Helena Christensen

  • Blogs

    September 28, 2011

    Five Very Masturbatory Music Videos from the '80s and '90s

    ​Before Al Gore gave birth to the Internet, sex-crazed men frantically flipped through pages upon pages of Sears catalogs, lingerie ads, or Better Homes and Gardens in hopes of finding just the right images so they could spank the monkey, flog the dolphin, or shake the South Pole. Then God invent ... More >>

  • Calendar

    February 5, 2009

    This Teddy Is for Charity

    What runs through your dirty mind is another story

  • News

    November 9, 1995