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Great Taste of the Grove 2013: Rum Cocktails, Short-Rib Ravioli, and Billy Joel Tunes

Right now in Ohio, residents are bundled up in parkas and scarves, braving snowstorms, frozen locks, and frigid temps. Here in Miami, we're strolling the streets, hitting the beach, and sipping cocktails on breezy patios. This is why there's no place like the 305. So take advantage of our summery s ... More >>

Ten Restaurants That Offer Miami Spice on Weekends

August in Miami brings us both good news and bad news. On the minus side, we've got intensely hot days that feel like the sun has to have a personal vendetta against you and your tender skin.  On the plus side of the equation, there's Miami Spice, where about 150 of Miami's most-loved restauran ... More >>

Peacock Garden Cafe, Talavera, Jaguar Ceviche Offer Miami Spice Passport

Miami Spice starts August 1 and for two months diners will be able to choose from about 150 restaurants participating in this promotion. So how does a restaurant catch the eye of discerning restaurant-goers in that sea of options? A promotion on top of the promotion.Three of Miami's favorite casual ... More >>

5. Fried Chicken at Yardbird Southern Table & Bar

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here. 5. Fried Chicken at Yardbird Southern Table & BarOne of the most daunting tasks in all of M ... More >>

10. Grilled Branzino at Tudor House

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.10. Grilled Branzino at Tudor HouseThough Branzino seems to be the trendy fish in Miami, there's ... More >>

12. Red Snapper in a Bowl at Joe's Stone Crab

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you want to vote on which restaurant has the best dish, click here.11. Red Snapper Fish in a Bowl at Joe's Stone CrabVery rarely does a restaurant stay in the hands ... More >>

17. Flash Marinated Snapper Ceviche at The Villa by Barton G

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.17. Flash Marinated Snapper Ceviche at The Villa by Barton GThose fortunate enough t ... More >>

18. Degustacion de Torta at Graziano's

New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue is coming June 14. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.18. Degustacion de Torta at Graziano'sGraziano's has been making beautiful dishes ... More >>

23. Short Rib Robata With Truffle Miso at Makoto

It's that time of year when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.23. Short Rib Robata with Truffle MisoGive me a m ... More >>

25. Peanut Butter Snickers Pie at Prime One Twelve

It's that time of year when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.25. Peanut Butter Snickers Pie at Prime One Tw ... More >>

26. Balcarce at Buenos Aires Bakery & Cafe

It's that time of year when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.26. Balcarce at Buenos Aires Bakery & Cafe ... More >>

30. Ceviche Trio at La Cofradia

It's that time of year when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.30. Ceviche Trio at La CofradiaEveryone knows ... More >>

33. Mussels Josephine at Bonefish Grill

It's that time of year when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.37. Mussels Josephine at Bonefish GrillWe here ... More >>

James Beard Awards Screw Latino Workers

Last night, as many of our loyal readers watched NBC's The Voice, ABC's Dancing with the Stars, and Travel Channel's No Reservations, a bit of virtual battle was taking place on Twitter. Perhaps a few (likely from the culinary industry) tuned into the live webcast of the James Beard Foundation award ... More >>

Ten Best Cinco De Mayo 2012 Parties in Miami

¡Orale, güey! Once again, it's that time of year when America gets wasted in the name of a holiday that most of us think honors Mexican Independence. Tequila rules, the city is on fire, and we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn. ¡Viva Miami! Here are the ten best Cinco De Mayo 201 ... More >>

Great Taste of the Grove Food and Entertainment Guide

The Great Taste of the Grove this weekend will celebrate its 22nd year of partying. An array of food, drink, and live music is guaranteed to keep your ears and taste buds occupied.On Saturday and Sunday, April 14 and 15, from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., Coconut Grove's Peacock Park will host the event, showc ... More >>

Chris Paciello, Murderous Nightclub Impresario, Arrested For Drunk Driving at 80 MPH Through South Beach

​Chris Paciello is an old school South Beach legend, a Bonnano crime family goon who conquered the nightclub scene before being sent to federal prison for his role in a murder. These days, he's back in his old stomping grounds working for the Delano Hotel, and is very sorry about having helped kil ... More >>

Pantsless Felon Jason Wayo Caught After Crime Spree, Shooting and Hiding In Woman's Closet

​What did you do this weekend? Unless you masterminded an international art theft caper or got into a fistfight with Mike Tyson over his love of Phil Collins, Jason Wayo can probably beat your story.The 34-year-old Sarasota County native was in court yesterday to answer charges that he went on an ... More >>

What Bernstein, D-Rod, Reidt, and Other Chefs Want For Christmas

The Gastrovac. David, take note.There are thousands of comestibles and cooking gadgets on the market, but you would think most chefs have just about every conceivable piece of equipment they might possibly want -- and we know they have access to all sorts of foods. But it turns out that there are va ... More >>

Five Very Masturbatory Music Videos from the '80s and '90s

​Before Al Gore gave birth to the Internet, sex-crazed men frantically flipped through pages upon pages of Sears catalogs, lingerie ads, or Better Homes and Gardens in hopes of finding just the right images so they could spank the monkey, flog the dolphin, or shake the South Pole. Then God invent ... More >>

Jerry Powers Resigns as Plum TV CEO

Powers and his wife, Sandi​Looks like Jerry Powers is out of the luxury media world once again. The man who practically created the magazine niche of local luxury glossies with Ocean Drive, has resigned as CEO of Plum TV. The resignation comes as Powers is experiencing personal financial struggle.

Happy First Anniversary, LeBron, but We Might Need Some Marriage Counseling

​Happy first anniversary, LeBron James! It was exactly one year ago today when you got down on one knee sat on one seriously uncomfortable-looking wooden chair and announced before God and the entire ESPN-watching world your intention to enter an unholy union with Miami and our professional b ... More >>

Krop High Basketball Scandal: Where in the World Does Brian Delancy Live?

Facebook​So we finally reached Bernard Wright, the sketchy high school recruiter and legal guardian of disqualified-and-then-reinstated Dr. Michael Krop High guard Brian Delancy. This is what he had to say: "Don't you ever fucking call this number again. You're a fucking scum bag and if I ever fuc ... More >>

Chef Oscar Del Rivero, Jaguar Ceviche and Talavera, Gets the 10

Chef Oscar del Rivero​Certainly Chef Oscar del Rivero is not responsible for bringing ceviche to Coconut Grove, nor authentic Mexican eats to the Gables. But many will attest that his seafood creations at Jaguar Ceviche Spoon Bar and Latam Grill and flavorful plates at the new Talavera Cocina Mexi ... More >>

Talavera Cocina Mexicana in Coral Gables keeps it real

A Frontera Grill of Our Own? Talavera Channels the Corazon of Mexico in the Heart of Coral Gables

Jackie SayetA sea-salty, tangy punch of solid libation: Here's looking at you, Classic Margarita.​Short of Rick Bayless opening up shop in Miami, Talavera enters the local restaurant scene to fill a much needed void, authentic Mexican cuisine.  In the capable hands of Mexican-born Executive C ... More >>

House Sauce at Jaguar Ceviche Spoon Bar & LATAM Grill

Jackie SayetHow do they get it so creamy? It starts with one innocent dunk.  You select a tasty victim from the basket of assorted toasted pita chips, fried green plantains and blue corn chips on the table and go in for the kill.  Scooping up just enough salsa to coat half of the delivery ... More >>

Ghostly International DJ Ryan Elliott Hits the White Room Tomorrow Night

Ghostly International DJ Ryan Elliott is a busy head-spinner -- in Berlin one weekend; Miami the next; all the world between. And on the odd occasion when the cat's not on the road, he's back in Dearborn, Michigan remixing and serving as co-A&R (with Matthew Dear) of Ghostly's sister imprint, Sp ... More >>

Mother's Day Restaurant Roundup, Part II

via basyke's flickr some random picture I found on the internet on a "mother's day" image searchThis post is dedicated to the time I got arrested on Mother's Day when I was 15. Do not -- I repeat -- do not, get high with your friends on the roof of a parking garage in Coral Gables and throw r ... More >>

Slip-N-Slide's Qwote Plays Club Premier

The trip to Fort Lauderdale will be worth it.

Jaguar Love if You Know What I'm Talking About

Boom & Bust, Part 2

Stressed sellers scheme and dream.

Brawls to the Wall!

New Times salutes Miami's finest fisticuffs of the past year

The Princess of Miami

Aristocracy in Vietnam, she lives in a Collins Avenue condo and attends a synagogue

Key Issue

Should high-rises tower over this pricey island paradise?

Art Capsules

Art Capsules

Selected Calendar Events for the Week of August 18, 2005

Worship Me

Acropolis Now

Say the Right Thing

Why is Adam so charming? Gerard Stembridge explains it all in his spicy new comedy.

Semi Recall

The lean, mean Memento makes the most of its simple gimmicks

Love Among the Ruins

Aimée & Jaguar tells the intriguing story of two women drawn together in wartime

You Go, Joe

What's a nice Jewish boy like Joe Weinberger doing in a nasty business like rap?

Youthful Discretions

Marginalia wears well on Sonic Youth

The Dealmaker

Possibly the most influential person in Miami's ongoing facelift is a Paris-born, Toronto-raised workaholic named Edie Laquer

Electronica's Kingdom Comes

Miami's annual Winter Music Conference

Dangerous Intentions

Yuppies in the Hood

Welcome to St. Hugh Oaks, Miami's first subsidized housing project for the affluent

Miso Hungry