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​Miami Beach's own Brett Ratner holds the questionable distinction of being Hollywood's reigning hack director. Critics abhor the filmmaker for brining an unsatisfactory ending to the X-Men trilogy, stretching racial stereotypes into the three-film Rush Hour series, and helming Red Dragon, the mos ... More >>

Hype and Psychos: Miami Wine & Food Fest, Books & Books, and Me

​Another Culinary Cattle Call The Miami Wine & Food Festival begins this week (April 22-24). Tickets cost $250 for VIP (presumably meaning you won't get treated like sheep), $100 at the door (baaah, baaah), and $75 in advance (baaah, baaah). If you want to attend the interactive dinner wi ... More >>

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Courtesy of Wikimedia​Happy Friday Short Orderers. Our blog week would not have been complete without you and your opinions. Here a list of this week's best comments. 1. and 2.A pair of Short Order readers participated in a comment duel after reading the Overrated Eats: Versailles post. "Kendall J ... More >>

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Courtesy of Wikimedia​Happy Friday Short Orderers. Our blog week would not have been complete without you and your opinions. Here a list of this week's best comments. 1. and 2.A pair of Short Order readers participated in a comment duel after reading the Overrated Eats: Versailles post. "Kendall J ... More >>

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Courtesy of Wikimedia​Happy Friday Short Orderers. Our blog week would not have been complete without you and your opinions. Here a list of this week's best comments. 1. and 2.A pair of Short Order readers participated in a comment duel after reading the Overrated Eats: Versailles post. "Kendall J ... More >>

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Our soul sister blog, Riptide, recently described a man who allegedly murdered a man and proceeded to consume his brain and eyeball. Hannibal Lecter would have at least added fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.As a response, here's a list of eight things that would probably be even worse t ... More >>