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Doughnuts and Beer at Scope International Contemporary Art

Walking into the Scope tent yesterday was like getting smacked in the face with an art stick. You know, in a good way. Inside, it was a visual sensory overload, with way too much for any normal, methamphetamine-free viewer to see in one trip. Riptide felt like a contestant on Supermarket Sweep, rush ... More >>

Swelter

Walking into the Scope tent yesterday was like getting smacked in the face with an art stick. You know, in a good way. Inside, it was a visual sensory overload, with way too much for any normal, methamphetamine-free viewer to see in one trip. Riptide felt like a contestant on Supermarket Sweep, rush ... More >>

Ay, Papi

Wondering what to do for Dad’s special day? We got you.

It Doesn't Suck!

Breathe easy, Simpsons fans

Hairspray, Get Back to Your Roots!

Movie musical of the musical of the movie is nowhere near divine

Sax Done Right

With Sonny, it’s always as good as the first time

BEST DOUGHNUTS

Krispy Kreme

Night&Day

Krispy Kreme

Night&Day

Krispy Kreme

Night&Day

Krispy Kreme

Pitt and the Pabulum

Brad's ripped and The Iliad's shredded in the spectacle Troy

Cut Rate

The intentions outweigh the execution in Ice Cube's Barbershop

Shearer Delight

The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

Simply Amazing

The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

The Hate Parade

The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

Chomp in the Swamp

Tracking South Florida's endangered crocodiles is a business best left to experts and maniacs

Michelle Obama's Comin'. Will She Join the Top 5 Craziest First Ladies?

Joyce N. Boghosian Go ahead, make my day Blaise Compaore, President of Burkina Faso ​Michelle Obama has a ridiculously difficult job.  She has to raise a family and schmooze with googly-eyed dignitaries, all the while still having to share her shortbread cookie recipes with Good Housek ... More >>

Hugo Chavez Accuses U.S. Plane of "Electronic Warfare," Hints at Aggression with Colombia

​Venezuela and Colombia are starting to become the Ned Flandars and Homer Simpson of Latin America: two neighbors with very different world views that are really starting to hate each other.Venezuela's president Hugo Chavez has even implied that if Juan Manuel Santos, the chosen successor of curre ... More >>

Five Scenic Places for Brunch

​Whether you are nursing a hangover Sunday morning, still drunk from Saturday night, or just feel like having a hearty breakfast with some cocktails, here are the five places to order brunch. Balans (6789 Biscayne Blvd., Miami; 305-534-9191)No matter what day it is, you can indulge in your eggs an ... More >>

From Popeye to Obelix: Ten Food-Lovin' Cartoon Characters

​Cartoon and comic strip characters have favorite foods just like real people. Their tastes seem to be rather humble, too -- pizzas, burgers, and sandwiches are often the craving, not filet mignon with sauce Béarnaise or inside-out sushi rolls. Here are ten food addictions of penciled-in (but not ... More >>

Ten Songs About Beer, Our Favorite Drink

Beer: It isn't just for karaoke anymore.​Beer. It's been the go-to beverage for getting a buzz since the ancient Egyptian pharaohs had their first kegger at the paws of the Sphinx.Since Oktoberfest is upon us, we figured we'd put together a collection of our favorite drinking songs. Some are class ... More >>

Guns N' Roses at the American Airlines Arena, October 29

Photo by Sayre Berman​See the full 31-photo Guns N' Roses at American Airlines Arena slideshow. Guns N' Roses With Buckcherry American Airlines Arena Saturday, October 29, 2011 Saturday night's Guns N' Roses concert at the American Airlines Arena was the biggest group S&M experience we've e ... More >>

Vaginas Censored in Jacuzzi Boys' "Glazin'" Video, Label "Will Have Nothing to Do With It"

Diego?! Is that you?​A couple of weeks ago, we here at Crossfade were delighted to discover a new vid for the Jacuzzi Boys' "Glazin'," starring a bunch of singing vaginas. That's right, actual female genitals, shaved and dressed up to look like the Boys' singer Gabriel Alcala, bassist Danny Gon ... More >>