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  • Blogs

    May 11, 2012

    Ten Gifts You Shouldn't Give Mom On Sunday

    We're just going put it out there: it's not always the thought that counts. That's just what people say when they're totally pissed.Moms are the prime example of this idea. You got her a new set of bakeware, but little does your sorry ass know, she's not interested anymore in hanging around the oven ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2012

    Mugshots Friday: Gorbachev of the Streets

    Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2012

    Justin Beiber Is a Blubbering Mama's Boy, Ruins Mother's Day

    Despite all that "swag, swag, swag" talk, we always knew Justin Bieber was soft. But now we know he's a totally wimpy, blubbering mess of a mama's boy. And last night, he released a saccharinely sweet love song to his single mom, titled "Turn to You," just in time for us all to grab it up and pass ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 10, 2012

    Strip Joints and Taco Bell: Five Worst Places to Take a Date on Valentine's Day

    ​We at Short Order take great pleasure in offering you the top options for Valentine's Day and the most affordable ones, too. But what we really get a kick out of is giving you the worst options - because those are often the most insane, hilarious, and outright brilliant.We don't discourage doing ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 10, 2012

    Forever Alone Mixtape: Eight Songs for Singles On Valentine's Day

    ​Valentine's Day is generally accepted as a stupid holiday for saps, Hallmark and women with no spines. The only thing it's good for is selling candy and giving Hollywood another excuse to make a disgusting and totally implausible rom-coms that no one will remember. Still, being single on Nation ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2012

    Destroyio Records Says "F$#% Valentine's Day!" at Churchill's Pub on February 17

    ​Every Valentine's Day is exactly the same -- the candy, the flowers, the teddy bears, and some slutty lingerie. Don't people ever get sick of spending a bunch of money on a bunch of stupid crap so some Hallmark execs get that big V-Day bonus? Or wonder just what the fuck sex is anyway? Why do we ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2011

    Fish Chocolate and Dogs With Lips: Dumbest Valentine's Day Candy

    ​Valentine's Day will soon be upon us and most of us will plan ahead and buy something sexy or yummy or beautiful for the one we love (or lust after). There are, however, a small minority of morons who wait for the last minute to stop at some 24 hour drug store to purchase whatever is enveloped in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 21, 2011

    Mugshots Friday: Doily Shirts, Baby Man, and Misspelled Tattoos

    ​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken in Miami-Dade County in the week previous. We then comment on bizarre sartorial choices and weird neck tattoos from the cloistered safety of our home office. This is the italicized intro to that series.

  • Calendar

    November 25, 2010

    Hey There, Kitty

    ​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken in Miami-Dade County in the week previous. We then comment on bizarre sartorial choices and weird neck tattoos from the cloistered safety of our home office. This is the italicized intro to that series.

  • Blogs

    June 9, 2010

    Five Miami Artists Better Than Romero Britto

    In this week's issue of New Times, Natalie O'Neill profiles artist Romero Britto, a man who Miamians seem to have a love/hate relationship with. Er, well more like some people love him and some people hate him. In the past, we haven't been shy of our disdain for Britto's work -- and it's not about b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 10, 2010

    Weezy Wire: Lil Wayne Sums up Mother's Day in Latest Letter From Prison

    ​Now you did it again, Lil Wayne. We're sitting here reading an incarcerated rapper's blog and getting all misty eyed with his message to the mothers of the world -- several of whom happen to be the mothers of Weezy's own children.On Friday, he posted "Letter #02: A Mother's Worth" to WeezyThanxYo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2010

    420 Fest-Ovis, at Jazid, This...um...Tuesday? Wait. What?

    ​420 is just around the corner, and with that most hallowed of modern holidays looming literally right before us, stoners across Dade county--nay, across the world--are no doubt asking themselves one poignant question: what did I come in here for again? Pothead humor aside (no, there'll be more), ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2010

    Easter Brunch in Miami: Where to Go?

    ​Easter Sunday is not only about Easter bunnies, egg hunts and Hallmark greeting cards. It's also a time for festive meals in the company of family and many local restaurants have created special menus to celebrate the occasion. We've selected the best around town.(In alphabetical order) Angelique ... More >>

  • News

    February 25, 2010

    Cocaine king Max Mermelstein came out of hiding for a screenwriter

    ​Easter Sunday is not only about Easter bunnies, egg hunts and Hallmark greeting cards. It's also a time for festive meals in the company of family and many local restaurants have created special menus to celebrate the occasion. We've selected the best around town.(In alphabetical order) Angelique ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2010

    Around Town This Weekend: Get Your V-Day On

    Fifty percent of you will claim Valentine's Day is an invention of Hallmark; the other half of you will pitch a fit when flowers don't arrive. We're not naming genders here, you know who you are. Whether you feel jipped and jaded about this weekend's holidays or swoon-able and sentimental, Miami has ... More >>

  • Film

    February 11, 2010

    Valentine's Day has too many stars and too many story lines

    Fifty percent of you will claim Valentine's Day is an invention of Hallmark; the other half of you will pitch a fit when flowers don't arrive. We're not naming genders here, you know who you are. Whether you feel jipped and jaded about this weekend's holidays or swoon-able and sentimental, Miami has ... More >>

  • News

    March 5, 2009

    If Looks Could Kill

    Back-alley plastic surgery sent Donnie Hendrix to jail. Finally, she talks.

  • Calendar

    November 27, 2008

    Trot the Pounds Away

    Or just wobble around Tropical Park.

  • News

    June 19, 2008

    Unlucky Number

    A Miami Artist becomes an accidental witness to manslaughter.

  • Film

    December 6, 2007

    Sorry State of Affairs

    Ian McEwan's Atonement, now as a bodice-ripper.

  • Blogs

    October 8, 2007

    Eggstremely Important Food News

    Ian McEwan's Atonement, now as a bodice-ripper.

  • Blogs

    October 8, 2007

    Eggstremely Important Food News

    Ian McEwan's Atonement, now as a bodice-ripper.

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2007

    Moon Over Miami

    Ian McEwan's Atonement, now as a bodice-ripper.

  • Calendar

    February 9, 2006

    Hearts Afire

    Ian McEwan's Atonement, now as a bodice-ripper.

  • Culture

    April 7, 2005

    Not Just Pretty Pictures

    A dazzling exhibit reveals how artists used the camera as a tool of subversion

  • News

    February 17, 2005

    Messing With The Man

    Three kids from suburban Miami found a clever way to relieve their boredom: They launched an attack on a police station

  • Film

    February 10, 2005

    Just One Hitch

    Will Smith helps others find love, though probably not with this movie

  • Calendar

    May 13, 2004

    Instruments of Commerce

    Wide-eyed statues tackle the music biz

  • Dining

    February 5, 2004

    Side Dish

    Choucroute month and menus with meaning

  • Dining

    October 16, 2003

    Basket Case

    That food package that says everything you want it to say

  • Calendar

    May 8, 2003

    Card Bored

    How can I learn to write really mushy stuff about love? The Hallmark-card seminar!

  • News

    May 8, 2003

    The Ballet Dancer and the Brute

    Geraldo Rios of Rios Flowers meets Joe Arriola, city manager

  • News

    October 11, 2001

    Letters to the Editor

    From the issue of October 11, 2001

  • News

    September 27, 2001

    1984 and Counting

    Media attempts to find a face for terrorism -- and to fashion a response -- evoke George Orwell

  • Dining

    February 8, 2001

    It's in the Can

    Romancing Miami's restrooms

  • Film

    November 2, 2000

    American Ply

    Pay It Forward shoves its proactive propaganda down our throats until it stays down, but good

  • Music

    August 10, 2000

    Strength in Numbers

    Do the Doobies have too much time on their hands?

  • News

    December 30, 1999

    Pain & Gain, Part 2

    Miami's Sun Gym gang developed a taste for blood and money. The police could have stopped them before they killed somebody. But they didn't.

  • Music

    December 16, 1999

    Still Making Sense

    Welcome to the world of David Byrne

  • News

    July 16, 1998

    News of the Weird

    Welcome to the world of David Byrne

  • Film

    January 30, 1997

    Festward Ho!

    Welcome to the world of David Byrne

  • Music

    December 22, 1994

    Homegrown for Christmas

    Packages for the mid-decade wrapped in South Florida

  • News

    December 15, 1993

    Swelter 35

    Packages for the mid-decade wrapped in South Florida

  • Culture

    December 15, 1993

    Xmaz Exorcism

    Packages for the mid-decade wrapped in South Florida

  • Culture

    April 28, 1993

    Land Mines and Bland Mimes

    Packages for the mid-decade wrapped in South Florida

  • Music

    February 19, 1992

    The Ballad of the Wet Ballad

    Dream on, baby, that new swimming pool can be filled with tears

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