​In almost every sense -- except the most extreme -- Tao Lin's for sale. Of course, there's his published output, including the poetry books You Are a Little Bit Happier Than I Am ($14) and Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy ($14.95), the short story collection Bed ($14.95), and a novel, Eeeee Eee Eeee ($14.95). Plus, now you can purchase the 26-year-old author's brand-new wordy blurb, Shoplifting From American Apparel ($13), a 103-page pseudo-autobiographical novella about sex and stealing among t
