Hair Care and Styling

Mohawk Gaz Sells Ads on His Giant Hairdo

Jose Reyes' Dreadlocks Sell for $10,200

​The Miami Marlins' new star Jose Reyes had to cut off his dreadlocks for $105 million, but online they only sold for $10,200.Reyes agreed to sheer his trademark dreads in order to meet the Marlin's grooming rules. The haircut was aired live on the MLB network, and the dreads were put up on auctio ... More >>

Beats, Booze, and Bargains at Contesta Rock Hair Happy Hour

​Every Wednesday, Contesta Rock Hair, a salon sitting on South Beach's charming Española Way, offers more than just cuts and up-dos. In association with LINK, one of the companies dominating Miami's dance music party scene, the Italian-owned salon hosts a happy hour from 6 to 10 p.m. with music ... More >>

Keys Woman Wields Knife After Fiancé Makes Dumb-Blonde Comment

She's not even that blond.​According to stereotypical romantic comedies and sitcoms, one of the worst crimes a straight man can commit is not noticing that his lady friend did something new with her hair. However, a far greater crime seems to be noticing the hair modifications and making fun of th ... More >>

Is Cris Cab the Cure for Sucky Soul Pop by White Guys With Acoustic Guitars?

​C'mon ... Why aren't you a fan of reggae-ish soul pop played by white guys with acoustic guitars? Do John Mayer's douchey jokes make you wanna knock his perfectly coiffed hair off his perfectly shaped head? Do Jason Mraz's sugary vocal croaks cause your ears to bleed uncontrollably? Do Jack John ... More >>

Salt-N-Pepa at James L. Knight Center February 11

​C'mon ... Why aren't you a fan of reggae-ish soul pop played by white guys with acoustic guitars? Do John Mayer's douchey jokes make you wanna knock his perfectly coiffed hair off his perfectly shaped head? Do Jason Mraz's sugary vocal croaks cause your ears to bleed uncontrollably? Do Jack John ... More >>

BFGF at the Electric Pickle December 23

​C'mon ... Why aren't you a fan of reggae-ish soul pop played by white guys with acoustic guitars? Do John Mayer's douchey jokes make you wanna knock his perfectly coiffed hair off his perfectly shaped head? Do Jason Mraz's sugary vocal croaks cause your ears to bleed uncontrollably? Do Jack John ... More >>

Nekromantix

​C'mon ... Why aren't you a fan of reggae-ish soul pop played by white guys with acoustic guitars? Do John Mayer's douchey jokes make you wanna knock his perfectly coiffed hair off his perfectly shaped head? Do Jason Mraz's sugary vocal croaks cause your ears to bleed uncontrollably? Do Jack John ... More >>

I Am Love: Tilda Swinton's got to be free

​C'mon ... Why aren't you a fan of reggae-ish soul pop played by white guys with acoustic guitars? Do John Mayer's douchey jokes make you wanna knock his perfectly coiffed hair off his perfectly shaped head? Do Jason Mraz's sugary vocal croaks cause your ears to bleed uncontrollably? Do Jack John ... More >>

Naked Bike Ride to Protest Gulf Oil Spill

​C'mon ... Why aren't you a fan of reggae-ish soul pop played by white guys with acoustic guitars? Do John Mayer's douchey jokes make you wanna knock his perfectly coiffed hair off his perfectly shaped head? Do Jason Mraz's sugary vocal croaks cause your ears to bleed uncontrollably? Do Jack John ... More >>

Whip It Good

​C'mon ... Why aren't you a fan of reggae-ish soul pop played by white guys with acoustic guitars? Do John Mayer's douchey jokes make you wanna knock his perfectly coiffed hair off his perfectly shaped head? Do Jason Mraz's sugary vocal croaks cause your ears to bleed uncontrollably? Do Jack John ... More >>

Cuba Begins Experimenting With Capitalism, or Something Vaguely Resembling It

​Cuba may have a bustling black market of underground entrepreneurs, but legal private enterprise has been outlawed since all businesses were nationalized in 1968. Now, according to Reuters, the communist island is about to embark on an experiment with something resembling capitalism.The ... More >>

Richard Vission

​Cuba may have a bustling black market of underground entrepreneurs, but legal private enterprise has been outlawed since all businesses were nationalized in 1968. Now, according to Reuters, the communist island is about to embark on an experiment with something resembling capitalism.The ... More >>

All Hail Jungle Drums

​Cuba may have a bustling black market of underground entrepreneurs, but legal private enterprise has been outlawed since all businesses were nationalized in 1968. Now, according to Reuters, the communist island is about to embark on an experiment with something resembling capitalism.The ... More >>

The Mane Event

​Cuba may have a bustling black market of underground entrepreneurs, but legal private enterprise has been outlawed since all businesses were nationalized in 1968. Now, according to Reuters, the communist island is about to embark on an experiment with something resembling capitalism.The ... More >>

Orange Goddess Known as Snooki at Opium Hard Rock Saturday

​I'm in love, y'all! She's gorgeous. She's got this awesome hairstyle that is a cross between Amy Winehouse and some atrocity created with Bumpits. Her skin glows of fake orange tanner that one can only assume she was dipped in Tang. Some asshole thought it was okay to hit her gorgeous face, but h ... More >>

Brazilian hair straightening can be deadly

​I'm in love, y'all! She's gorgeous. She's got this awesome hairstyle that is a cross between Amy Winehouse and some atrocity created with Bumpits. Her skin glows of fake orange tanner that one can only assume she was dipped in Tang. Some asshole thought it was okay to hit her gorgeous face, but h ... More >>

Walk it out

​I'm in love, y'all! She's gorgeous. She's got this awesome hairstyle that is a cross between Amy Winehouse and some atrocity created with Bumpits. Her skin glows of fake orange tanner that one can only assume she was dipped in Tang. Some asshole thought it was okay to hit her gorgeous face, but h ... More >>

Witches... All of them witches!

​I'm in love, y'all! She's gorgeous. She's got this awesome hairstyle that is a cross between Amy Winehouse and some atrocity created with Bumpits. Her skin glows of fake orange tanner that one can only assume she was dipped in Tang. Some asshole thought it was okay to hit her gorgeous face, but h ... More >>

The Walrus Was Paul

​I'm in love, y'all! She's gorgeous. She's got this awesome hairstyle that is a cross between Amy Winehouse and some atrocity created with Bumpits. Her skin glows of fake orange tanner that one can only assume she was dipped in Tang. Some asshole thought it was okay to hit her gorgeous face, but h ... More >>

Get BFGF

​I'm in love, y'all! She's gorgeous. She's got this awesome hairstyle that is a cross between Amy Winehouse and some atrocity created with Bumpits. Her skin glows of fake orange tanner that one can only assume she was dipped in Tang. Some asshole thought it was okay to hit her gorgeous face, but h ... More >>

Give in to the Gravitational Pool

​I'm in love, y'all! She's gorgeous. She's got this awesome hairstyle that is a cross between Amy Winehouse and some atrocity created with Bumpits. Her skin glows of fake orange tanner that one can only assume she was dipped in Tang. Some asshole thought it was okay to hit her gorgeous face, but h ... More >>

Formula for a Reggaeton Video

​I'm in love, y'all! She's gorgeous. She's got this awesome hairstyle that is a cross between Amy Winehouse and some atrocity created with Bumpits. Her skin glows of fake orange tanner that one can only assume she was dipped in Tang. Some asshole thought it was okay to hit her gorgeous face, but h ... More >>

An Andalusian Dog

You knew this one was coming

The Junina Festival

You knew this one was coming

Sweat Your-Self

You knew this one was coming

Family Force Five

You knew this one was coming

When Opposites Collide

Sikander's humble creations defy imagination

Selected Calendar Events

July 28-August 3, 2005

Wigging Out

Fire up the curlers for Hair Wars

BEST HAIR TO WEAR

Brian Grant's

BEST USED-CD STORE

Uncle Sam's Music

Blond Bombs

Grapplers hold bleach power

BEST PEDESTRIAN EXPERIENCE

Hollywood Beach boardwalk

BEST NATURAL HIGH

Gust fronts

BEST ROCK RADIO PROGRAM

Wednesday night on WVUM-FM (90.5)

BEST SHAVE

The Art of Shaving

Bal Harbour Shops

BEST JUNK

U.S. 1 Discount Mall

BEST SIMPLE PLEASURE IN THE MIAMI HERALD

"Last Night", by Nicholas Spangler

BEST PLACE TO MEET INTELLIGENT MEN

The Dorsch Gallery

BEST JUNK

Architectural Antiques

BEST CAFÉ CUBANO

El Pub Restaurant

BEST KEY LIME COMESTIBLES

The Key Lime Tree

Best Swimming Pool (Private)

The Raleigh Hotel

Shake

Music never looked so good

Best Secondhand Store

Community Family Thrift Store

Best Barbecue

The Pit Bar-B-Q

Best Hip-Hop Barbershop

The Back Way

Best Cowboy Outfitter

Cowboy Center

Best Recovery

Al's Not Well