Subject: Jason Handelsman

• Lynch's Inland Empire is Long, Disturbing

  June 25, 2007

• Memories of Miami Carnival

  October 10, 2007

• Elvis Found Alive ... at the Elks Lodge

  November 13, 2007

• Danzig's Blackest of the Black Tour to Start in Ft. Lauderdale

  July 29, 2008

• Confessions of a Gimp

  August 13, 2008

• PrunkTV - Slip-N-Slide 15th Anniversary Party

  Slip-N-Slide's 15th Anniversary Party at Hotel Victor in Miami Beach was definitely the best party of 2008. Baby tigers, porn stars, open bars, and lots of millionaire thugs showing off their jewelry. Trina was posing for photos as Keith Sweat performed. I got to sit and talk to Slip-N-Slide's founder and CEO Ted Lucas for a few minutes. We talked about my first interview with him about a year ago, where he saved me. We also talked about our team, the Miami Dolphins (Ted predicts that they wil

  December 18, 2008

• Uva 69 Presents How to Make a Mango Mojito

  On Thursday, February 19, Miami New Times celebrated the end of calendar editor Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik's illustrious five-year career with the paper. We had a party and got drunk at Uva 69 in Miami's historic MiMo District in the Upper Eastside. At the end of the night, I fell off the roof of clubs editor Jason Handelsman's car and cracked the LCD screen on the el cheapo camera I shot the above video with.

  February 26, 2009

• Meat Carving Station At Motley Crue Concert

  Meat Carving Station from MiamiNewTimes.com on Vimeo.Motley Crue has come a long way. You think they were serving casino quality beef and turkey at their early LA shows? Hell no. Check out this carving station they had in the lobby of the Hard Rock Live last night for the Crue show. 8 bucks for a plate of fresh carved, hot lamp, heavy metal animal flesh ain't a bad deal, and as clubs editor Jason Handelsman says "delicious.".

  March 4, 2009

• Jim Jonsin, Rich Boy and Yelawolf in the Studio

  Jacob KatelLast night Jim Jonsin, the producer behind T.I.'s "Whatever You Like," Lil Wayne's "Lollipop," Trick Daddy's "Let's Go," and songs by other top artists in the game, was in the studio with Alabama artists Rich Boy and Yelawolf. You may know certified gold recording artist Rich Boy from his song "Throw Some D's," which hit number 6 on the Billboard Hot 100 charts. He and Yelawolf, a skateboarding experimental hip-hop artist that Jim Jonsin described as ready for the big time, worked on

  April 2, 2009

• Letters from the Issue of September 11, 2008

  "Does it intimidate you that a black man from Queens could be compared to musicians such as Bob Dylan?"

  September 11, 2008

• Luther Campbell Talks 2 Live Crew, Rick Ross, and His New VH1 Reality Series

  He wants to set the record straight.

  September 4, 2008

• Letters from the Issue of August 21, 2008

  "The python is dangerous and can attack, strangle, and easily kill even a grown man. Why doesn't Selene try hunting pythons?"

  August 21, 2008

• ScaryMary's Pretty Perversion

  The fetish entertainer talks, sings, and acts dirty at White Room.

  August 14, 2008

• Letters from the Issue of July 3, 2008

  "Are you homophobic? I am appalled that any reporter would write such garbage."

  July 3, 2008

• 2 Live Crew Returns

  July 3, 2008

• The Bloodclot Diaries

  May 29, 2008

• Rappers' Slight

  Flo Rida and Missy Elliott at Sunset Place?

  February 14, 2008

• Counting the Down

  Miami tallies its homeless.

  February 7, 2008

• Letters from the Issue of January 17, 2008

  "Miami has become a refugee camp."

  January 17, 2008

• Letters from the Issue of January 10, 2008

  "How do you reconcile Thorp's catty comments with the original glowing review?"

  January 10, 2008

• Letters from the Issue of December 20, 2007

  "Not even Arnold is this bad."

  December 20, 2007

• Letters from the Issue of November 22, 2007

  November 22, 2007

• Return of the Boom Bap

  August 2, 2007

• Video: Jim Jonsin Making Beats And Clownin' In The Studio

  If you haven't read this week's music feature on Jim Jonsin written by Jason Handelsman you're missing out. But here's something that never made it into the article. Jim Jonsin producing a beat from scratch for the camera and then shopping it to Baby Bash on his iPhone. Jonsin created the beat in under ten minutes and described it as "just a rough little quick thing just so you people know how things are done round here real quick like." Enjoy.

  May 22, 2009

• MP3 of the Day: "Maybach Music Pt. 2" by Rick Ross

  Rick Ross has got lots and lots of money, and he wants to keep reminding you of that. Why else name his new single "Maybach Music Part 2" -- a sequel to, well, "Maybach Music?"But damn, the unemployment rate here in Florida alone is 10.2 percent as of May. Do folks still want to hear about all this, or are weary hip-hop fans just waiting for some financial schadenfreude?Regardless, Ross has a knack for usually picking good beats and collaborators. The track this time around has an almost jazzy,

  July 1, 2009

• Worldstar Hip-Hop Hijacks New Times Prunk TV Episode With Mack Maine, Kevin Rudolf

  Worldstar Hip-Hop is one of the most heavily trafficked sites on the Internet. Last week, the site featured a New Times episode of Prunk TV on its front page. As of now it has accrued 70,000 hits and change. Thing is, somebody downloaded it off the New Times YouTube channel, added the Worldstar watermark to it, and then uploaded it to wherever it is they host their videos. We got jacked, but Crossfade's not mad at 'em. Fuck it, that's the Internet, and that's exactly why we watermark our shit (

  July 30, 2009

• Prunk TV: Charlie Murphy Gets Stung, Rick Ross Does Film

  Ladies and gentlemen, Prunk TV has a helluva guest today. After the credits, watch some bonus footage of Charlie Murphy in Miami. He held out his hand and said, "I'm Charlie Murphy." I replied, "I'm Jason Handelsman." Directors, producers, actors, and publicists questioned my presence on this Queen Latifah movie set. "No cameras," said a pale-faced Miami hater. "Do you have a card?" asked fellow media hounds and executives. "He is fam," said Rick Ross as he patted my back. We'll get b

  September 18, 2009