This July Fourth, a collection of America's most race-baiting off-their-meds pizza-gropey prominent right-wingers will beam from Las Vegas the sure-to-be-epic "Defeat Barack Obama Telethon". Think "We Are The World", but without all the talk about saving Africa, and a whole lot of talk about how our ... More >>
Winner of Senior Idol, Josephine Dolce.Lenny, an old guy with sparkling bling who calls himself "The Granddaddy Rapper," presented a flawless a cappella rendition of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back," riding onstage atop a Rascal electric wheelchair. Marlene Jenkins only started singing six ye ... More >>
"How do you do? You see all this shrubbery in the back round here? This is one of the most beautiful atmospheres in the world. You might think I'm in ...some kind of an island somewhere far off everyplace where's this some kind of unbelievable resort area a thousand miles or a million miles from New ... More >>
All Matt Damon wanted to do this weekend was read about himself in The Miami Herald and other noted bastions of journalism and drink at White Room? Is that too much to ask? Can he not do these things with all sorts of backlash? Apparently not. As previous reported right here on Riptide, Matt Damon w ... More >>
"Somebody stomping on a fish — it doesn't make sense how she would perceive that as abusive"
Lido Spa's sale to a hip hotelier is not just the end of an era -- it's a death in the family
Yeah, Bobby Goulet used to come in. Bobby Darin, too. So you wanna haircut, or what?
From the issue of June 28, 2001
From the issue of June 14, 2000
February 25 - March 3, 1999
For the comics who play South Florida's condo circuit, knockin' 'em dead is a disturbingly distinct possibility