Welcome to a life of mooching, meetings, and trying not to get caught making out with your aides.
Well, well, well, it looks like we have ourselves a good ol' fashioned Mexican standoff here . After eight months of basketball, the Miami Heat find themselves right where they always figured they would be, four games from their fourth straight NBA Finals appearance, with only the Indiana Pacers sta ... More >>
Dude ... Why are there so many people here? Every time we go to Churchill's Pub (or The Electric Pickle or Grand Central or Treehouse or Mansion), it's such a mission even getting an alcoholic beverage. (Not to mention scamming our way into the back of the band's van.) Just to score some face tim ... More >>
Remember when Dwyane Wade crapped the bed last week and we all wrote him off, like a bunch of assholes? Pffft.Wade dropped 41 points in Miami's 105-93 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers. MV3 scored 20 of his 41 in the second quarter, going 8-for-11 from the floor, and leading the Heat past what had bec ... More >>
Kat Stacks is a free market capitalist. She doesn't just give away sex -- and considering she claims to be sleeping with men named Gudda Gudda, who can blame her? And she certainly doesn't just give away her deep thoughts either. When we tried to interview hip-hop's proudest harlot in April, her ... More >>
Here we go. Live-blogging the NFL Draft. Pretty much like watching the draft with someone as losery as yourself. Only on the Internet! This is the first time the NFL Draft is being held in primetime. Because you're not buying enough KFC Double Downs for your fatass kids dammit! Also, tonight is t ... More >>
Why da Bears will spank the Colts come Sunday
A Miami radio station makes waves short waves, that is
This wet, hot extreme sport combines the thrill of flying with the threat of grievous bodily harm
Local rockers Transcendence are determined to make it with or without South Florida's help
Overtown gets clean at Mister Lee's
Ed Hale and the Transcendence travel the world right here in Miami-Dade
Dumb passengers: 50 Caught terrorists: 0
As Big Oil forces out the last independent gas station dealers, the era of truly giant oil begins
Why did the big oil companies want to put Ron Gregory and other independent operators out of business? That's right, to pad their profits.
The Flagler Memorial, once a proud paean, is now floundering in neglect
Miami-Dade County's proposal to privatize public marinas has mariners up in arms
Despite being in one of the largest media markets in the nation, Miami's public radio station barely registers with local listeners
The world's foremost bloodstain-pattern analysts convene at a local Holiday Inn to trade gore stories and chatter about spatter
What do you say to a naked lady? For more than 30 years Leroy Griffith has been saying, "You're hired!"