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    November 25, 2014

    Dan and David Le Batard: Cultural Ambassadors

    In this week's Miami New Times, we profile 30 of the most interesting characters in town, with portraits of each from photographer Stian Roenning. See the entire Miami New Times People Issue here. Lebo, the painter and cartoonist, stares out into the cloudless, azure sky through oversize shades, a ... More >>

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    February 22, 2014

    SOBEWFF: At Jeni Briton Splendid Ice Cream Affair, Chef Loses Her Voice, Ice Cream Speaks For Her

    After last night's Burger Bash and sodium overload, our sweet tooth was heavily aching. Faith (and smart planning) would have it that just as Burger Bash was ending, a Splendid Ice Cream Affair was commencing right across the street at the Gale's rooftop pool. Hosted by award-winning cookbook auth ... More >>

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    January 23, 2014
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    November 20, 2013

    Miami Santeria Mystery: Who in the Hell Stuck This Family Photo Inside of a Live Chicken?

    Freedom of religion is enshrined in our nation's founding documents. But every once in a while, someone overdoses on the holy spirit and goes way overboard. Like the 22-year-old Tennessee pastor who exposes his congregation to deadly snakes in the name of Jesus. Then there's the Amish sect leader wh ... More >>

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    February 5, 2013

    Miami's Ten Best Spots for Free Food

    Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® online at bestof.voiceplaces.com.We don't know who first said, "Nothing is free except my love," ... More >>

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    January 28, 2013

    Miami's Ten Best Cafe Con Leche

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® online at bestof.voiceplaces.com.In addition to croquetas and cigars, Cubans know their way ar ... More >>

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    January 17, 2013

    Miami's Most Extravagant Dishes: $1,000 Surf & Turf and More

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 online at bestof.voiceplaces.com.There is no doubt at all that Miami is an in-your-face, ... More >>

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    January 9, 2013

    Miami's Five Best Jamaican Patties: The Power of a Proper Pastry

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 online at bestof.voiceplaces.com.Throughout history humankind has focused on what divides ... More >>

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    November 15, 2012
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    November 9, 2012

    Miami's Best Chicken Wings: Sakaya to Sparky's to Scully's

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 online at bestof.voiceplaces.com.If you decide to go on a hunt for Miami's best chicken w ... More >>

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    November 5, 2012

    Miami's Ten Best Bagel Joints: From Mo's to Outrageous to Express

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 online at bestof.voiceplaces.com. Bagels are a contentious subject -- particularly in a ... More >>

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    October 25, 2012

    Miami's Best Cookies: Ten Places to Feed Your Sweet Tooth

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 online at bestof.voiceplaces.com. Sesame Street's most relatable character, by far, was ... More >>

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    October 3, 2012

    Top Ten Worst Food Fails Ever

    When it comes to our favorite brands, it seems we're more likely to remember the epic successes (Doritos Locos Tacos anyone?) than the equally epic failures. But failures, there are aplenty. Dangerous, disgusting, or just plain absurd, these gastronomic gaffes may be fun to laugh at now, but it wo ... More >>

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    October 3, 2012

    New Times' South Florida Web Awards 2012: Vote Now!

    We've spent the past few weeks scoping out South Florida's social media landscape in search of the best of the web. Our eyes are a bit bleary from staring at our computer screens and iPhones, but here it is: our first annual South Florida Web Awards. From the apps you can't live without to the blog ... More >>

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    September 26, 2012

    Cody Chesnutt, Coolest Dude Ever, Discusses His Army Helmet and "Fighting for Your Soul"

    Unless Genghis Khan comes back to life in the next 48 hours and decides that humidity, not pillaging, is his first priority, the most badass dude in Miami on Thursday night is going to be Cody Chesnutt. No bones about it. That's Mr. Chesnutt in the picture to the right. And he's cooler than you. So ... More >>

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    September 4, 2012

    Miami's Best Sub Shops: Footballs, Shacks, Three Brothers, and Hungry Bears

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 online at bestof.voiceplaces.com.Miami native Chelsea Antoun has an important task this a ... More >>

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    August 13, 2012

    Miami's Ten Best Key Lime Pies

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 online at bestof.voiceplaces.com.A dessert tradition adopted locally by travelers to Key ... More >>

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    July 2, 2012

    Miami's Top Five Vegetarian Sandwiches

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 online at bestof.voiceplaces.com.Sandwich options for the meatless among us are sadly lac ... More >>

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    June 27, 2012

    Miami's Ten Best Meatballs

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. Don't forget to check out the full Best of Miami® 2012 online at bestof.voiceplaces.com.Meatballs are so deceptively simple to make: some ground ... More >>

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    May 7, 2012

    Orlando is America's Smuttiest City; Miami Only 12th

    Miami may be a leader in producing web porn, but when it comes to watching porno we don't even come -- ahem -- close to some of Florida's other big metro areas, apparently. Men's Health ranked America's biggest porn consuming capitals, and Miami only came in twelfth. Orlando, meanwhile, is apparentl ... More >>

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    April 18, 2012

    Miami's Top Five Falafel Sandwiches

    Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play. I have a dream in which I travel to the Middle East, gather all of the troubled tribes together, calmly ascend a modest soap box, and say unto the p ... More >>

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    March 9, 2012

    Top Five North Miami-Dade Restaurants

    ​Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play.​​Our North Miami-Dade designation includes North Miami, North Miami Beach, Aventura and Sunny Isles. That's a wide swath of real estate, and ... More >>

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    February 14, 2012

    Snackdown: Aventura/North Miami Beach vs. Midtown/Wynwood/Design District

    ​Over the next few weeks, Short Order will pair eight Miami-Dade neighborhoods in a "Snackdown". This is the fourth entry. Today pits Aventura against Midtown/Wynwood/and the Design District. Which one is the better neighborhood for dining?Read our arguments and VOTE! Tweet it. Facebook it. Google ... More >>

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    January 13, 2012

    Everybody Sweat Now: MIA's Seafair Expo Sends Us Overboard

    ​In concept, staging an art fair on a snazzy, $40 million dollar yacht that only Google's Larry Page or Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud can afford seems like a grand idea. After all, who doesn't want to rub shoulders with the rich and snooty while checking out artworks in quarters as tight ... More >>

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    January 9, 2012

    Gloutonnerie to Open in Former Pied de Cochon Space

    ​A French restaurant from Mexico, Gloutonnerie, will be taking over the former Au Pied de Cochon venue in South Beach. I heard this news from my source, Strep Throat, who reported that it would be upscale, "a Maison d'Azur type situation." I believe I picked up a trace of sarcasm in that descripti ... More >>

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    January 5, 2012

    Pitbull's "Niggas in Paris" Remix: YouTubers React Via Nasty, Negative Comments

    ​Pitbull dropped his directorial debut video for "Latinos in Paris" last week and somehow managed to slip under our Google Alert radar. Together with Dominican rapper Sensato, Armando Perez can be seen bilingual rapping 'round the City of Lights, popping bottles at relevant Parisian nightclubs, ... More >>

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    December 22, 2011

    Miami Herald Has Less News Aggregation Ethics Than Huffington Post Miami

    ​There's a media fight brewing in Miami between the old paper giant and the new local iteration of a quickly growing Internet media monster. Random Pixels blogger Bill Cooke, ever the keen-eyed instigator, noticed that the recently launched Huffington Post Miami was cribbing quite liberally from M ... More >>

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    October 13, 2011

    Joe's Stone Crab Opens 98th Dinner Season Tomorrow, Claws For a Cause Tonight

    Joe's Stone Crab opens tomorrow for its 98th season​Joe's Stone Crab will open for its 98th dinner season tomorrow. (Lunch service, by the way, begins Tuesday.)  If you can't wait that one extra day (or you forgot to get in on Google's deal last week), you have one last shot at being the firs ... More >>

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    September 17, 2011

    Atmosphere, Blueprint, and Evidence at the Fillmore Miami Beach, September 17

    Via facebook.com/Atmosphere​Atmosphere The Family Vacation Tour With Blueprint and Evidence Fillmore, Miami Beach Friday, September 17, 2011 Last night, quintessential emo-rapper MC Slug and his longtime producer Ant brought the latest incarnation of their Atmosphere project to the stage at the F ... More >>

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    March 29, 2011

    Six Questions With the Dyslexic Postcards' Joshua Xmas

    Dyslexic Postcards' Joshua Xmas.​The Dyslexic Postcards have been around in one way, shape, or form for a long time now. And their particular breed of rock 'n' roll via the acid wash of alt-psych, punk, blues, and New Wave inflections are the makings of a love-'em-or-hate-'em type of band. Regard ... More >>

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    January 25, 2011

    Parody of "What Should I Do?" Ad Reminds Us Brett Favre is So Much Worse Than LeBron James

    ​Listen, we can admit that LeBron James has something of a bit of a public relations and ego problem, but all the guy ever did was switch teams. To claim he's the most deplorable athlete in America is sort of a stretch considering there's guys like Tiger Woods and Brett Favre running around.

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    November 1, 2010

    Kohl's Cools Our MacBook Pro, Part 1

    AlexMuse via Flickr​It's our first day at the Miami New Times new offices, and to celebrate, we treated ourselves to a fancy, ergonomic laptop cooling dock from diamond-in-the-rough retailer, Kohl's, in Hialeah.First, a brief explanation as to why we need said fancy, ergonomic laptop machine.Last ... More >>

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    October 15, 2010

    Five Dumb Halloween Apps

    BrianBoyd via Flickr​From a $4.99 Mario Batali recipe app that'll inevitably result in a greasy screen, to the Hipstamatic indie-cam for a $1.99, the iTunes store offers thousands of apps to suit every demographic imaginable. And like a strip mall welcoming a temporary fly-by-night Hallo ... More >>

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    September 29, 2010

    Who Will Be the First Reporter to Ask LeBron About His Mom and Delonte West?

    Let's face it: The world wants to know if LeBron James' former teammate Delonte West boinked LeBron's mom. Even if you didn't want to know it before you read the previous sentence, now that you're aware it's a possibility, some dirty, hidden part of you-- your spleen?-- wants to know. This week, th ... More >>

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    April 16, 2010

    Morons of the Week: Murderer Haunted by Text Messages, Tea Party Protesters, and Cesar Carasa

    We had some strange and creepy ones this week. Let's get down to it: Isn't Google image incredible?​5. Paul Edwards, busted for murder by his alleged victim's beyond-the-grave text message. So cops investigating a missing female sent their top suspect, her boyfriend and Miramar reside ... More >>

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    December 4, 2009

    At Long Last, Your Morons of the Week

    Devout fans of this column, please forgive us for not presenting any morons last week. You see, a deluge of moronic behavior cascaded through our newsroom, jammed our fax machines, and overloaded our circuit boards. We've mopped it all up just in time to narrow a football squad-sized crowd of deserv ... More >>

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    August 21, 2009

    County Commissioners Form Arts Task Force, Schedule Meeting

    WikicommonsEvery Task Force needs a van with a spoiler​Two days ago in 2009, a crack cultural commando unit was formed to protest a crime they didn't commit. These men and women sought to escape the death sentence the Mayor's Office handed down in the form of $11 million worth of proposed budget c ... More >>

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    July 22, 2009

    Murder Miami Style: Man Fatally Shot in Northwest Miami-Dade

    A man was found lying dead with gunshot wounds on a Northwest Miami-Dade street last night, according to Miami-Dade Police.Cops found the body of 22-year-old Israel Travis on the pavement in front of 9111 NW 29th Ct. after they responded to a call about gunshots fired at 10:25 p.m.In January 2007,&n ... More >>

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    April 23, 2009

    AP Reports Obama Welcomes The University of Florida 'Noles or FSU Gators or Something

    The Associated Press will suit Google, Shepard Farley, every blog in existence ever, your mother, God and anyone else who dares link to one of their precious, precious stories. Because you see, you ignorant little fools, the Associated Press is the most trusted, hard working reporting outfit in all ... More >>

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    April 21, 2009

    Important Congressional Dog Update

    After watching the press hubbub over Bo Obama unfold we wondered last week if any local Pols had any cute puppies of their own. A few quick Google searches didn't turn up much, but we've had a few blanks filled in for us since then. Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz's office sent over this pic ... More >>

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    April 15, 2009

    Dear Politicians, Please Exploit Your Family Dogs

    The liberal, elitist media would like you to think that Barack Obama is the first ever dog-owning politician in history. Charles Beauregard "Bo" Hussein Kennedy-Obama (yes, we've made that joke today but we will continue to call him that until the Obama administration produces his birth certificate. ... More >>

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    January 28, 2009

    This is How We Do in the XM2

    Menudo has gone through more teenage boys than Sam Adams and Mark Foley combined, but what ever becomes of them once their days of Puerto Rican pop success subsides? Why, they try to get more of that sweet, sweet Puerto Rican pop success, of course. Two members of the band's late 80's/early 90's lin ... More >>

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    January 13, 2009

    Can We Get Landmark Status for the Sum Yum Gai Sign?

    What Miami Beach really needs is an iconic landmark. Sure, we've got the beach, the Art Deco district, and the lifeguard stands, but I'm talking about something more singular. A place where tourists eagerly wait in line to get their picture snapped and friendly homeless people try to sell them  ... More >>

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    December 23, 2008

    Top Americana Albums of 2008

    Picking the best folk and Americana records of the year isn't nearly as hard as discarding those great records that just didn't feel right stuck in the category. Releases by Calexico and DeVotchKa felt far too worldly to pigeonhole as folk or country, for instance, while Blitzen Trapper's fantastic ... More >>

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    December 4, 2008

    Oh, How Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Is Dumb, Let Us Count The Ways

    If Ileana Ros-Lehtinen ever got an important 3am phone call of national importance, apparently she would hang up, and then put out a press release about it. Riptide has already written up Ileana's now infamous Obama hang up, but let's use the magic of bullet points to painstakingly detail just how ... More >>

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    May 23, 2008
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    May 17, 2007

    The Phrase that Pays

    Drink to Cuba Libre with a Cuba Libre

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    April 13, 2006

    Cut It Out

    This artist goes scissor happy on celebrities

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    April 13, 2006

    Cut It Out

    This artist goes scissor-happy on celebrities

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    April 6, 2006

    Cut It Out

    This artist goes scissor happy on celebrities

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