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Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Is Self-Conscious Monument Art

Paranormal Activity 4 and the Rise of Found-Footage Horror

Burger King Food Truck to Roll Into Miami

In an attempt to claw its way back into the number two spot for U.S. fast food sales, Miami-based Burger King is trying a hell of a lot of stale innovative campaigns.For instance, a new campaign has stellar celebs Jay Leno, David Beckham, Salma Hayek, and the over-used Sofia Vergara in ads that tout ... More >>

Jessica Simpson's Slutty Brownies: Try Fat Bastards, Dirty Olives and Filthy Pickles!

​Remember Nick and Jessica on MTV's Newlyweds? There were Jessica's questions such as, "Is this chicken, what I have or is it tuna?" referring to the label on a tuna can that read "Chicken of the Sea" or when she asked whether Buffalo wings were really wings from the buffalo? The show ended after ... More >>

El Vato Tequila & Taco Bar: Downtown taqueria offers fresh Mex snacks and top-shelf tequilas

View a slide show of El Vato.

Barack Obama Needs to Lead or Get Out of the Way

​I am so sick and tired of Barack Obama. How many of you saw him on Jay Leno last night, putting on his tired old shtick about how his wife is stronger and more in shape than he is, how his health advocate wife secretly loves French fries and pizza, and how the White House was going to get egged o ... More >>

Das Racist Not Reduced to Sex Objects at Grand Central, October 9

​See the full 30-photo Das Racist at Grand Central slideshow. Das Racist With Danny Brown and Despot Grand Central Miami Sunday, October 9, 2011 Better Than: The graveyard shift at a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. A Lot Better Than: Langerado. About a month ago, Langerado organizers a ... More >>

Diddy Apologizes for "Ignorant" Comments and Five Other Funny Pop Star Apologies

​All was well and good at an Atlanta nightclub this weekend until Sean "Diddy" Combs spotted some dude drinking Grey Goose at his Cîroc sponsored party. "Put that shit down," he yelled, "you in my house." Since 2007, Diddy's been moonlighting as a premium vodka spokesperson, pouring Cîroc do ... More >>

Ten Best Boob Euphemisms in Music, Inspired by Dolly Parton's Massive Rack

​Dolly Parton is a tiny lady with great big assets. She's got a giant voice, huge hair, plump lips, and -- don't pretend like you never noticed -- massive boobs! The Southern songstress has a certain kind of lightheartedness and sense of humor about most everything, including her gifts. She's kno ... More >>

J-Lo, Florida's Chicken with Two Butts, is Dead

​J-Lo, a chicken born in Florida with two-thirds of the butts of the Kardashian sisters (and maybe twice the brains) is dead. Though she may have been an extraordinary hen, her fate was typical for a chicken: two foxes jumped into her enclosure.

Lewis Black Cancelled, Jay Leno to Perform at Hard Rock December 30

​The Lewis Black Show scheduled for Thursday night at Hollywood's Hard Rock Live has been cancelled. The grinchy one is ill. That's the bad news.Or maybe it's the good news. Black will be replaced in the 8 p.m. show by Tonight Show veteran Jay Leno. Tickets for the show, which go for anywhere from ... More >>

Famed Miami Tower Sells for $105.5 Million

​How much does it cost to own the jewel of Downtown Miami's skyline? A cool $105.5 million. The Miami Tower (up until last year known as the Bank of America tower) is undoubtedly the signature of the skyline, and is now owned by I&G Miami LLC, a group backed my Chicago-based real estate invest ... More >>

Justin Timberlake and Chris Bosh Bet on Lakers-Heat Christmas Game

​Justin Timberlake made an appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno earlier this week to promote his new film Social Network. The conversation eventually turned to the NBA, where Timberlake proclaimed his beloved L.A. Lakers would pull off the Three-Peat this year. Leno then asked about how th ... More >>

Los Tigres Del Norte Son, Rapper Mexia, Releases New Song Against Arizona Immigration Law SB1070

​If I were Jay Leno, I might begin this post by saying, "Have you heard about this? Have you seen this?" Then I'd hold up a clipping of dejected Mexican-Americans protesting Arizona's SB 1070 bill. But I have neither his chin, nor his bankroll. And this really isn't a laughing matter. Besides ... More >>

How George Alan Rekers and his rent boy got busted by New Times

Around Town: ANR, MillionYoung, Dave Barry, Art Walk, and Yo' Mama

Chicken for dinner: Just a glimpse of the fare at this Sat's Art Walk. ​We don't know about all of you but we're exhausted from busting homophobic hypocrites and providing fodder for unfunnyman Jay Leno and funnyman Stephen Colbert. What have you accomplished this week? No matter. Everyone deserve ... More >>

Jon Stewart Takes on Rekers' "European Gaycation" on The Daily Show

​The George Rekers and the rent boy scandal is at once very, very sad but also very, very hilarious. Following the mixed results of Jay Leno and Stephen Colbert, last night Jon Stewart took on the scandal on The Daily Show in a segment titled "European Gaycation."In the clip below starting at abou ... More >>

George Rekers Is a Homosexual, Escort Says

Photo by Brandon K. ThorpGeorge Rekers and "Lucien" at MIA.​The male escort hired by anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers has told Miami New Times the Baptist minister is a homosexual who paid him to provide body rubs once a day in the nude, during their ten-day vacation in Europe. Rekers alleged ... More >>

Jay Leno Tells Something Resembling a Joke About Dr. Rekers Rent Boy Scandal

While Jay Leno wasn't taking classless lowblows at Conan O'Brien during last night's monologue he found time to tell a "joke" about New Times' scoop on Dr. George Rekers.

Saturday Night Live Alum Victoria Jackson: Barack Obama is the New Fidel Castro

Jay Leno and other celebrities were at the White House this weekend for the correspondents' dinner, aka nerdprom. This is the event where the president and the press chummy it up and poke fun of each other for a couple of hours. Obama killed. Leno didn't.via shalf​That's where the White House went ... More >>

Charlie Crist Chatter: He's Either Running Indie or Dropping Out

​Will Charlie Crist buck the two-party system and run as an independent in the face of declining poll numbers against Marco Rubio? Everyone seems to think so. Speculation is so rampant that President Obama's press secretary, Robert Gibbs, was questioned about it this morning. (He sa ... More >>

"Fidel" Supports Conan. The Guy Who's Really to Blame for NBC's Mess? Miami's Own Jeff Zucker

​Man, it seems like everyone has an opinion on NBC's Conan O'Brien/Jay Leno disaster. Even, apparently, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.Just about every late night show has devoted most of its monologue to the situation, and O'Brien's tonight show is no different. Last night, among his many bits, Cona ... More >>

Lauderhill's Joel Waul cashes in on his record-setting rubber band ball

Cardiac Comic

Archive Diver: Alien Sex Fiend, BTO, Dizzy, Leo Casino, Iggy, Jay Leno, and Poison

via Miami New Times archives week of October 12 - 18, 1988​ Alien Sex Fiend aka the Fucking Martians, ok we just made that up, were booked at Respectable Street Cafe in West Palm and the Cameo Theatre on Miami Beach back in 1988.The Miami New Times Concert Calendar from the week of October 12 - 18 ... More >>

Local Comedy Crew on Last Call with Carson Daly

 Jay Leno is in primetime. Dave Letterman got caught having a threesome with Grinder Girl and Hoola Hop Lady. Conan O'Brien keeps seriously injuring himself. Jimmy Fallon is Jimmy Fallon. So that means that Carson Daily is the new king of late night ...after Craig Ferguson, and various people o ... More >>

CSI: Miami Season Premiere: The Origin of Horatio Caine's Sunglasses

CSI: Miami's producers have finally realized who the true star of the show is: Horatio Caine's sunglasses. In a perfect world, the sunglasses would talk (preferably voiced by Mo'Nique or Emo Philips), helping Horatio solve his cases, but they're doing the next best thing in the show's eighth se ... More >>

Stand Up for Leno

Rather, you sit down while he stands up.

Invasion of the Amazon Women

Big girls, little guys, lots of fun.

More “Bang!” for Your Buck

John Witherspoon is beyond hilarious

The 5 Browns

Fly Me to the Moon

Astronaut Farmer dares to dream

A True Horror Classic

DVD releases for the week of December 19, 2006

Voter Fraud

Barry Levinson wags the dog again, but his bark is worse than his bite

Bursting Out of the Box

Performance artist Michael Israel soars to new heights

Just One Hitch

Will Smith helps others find love, though probably not with this movie

Night&Day

Serenade in the Sand

Dromedaries bond over string music in a refreshing new docudrama

BEST LOCAL BOY MADE GOOD

Shepard Smith

Stuck in the Middling with You

The once-riotous brothers have become Farrelly mediocre

The New Deal

Starting fresh, Jerry Seinfeld once again works hard for nothing

Rescue 9/11

This year, a handful of shows provided the healing power of laughter

Back to School

Judd Apatow's Freaks and Geeks grow up, more or less, and move to a dorm

Mo' Money, Mo' Trouble

It ain't easy being a millionaire businessman and a notorious thug

Rick ... or Red?

Could Rick Sanchez, Miami's most notorious journalistic windbag, actually be an agent of Fidel Castro?

News of the Weird

Barely Brazilian

Don't Curry, Be Happy

Guitars R Us

They pick guitar as their instrument, and then they stick their necks out

What Do Hell's All Dat Pounding?