapper Mexia, Releases New Song Against Arizona Immigration Law SB1070

    ​If I were Jay Leno, I might begin this post by saying, "Have you heard about this? Have you seen this?" Then I'd hold up a clipping of dejected Mexican-Americans protesting Arizona's SB 1070 bill. But I have neither his chin, nor his bankroll. And this really isn't a laughing matter. Besides ... More >>

  • News

    May 13, 2010

    How George Alan Rekers and his rent boy got busted by New Times

    ​If I were Jay Leno, I might begin this post by saying, "Have you heard about this? Have you seen this?" Then I'd hold up a clipping of dejected Mexican-Americans protesting Arizona's SB 1070 bill. But I have neither his chin, nor his bankroll. And this really isn't a laughing matter. Besides ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 7, 2010

    Around Town: ANR, MillionYoung, Dave Barry, Art Walk, and Yo' Mama

    Chicken for dinner: Just a glimpse of the fare at this Sat's Art Walk. ​We don't know about all of you but we're exhausted from busting homophobic hypocrites and providing fodder for unfunnyman Jay Leno and funnyman Stephen Colbert. What have you accomplished this week? No matter. Everyone deserve ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 7, 2010

    Jon Stewart Takes on Rekers' "European Gaycation" on The Daily Show

    ​The George Rekers and the rent boy scandal is at once very, very sad but also very, very hilarious. Following the mixed results of Jay Leno and Stephen Colbert, last night Jon Stewart took on the scandal on The Daily Show in a segment titled "European Gaycation."In the clip below starting at abou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 6, 2010

    George Rekers Is a Homosexual, Escort Says

    Photo by Brandon K. ThorpGeorge Rekers and "Lucien" at MIA.​The male escort hired by anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers has told Miami New Times the Baptist minister is a homosexual who paid him to provide body rubs once a day in the nude, during their ten-day vacation in Europe. Rekers alleged ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 5, 2010

    Jay Leno Tells Something Resembling a Joke About Dr. Rekers Rent Boy Scandal

    While Jay Leno wasn't taking classless lowblows at Conan O'Brien during last night's monologue he found time to tell a "joke" about New Times' scoop on Dr. George Rekers.

  • Blogs

    May 5, 2010

    NARTH Responds to Rekers' Eurotrip With a Non-Response

    George Alan Rekers​By now, you've likely read about George Alan Rekers, the luxuriously mustachioed Christian fundie and co-founder of the Family Research Council, whom we caught coming home from Europe with a young male escort. Rekers claims his ill health necessitated hiring the boy as a luggage ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 4, 2010

    Saturday Night Live Alum Victoria Jackson: Barack Obama is the New Fidel Castro

    Jay Leno and other celebrities were at the White House this weekend for the correspondents' dinner, aka nerdprom. This is the event where the president and the press chummy it up and poke fun of each other for a couple of hours. Obama killed. Leno didn't.via shalf​That's where the White House went ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2010

    Charlie Crist Chatter: He's Either Running Indie or Dropping Out

    ​Will Charlie Crist buck the two-party system and run as an independent in the face of declining poll numbers against Marco Rubio? Everyone seems to think so. Speculation is so rampant that President Obama's press secretary, Robert Gibbs, was questioned about it this morning. (He sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 13, 2010

    "Fidel" Supports Conan. The Guy Who's Really to Blame for NBC's Mess? Miami's Own Jeff Zucker

    ​Man, it seems like everyone has an opinion on NBC's Conan O'Brien/Jay Leno disaster. Even, apparently, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.Just about every late night show has devoted most of its monologue to the situation, and O'Brien's tonight show is no different. Last night, among his many bits, Cona ... More >>

  • News

    November 5, 2009

    Lauderhill's Joel Waul cashes in on his record-setting rubber band ball

    ​Man, it seems like everyone has an opinion on NBC's Conan O'Brien/Jay Leno disaster. Even, apparently, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.Just about every late night show has devoted most of its monologue to the situation, and O'Brien's tonight show is no different. Last night, among his many bits, Cona ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 15, 2009

    Cardiac Comic

    ​Man, it seems like everyone has an opinion on NBC's Conan O'Brien/Jay Leno disaster. Even, apparently, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.Just about every late night show has devoted most of its monologue to the situation, and O'Brien's tonight show is no different. Last night, among his many bits, Cona ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 13, 2009

    Archive Diver: Alien Sex Fiend, BTO, Dizzy, Leo Casino, Iggy, Jay Leno, and Poison

    via Miami New Times archives week of October 12 - 18, 1988​ Alien Sex Fiend aka the Fucking Martians, ok we just made that up, were booked at Respectable Street Cafe in West Palm and the Cameo Theatre on Miami Beach back in 1988.The Miami New Times Concert Calendar from the week of October 12 - 18 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 8, 2009

    Local Comedy Crew on Last Call with Carson Daly

     Jay Leno is in primetime. Dave Letterman got caught having a threesome with Grinder Girl and Hoola Hop Lady. Conan O'Brien keeps seriously injuring himself. Jimmy Fallon is Jimmy Fallon. So that means that Carson Daily is the new king of late night ...after Craig Ferguson, and various people o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 15, 2009

    CSI: Miami Season Premiere: The Origin of Horatio Caine's Sunglasses

    CSI: Miami's producers have finally realized who the true star of the show is: Horatio Caine's sunglasses. In a perfect world, the sunglasses would talk (preferably voiced by Mo'Nique or Emo Philips), helping Horatio solve his cases, but they're doing the next best thing in the show's eighth se ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 25, 2008

    Stand Up for Leno

    Rather, you sit down while he stands up.

  • News

    October 2, 2008

    Invasion of the Amazon Women

    Big girls, little guys, lots of fun.

  • Calendar

    August 30, 2007

    More “Bang!” for Your Buck

    John Witherspoon is beyond hilarious

  • Music

    April 5, 2007

    The 5 Browns

    John Witherspoon is beyond hilarious

  • Film

    February 22, 2007

    Fly Me to the Moon

    Astronaut Farmer dares to dream

  • Home Entertainment

    December 21, 2006

    A True Horror Classic

    DVD releases for the week of December 19, 2006

  • Film

    October 12, 2006

    Voter Fraud

    Barry Levinson wags the dog again, but his bark is worse than his bite

  • Culture

    August 3, 2006

    Bursting Out of the Box

    Performance artist Michael Israel soars to new heights

  • Film

    February 10, 2005

    Just One Hitch

    Will Smith helps others find love, though probably not with this movie

  • Calendar

    December 23, 2004

    Night&Day

    Will Smith helps others find love, though probably not with this movie

  • Film

    July 8, 2004

    Serenade in the Sand

    Dromedaries bond over string music in a refreshing new docudrama

  • City Life

    May 13, 2004
  • Film

    December 11, 2003

    Stuck in the Middling with You

    The once-riotous brothers have become Farrelly mediocre

  • Film

    October 24, 2002

    The New Deal

    Starting fresh, Jerry Seinfeld once again works hard for nothing

  • Culture

    January 3, 2002

    Rescue 9/11

    This year, a handful of shows provided the healing power of laughter

  • Culture

    August 30, 2001

    Back to School

    Judd Apatow's Freaks and Geeks grow up, more or less, and move to a dorm

  • News

    August 2, 2001

    Mo' Money, Mo' Trouble

    It ain't easy being a millionaire businessman and a notorious thug

  • News

    June 1, 2000

    Rick ... or Red?

    Could Rick Sanchez, Miami's most notorious journalistic windbag, actually be an agent of Fidel Castro?

  • News

    December 31, 1998

    News of the Weird

    Could Rick Sanchez, Miami's most notorious journalistic windbag, actually be an agent of Fidel Castro?

  • Music

    March 20, 1997

    God Wept

    Could Rick Sanchez, Miami's most notorious journalistic windbag, actually be an agent of Fidel Castro?

  • Dining

    November 18, 1992

    Barely Brazilian

    Could Rick Sanchez, Miami's most notorious journalistic windbag, actually be an agent of Fidel Castro?

  • Dining

    July 8, 1992

    Don't Curry, Be Happy

    Could Rick Sanchez, Miami's most notorious journalistic windbag, actually be an agent of Fidel Castro?

  • Music

    April 1, 1992

    Guitars R Us

    They pick guitar as their instrument, and then they stick their necks out

  • Music

    August 14, 1991

    What Do Hell's All Dat Pounding?

    They pick guitar as their instrument, and then they stick their necks out

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