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Hallmark Cards Inc.

  • Blogs

    February 13, 2014

    Miami's Craiglist Missed Connections Page Will Cure Your Valentines Blues

    Smell that? No. It's not David Beckham's metallic musk. It's love. Valentine's Day is here. Buckle up. We're all going to get laid. Well... some of us. Truth is, Valentine's Day doesn't mean as much in a world of Snapchat dong shots and Grindr nookie. That lovey-dovey Hallmark crap? It's the antithe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 10, 2014

    Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

    You don't need a significant other, heart-shaped chocolates, and roses to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside this Hallmark holiday dedicated for lovers Valentine's Day ... All you need is music and Mr./Mrs. Right Now. Just check out the five best concerts going down this week, from Wale's smo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 5, 2014

    Ten Valentine's Day Dinners in Miami Under $100 Per Person

    Maybe it's fitting that Valentine's Day's beginnings were filled with tales of saints and martyrs. If you feel forced to celebrate the day with poems, hearts, and flowers, blame it on 18th-century England, where the day evolved into what we now recognize as the opportunity for confectioners and flor ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 23, 2013

    The Undercover Animal Cruelty Videos that Spurred Big Ag's Censorship Crusade

    This week's story, "The Ag Gag War," goes behind the scenes of the guerilla fight between animal rights groups and Big Agriculture. For years organizations like the Humane Society and Mercy for Animals have being going undercover at America's largest farms, using hidden cameras to show exactly how ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 10, 2013

    Mother's Day: Ten Last-Minute Gifts From Cheesecake to Bacon Mojo Donuts

    If there's anyone you're indebted to (besides Sallie Mae), it's the woman who brought you into this world - the naked, gasping, screaming little seven-pound thing you once were. And birthing was the easy part. After that came the terrible twos, the schoolyard fights, puberty. Mother's Day is payba ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 8, 2013

    Steak and BJ Day Is Next Week: Here's How to Celebrate

    OK, men -- you earned your gold star on Valentine's Day by taking us to a surf-and-turf dinner that cost five times what you would have paid the day before or after. Now, just a measly month later, it's time for us to, apparently, return the favor on Steak and BJ Day. Yes, Steak and BJ Day. True, Ha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 14, 2013

    F#$% Valentine's Day! Top Ten Anti-Love Songs

    Valentine's Day really blows. If you're single, lovey-dovey shit will be rubbed in your face at every turn. And if you're not single, you've got to come up with some kind of sappy, cheesy display of affection or else end up in the dog house. And why? Because Hallmark and the damn chocolate compan ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2013

    Top Six Valentine's Day Parties in Miami

    To some, Valentine's Day is an obligatory Hallmark holiday all about spending hundreds of dollars on romantic dinners and expensive gifts. But why not just go crazy and get drunk? Bars, lounges, and clubs across the Magic City are cranking up the magic on Valentine's Day with parties, drink speci ... More >>

  • Film

    December 20, 2012
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    November 22, 2012
  • Blogs

    May 11, 2012

    Ten Gifts You Shouldn't Give Mom On Sunday

    We're just going put it out there: it's not always the thought that counts. That's just what people say when they're totally pissed.Moms are the prime example of this idea. You got her a new set of bakeware, but little does your sorry ass know, she's not interested anymore in hanging around the oven ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2012

    Mugshots Friday: Gorbachev of the Streets

    Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2012

    Justin Beiber Is a Blubbering Mama's Boy, Ruins Mother's Day

    Despite all that "swag, swag, swag" talk, we always knew Justin Bieber was soft. But now we know he's a totally wimpy, blubbering mess of a mama's boy. And last night, he released a saccharinely sweet love song to his single mom, titled "Turn to You," just in time for us all to grab it up and pass ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 10, 2012

    Strip Joints and Taco Bell: Five Worst Places to Take a Date on Valentine's Day

    ​We at Short Order take great pleasure in offering you the top options for Valentine's Day and the most affordable ones, too. But what we really get a kick out of is giving you the worst options - because those are often the most insane, hilarious, and outright brilliant.We don't discourage doing ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 10, 2012

    Forever Alone Mixtape: Eight Songs for Singles On Valentine's Day

    ​Valentine's Day is generally accepted as a stupid holiday for saps, Hallmark and women with no spines. The only thing it's good for is selling candy and giving Hollywood another excuse to make a disgusting and totally implausible rom-coms that no one will remember. Still, being single on Nation ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2012

    Destroyio Records Says "F$#% Valentine's Day!" at Churchill's Pub on February 17

    ​Every Valentine's Day is exactly the same -- the candy, the flowers, the teddy bears, and some slutty lingerie. Don't people ever get sick of spending a bunch of money on a bunch of stupid crap so some Hallmark execs get that big V-Day bonus? Or wonder just what the fuck sex is anyway? Why do we ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2011

    Fish Chocolate and Dogs With Lips: Dumbest Valentine's Day Candy

    ​Valentine's Day will soon be upon us and most of us will plan ahead and buy something sexy or yummy or beautiful for the one we love (or lust after). There are, however, a small minority of morons who wait for the last minute to stop at some 24 hour drug store to purchase whatever is enveloped in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 21, 2011

    Mugshots Friday: Doily Shirts, Baby Man, and Misspelled Tattoos

    ​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken in Miami-Dade County in the week previous. We then comment on bizarre sartorial choices and weird neck tattoos from the cloistered safety of our home office. This is the italicized intro to that series.

  • Calendar

    November 25, 2010
  • Blogs

    May 10, 2010

    Weezy Wire: Lil Wayne Sums up Mother's Day in Latest Letter From Prison

    ​Now you did it again, Lil Wayne. We're sitting here reading an incarcerated rapper's blog and getting all misty eyed with his message to the mothers of the world -- several of whom happen to be the mothers of Weezy's own children.On Friday, he posted "Letter #02: A Mother's Worth" to WeezyThanxYo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2010

    420 Fest-Ovis, at Jazid, This...um...Tuesday? Wait. What?

    ​420 is just around the corner, and with that most hallowed of modern holidays looming literally right before us, stoners across Dade county--nay, across the world--are no doubt asking themselves one poignant question: what did I come in here for again? Pothead humor aside (no, there'll be more), ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2010

    Easter Brunch in Miami: Where to Go?

    ​Easter Sunday is not only about Easter bunnies, egg hunts and Hallmark greeting cards. It's also a time for festive meals in the company of family and many local restaurants have created special menus to celebrate the occasion. We've selected the best around town.(In alphabetical order) Angelique ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2010

    Around Town This Weekend: Get Your V-Day On

    Fifty percent of you will claim Valentine's Day is an invention of Hallmark; the other half of you will pitch a fit when flowers don't arrive. We're not naming genders here, you know who you are. Whether you feel jipped and jaded about this weekend's holidays or swoon-able and sentimental, Miami has ... More >>

  • Film

    February 11, 2010
  • Calendar

    November 27, 2008

    Trot the Pounds Away

    Or just wobble around Tropical Park.

  • News

    June 19, 2008

    Unlucky Number

    A Miami Artist becomes an accidental witness to manslaughter.

  • Film

    December 6, 2007

    Sorry State of Affairs

    Ian McEwan's Atonement, now as a bodice-ripper.

  • Blogs

    October 8, 2007
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    October 8, 2007

    Eggstremely Important Food News

    Incredible, edible, and now a Hallmark holiday The Egg News Media Hotline wants you to know that the ninth annual World Egg Day takes place this Friday, October 12th. Spearheading the festivities will be Howard Helmer, the Guinness World Record holder for “World’s Fastest Omelet Maker”. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2007
  • Calendar

    February 9, 2006
  • Culture

    April 7, 2005

    Not Just Pretty Pictures

    A dazzling exhibit reveals how artists used the camera as a tool of subversion

  • News

    February 17, 2005

    Messing With The Man

    Three kids from suburban Miami found a clever way to relieve their boredom: They launched an attack on a police station

  • Film

    February 10, 2005

    Just One Hitch

    Will Smith helps others find love, though probably not with this movie

  • Calendar

    May 13, 2004

    Instruments of Commerce

    Wide-eyed statues tackle the music biz

  • Dining

    February 5, 2004

    Side Dish

    Choucroute month and menus with meaning

  • Dining

    October 16, 2003

    Basket Case

    That food package that says everything you want it to say

  • Calendar

    May 8, 2003

    Card Bored

    How can I learn to write really mushy stuff about love? The Hallmark-card seminar!

  • News

    May 8, 2003

    The Ballet Dancer and the Brute

    Geraldo Rios of Rios Flowers meets Joe Arriola, city manager

  • News

    October 11, 2001

    Letters to the Editor

    From the issue of October 11, 2001

  • News

    September 27, 2001

    1984 and Counting

    Media attempts to find a face for terrorism -- and to fashion a response -- evoke George Orwell

  • Dining

    February 8, 2001

    It's in the Can

    Romancing Miami's restrooms

  • Film

    November 2, 2000

    American Ply

    Pay It Forward shoves its proactive propaganda down our throats until it stays down, but good

  • Music

    August 10, 2000

    Strength in Numbers

    Do the Doobies have too much time on their hands?

  • News

    July 16, 1998
  • Music

    December 22, 1994

    Homegrown for Christmas

    Packages for the mid-decade wrapped in South Florida

  • News

    December 15, 1993
  • Culture

    December 15, 1993
  • Culture

    April 28, 1993
  • Music

    February 19, 1992

    The Ballad of the Wet Ballad

    Dream on, baby, that new swimming pool can be filled with tears

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