James Harris

  • Blogs

    September 7, 2012

    Florida Socialist Workers Party Denied Spot on State Ballot, Blames Rick Scott's Election Law

    If Fox News anchors are right (they're not) and Barack Obama is secretly a socialist (he isn't), the president sure is doing a pretty shitty job spreading his collectivist creed in the Sunshine State. On Friday, for instance, Florida's Secretary of State informed the Socialist Workers Party that it ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 13, 2011

    Three FAMU Band Members Charged for Severely Beating Woman in Hazing Ritual

    ‚ÄčThe investigation into the hazing activities of the Florida A&M University marching band following the death of member Robert Champion has uncovered more alleged instances of hazing in the storied program. Three band members have now been arrested for beating a woman, Bria Shante Hunter, duri ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 31, 2008

    Esto solo pasa en Meeyami

    Today, the last day of 2008, Banana Republican highlights his ten favorite news stories of the year, the tales that truly capture life in a sun-drenched, third-world dimension. 10. Marc Sarnoff's Memo to Himself. The Coconut Grove loving city commissioner has a super secret meeting with Joe Arriol ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 24, 2008

    If I Stole a Bus...

    If I decided to steal a Miami-Dade transit bus, I would hit 95 south and gun it straight to the Keys. The authorities would find me and the bus 6 months later, me driving the bus with one foot (because my hands would be full of the lobsters I just caught) and blasting Lil' Kim over the loudspeaker. ... More >>

  • News

    October 14, 2004

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the Next President of the United States

    Mi nombre es Róger Calero and yes, I will tax the rich by 100 percent!

  • News

    December 7, 2000

    Socialism or Suntan, Part 2

    Is it a harmless political party, or is it a cult?

  • News

    November 30, 2000

    Socialism or Suntan

    Miami's revolutionaries may not be plentiful but they're persistent