• Blogs

    November 28, 2012

    Heinz Jalapeño Ketchup Available Only Through Facebook

    Ketchup is the great equalizer. No matter where we come from or what we do, the one thing we can all agree on is that a burger needs ketchup.Heinz, the brand that basically monopolizes the industry, is spicing up the classic condiment by introducing a new jalapeño variety -- and it's available for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 3, 2012

    Top Ten Worst Food Fails Ever

    When it comes to our favorite brands, it seems we're more likely to remember the epic successes (Doritos Locos Tacos anyone?) than the equally epic failures. But failures, there are aplenty. Dangerous, disgusting, or just plain absurd, these gastronomic gaffes may be fun to laugh at now, but it wo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 3, 2012

    The Federal's Smokey Texan Laundry List For Your Fourth of July

    This Fourth of July, Short Order is all set to fire up the grill, call up some friends and kick it poolside with some good 'ole fashioned Texan barbecue, all thanks to a chat we had with the masterminds behind The Federal Food Drink & Provisions.Since you won't be able to go to the Federal this ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2012

    Jessica Simpson's Slutty Brownies: Try Fat Bastards, Dirty Olives and Filthy Pickles!

    ​Remember Nick and Jessica on MTV's Newlyweds? There were Jessica's questions such as, "Is this chicken, what I have or is it tuna?" referring to the label on a tuna can that read "Chicken of the Sea" or when she asked whether Buffalo wings were really wings from the buffalo? The show ended after ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2011

    Scarpetta's Chef Michael Pirolo Crafts Gourmet Vegan Tasting

    ​In this new series, the Beet Reporter aims to see whether Miami's tastiest restaurants are prepared to feed vegans with something more than boring garden salads.There are two ways to make vegan food. Or rather, there are two ways to make food vegan.One starts with "normal" dishes, subtracting the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2011

    Heinz Unveils New Flavor, SBWFF Tix On Sale, and Tap Water Rules

    ​​​​​A look back at some food-related events that transpired over the past week:South Beach Wine & Food Festival 2012 tickets went up for sale on Monday. The three-day event runs February 23 to 26, and tickets tend to go fast. Very fast. Paula Deen's Sunday Brunch and the Anta Banderas ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2011

    Sparky's Smokes Bacon and Talks Tutus, Part 2

    Lee KleinCoconut layer cake​In yesterday's gripping installment, we spoke with Kevin Kehoe and Hans Seitz, the chef/partners of Sparky's Roadside Barbecue in downtown Miami. Today, the conversation continues.New Times: Not much comes out of a can here, right? I mean it's mostly home-cooked...Kevin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 25, 2011

    SBWFF 2011: Michael Symon Wins Burger Bash Again, Celebrity-Sightings Abound

    He hit the B Spot again.View more photos from the Amstel Light Burger Bash at the Ritz-Carlton South Beach here.​"Last year it was pastrami. This year it's salami. It's meat on meat, baby!" is what Michael Symon had to say last night as he accepted his second consecutive People's Choice Award at l ... More >>

  • Dining

    October 21, 2010
  • Dining

    January 22, 2009

    A Room with a View

    Buena Vista Bistro boasts basic bonne femme fare at bohemian prices.

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2007

    Unleash the Power of the Mormon

    Both the Palm Beach Post and the Miami Herald are calling for Cam Cameron to cut John Beck's cord and let him fucking sling the rock already. I added the fucking for emphasis. Says Greg Stoda: "Let [Beck] heave more than one deep toss to Ted Ginn Jr ... Have him throw on first down more often than ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 27, 2007

    God Hates the Dolphins

    My eyes are bloodshot. My hair is disheveled. My stomach hurts. I’m a zombie. I’m beyond my normal bouts of rage after a Dolphins’ loss. I’m beyond just the normal throwing the toaster at my television. I’m beyond flinging empty Heineken bottles at my dog. This loss makes me want to do so ... More >>

  • Dining

    August 30, 2007

    Smoke Powerhouses

    Jenkins and Shivers: Two cues worth a chew

  • Dining

    May 5, 2005
  • Film

    November 16, 2000

    Homosexual Holocaust

    A powerful tale about memory and loss and being gay in the Third Reich

  • Music

    November 30, 1995
  • News

    April 20, 1994