Subject: Jason Taylor

• Dolphins on Path to Winless Season

  October 22, 2007

• Across the Pond For Yet Another Ass-Whuppin'

  October 29, 2007

• Random Dolphins Crap

  December 13, 2007

• The Spirit of '76?

  December 14, 2007

• The Pain is Over

  December 17, 2007

• The '72 Dolphins Came Along, And They Brought Motivation With Them

  December 18, 2007

• Dear Cleo, So Long and Thanks For All The Suck

  December 26, 2007

• A Feeling of Nothingness

  January 4, 2008

• Ex-Dolphins All Up In the Super Bowl

  January 31, 2008

• Howie's Kid a Dolphin?

  February 11, 2008

• Jason Taylor What? Excuse Me While I Blow My Brains Out

  February 20, 2008

• JT Says He Is Staying (And Other Crap)

  March 17, 2008

• Jason Taylor Wins Over Dancing Judges, My Heart

  March 18, 2008

• Jason Taylor Is The Mambo King, Bitch

  March 26, 2008

• CSI, Jason Taylor and a Fat Guy

  May 23, 2008

• Dwight Freeney Disagrees With Bloggers and Fan Forums

  June 3, 2008

• Jason Taylor Traded to the Redskins

  July 21, 2008

• Dan Marino on Dancing With The Stars?

  August 6, 2008

• Get Paddled

  December 1, 2005

• The Five Worst Super Bowl Ads

  Used to be, even when the football was less than thrilling, the Super Bowl ads would provide some sort of entertainment. Thank God that game was a near classic, because unless you happen to be a huge Bruce Springsteen fan, the whole affair would have been pretty dull. Sorry Madison Ave, you failed pretty majorly last night, and here are Riptide's choices for the five worst Super ads.  5.Doritos: Crystal Ball Well, look. We've found the worst comic actor of all time. 

  February 2, 2009

• News Roundup

  LocalGosh darn it, when this town decides it wants to build its airport a people mover, it's going to happen. It may take 20 years, but it's going to happen. [Herald]Giant mulch fire up in the NE part of the county. [Herald]You've heard this, but the county has backed off on the stadium deal. [CBS4]Miami Beach developer Michael Stern has filed for bankruptcy. [SFBJ]PoliticsIleana Ros-Lehtinen didn't much care for this stimulus bill, but now that it's passed, she is going to make sure people in h

  March 3, 2009

• Don't Even Think About It, Jason Taylor

  Jason Taylor spent 11 long years with the Miami Dolphins, the last of which was particularly embarrassing, but did our love not make up for it? It wasn't a Dan Marino type of love, but we loved him in a way a city loves the standout star of their otherwise helpless professional football team. We even cheered for him on Dancing with the Stars. Then, after some mild diva-like behavior during the off-season, he was the victim of one of the worse-timed trades of 2008. He went to D.C., where he kind

  March 30, 2009

• A Thanksgiving Ode to Chad Pennington, Our Meh-rino

  November 27, 2008

• Preseason Tuna Helper

  August 7, 2008

• Ricky Williams and Jason Taylor Talk Marijuana

  The Dolphin and ex-Dolphin have a lot to e-mail about.

  July 31, 2008

• It’s Not Even Monday Night Yet

  September 13, 2007

• Dine with a Dolphin

  July 20, 2006

• Be a Team Player

  July 26, 2007

• Selected Calendar Events for the Week of August 25

  August 25, 2005

• BEST DOLPHINS PLAYER

  May 12, 2005

• Jason Taylor and Fins Still Nervously Flirting, But Will They Hook Up Again?

  For the benefit of all the middle-aged lady fans Jason Taylor picked up during his stint on Dancing with the Stars, let's break down his current free-agent situation in Romantic Comedy terms. See, basically Jason Taylor and the Dolphins (played by Cameron Diaz) are soul mates. They had some really good times together, but the Dolphins never even came close to putting a ring on Taylor's hands. After a particularly ruff year in their relationship Taylor came home to find all his belonging pac

  May 13, 2009

• A Movie Script Ending: Jason Taylor Returning to the Dolphins

  Well, earlier today we wrote about Jason Taylor and the Dolphins flirty romance, and look what happened while we were out to lunch: they slowly embraced, looked deep into each other's eyes, and realized they belonged together! Cue fireworks, soft focus, and the Postal Service's "Such Great Heights!" (The freckles in their eyes perfectly align, I guess.).  It's a fitting end to this little romantic comedy. "My heart has always been in Miami and so I'm truly excited to call myself a

  May 13, 2009

• The Week That Was: A Sense of Belonging

  This was a week where people were just trying to figure out where they belong. It was an awkward thing to watch, like tweens on their first day of middle school figuring out which lunch table to sit at. Jason Taylor knew deep, deep down that his heart belonged to Miami, and he was willing to come back at whatever (super reduced) price. Charlie Crist decided that he belonged far, far away from Florida in the US Senate. He will probably get there, sorry Marco Rubio. So the only question

  May 15, 2009

• News Roundup

  A flight heading to Brazil made an emergency landing in Miami this morning; 26 of the passengers were injured. [Herald]Myriam Marquez has decided, for the good of all Miami, that Mr. Clucky should be brutally slaughtered and feasted upon by a group of homeless sex offenders. Cherry. [Herald] Could you be eating horse meat and not even know it? [NBCMiami]A Miami-Dade firehouse has been declared the busiest in the entire nation. [Herald]SportsDolphins training began Sunday, including year two

  August 3, 2009

• News Roundup

  The reward for information leading to the arrest of those responsible for recent horse slaughterings has been raised to $5,000 [NBCMiami]The Heat is fine with the current rooster. Nope, not at all bitter it lost out on Odom. [Herald]Former UM player and current New York Jets defensive end Kareem Brown watched a friend die in a bizarre car accident in Miami. [NYDN]Dolphins: Could Jason Taylor be a starter again? [Fan House]

  August 5, 2009

• News Roundup

  The Miami 21 zoning plan surprisingly was defeated last night, probably because Joe Sanchez wants to send a message he is not Manny Diaz's mini-me. [Herald]The suspect in the Sean Taylor murder case had previously pleaded guilty, but he's expected to try to withdraw that plea. [AP]Pictures have surfaced of children playing in the sex offender camp under the bridge. [CBS4]While we're on that subject, here's another rundown of why the sex offender camp is the stupidest thing ever. [Jezeb

  August 7, 2009

• Miami Dolphins Win: Champagne Breakfast for Everyone!

  ​You might recall the Dolphins lately have been getting their asses dented on a week-to-week basis. This has directly led to an 0-3 start, a last-place standing in the AFC East, and Chad Pennington's shoulder crumbling into powder before our eyes. Coming in to this week against the Buffalo Bills, all seemed lost. With Chad Henne getting his first career start, and Joey Porter out of the lineup with a hamstring injury, the stars and cosmos were once again aligned for the Dolphins

  October 5, 2009