Golf

PGA Golfer Steven Thomas Arrested in Florida Online Child Sex Sting

​Steven Thomas thought he was about to hit a perverted hole in one when he presumed he was arranging a sexual encounter with a 13-year-old girl via her mother through the Internet. Instead he wound up in an online-sting sand trap. Thomas, a pro golfer who has played at several PGA tour events, was ... More >>

Lady Gaga's A Very Gaga Thanksgiving: Ten Celebrities That Should Never Do a Holiday Show

Will Lady Gaga wear a turkey dress?​Lady Gaga just announced her new holiday special, A Very Gaga Thanksgiving. The show will air on ABC on Thanksgiving day, November 24, and will feature Tony Bennett and Katie Couric. If that's not bizarre enough, Gaga is set to perform "White Christmas" and chef ... More >>

Tiger Woods Gets Attacked by Hot Dog

​In the past few years, we've all heard numerous Tiger Woods wiener jokes. In fact, The Somewhere in Augusta sports bar has a special Tiger Woods Homewrecker hot dog (it's a foot-long, in case you were wondering).But at the Frys.com Open yesterday, a man threw a hot dog at Woods as he was lining u ... More >>

Celebrity Autobiography exposes stars as the half-wits they are

​In the past few years, we've all heard numerous Tiger Woods wiener jokes. In fact, The Somewhere in Augusta sports bar has a special Tiger Woods Homewrecker hot dog (it's a foot-long, in case you were wondering).But at the Frys.com Open yesterday, a man threw a hot dog at Woods as he was lining u ... More >>

Tiger Woods' Penis Beats LeBron for "Sports Story of the Year"

​Members of the Associated Press have voted for the "Sports Story of the Year," and it seems the winner actually was a bit more of a tabloid story than really a sports story ...and that's only if you consider golf a sport. The continued fallout from Tiger Woods' massive cheating scandal took the t ... More >>

McSweeney Man

​Members of the Associated Press have voted for the "Sports Story of the Year," and it seems the winner actually was a bit more of a tabloid story than really a sports story ...and that's only if you consider golf a sport. The continued fallout from Tiger Woods' massive cheating scandal took the t ... More >>

Man Punches Baby in Face During Thwarted Kidnapping

Anthony Williams is being charged with aggravated child abuse. ​In this morning's roundup of crime: A man punched a baby in an attempt to kidnap it and left it with fractured bones; a security guard runs over a "suspicious" man with a golf cart; another baby thought to have been kidnapped in Tenne ... More >>

The Players Club

Anthony Williams is being charged with aggravated child abuse. ​In this morning's roundup of crime: A man punched a baby in an attempt to kidnap it and left it with fractured bones; a security guard runs over a "suspicious" man with a golf cart; another baby thought to have been kidnapped in Tenne ... More >>

Anthony's Pizza Opens in Miami Lakes

​Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza opens its Miami Lakes location today, making it the fourth in Miami-Dade County and the 20th nationally. ACFP uses authentic 800-degree, coal-burning ovens to create "well done pizzas." The new restaurant is located at 15492 NW 77th Court in Royal Oaks Plaza (off the Pa ... More >>

Fore-Play

​Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza opens its Miami Lakes location today, making it the fourth in Miami-Dade County and the 20th nationally. ACFP uses authentic 800-degree, coal-burning ovens to create "well done pizzas." The new restaurant is located at 15492 NW 77th Court in Royal Oaks Plaza (off the Pa ... More >>

Alice Cooper's Theatre of Death tour passes through Pompano Beach

​Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza opens its Miami Lakes location today, making it the fourth in Miami-Dade County and the 20th nationally. ACFP uses authentic 800-degree, coal-burning ovens to create "well done pizzas." The new restaurant is located at 15492 NW 77th Court in Royal Oaks Plaza (off the Pa ... More >>

Weekend of Steel

​Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza opens its Miami Lakes location today, making it the fourth in Miami-Dade County and the 20th nationally. ACFP uses authentic 800-degree, coal-burning ovens to create "well done pizzas." The new restaurant is located at 15492 NW 77th Court in Royal Oaks Plaza (off the Pa ... More >>

Meet Us on the 9th Green at Nine, Happy

Screw the golf; it's cocktail time

Putt-Putt Paradise

Screw the golf; it's cocktail time

Meandering Meadows

Behold, the siren sounds of Mr. Marion.

Anti-Gay Candidate Calls for Open-Mindedness

Behold, the siren sounds of Mr. Marion.

What's That Cop Doing in Our Huddle?

When campus police tangle with football players at FIU, you can expect a punt

BEST HOLE AT A GOLF COURSE

Seventeenth

Hoedown Activities

Seventeenth

Basket Babes

Seventeenth

BEST GAME FOR NEIGHBORHOODS WITH YARDS

Wifflegolf

BEST HOLE AT A GOLF COURSE

Tenth hole

Crandon Park Golf Course

BEST SPORTING GOODS STORE

Play It Again Sports

Missing Links

A well-meaning ode to golf's first legend ends up in the bunker

BEST SPORTING GOODS STORE

Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World

BEST HOLE AT A GOLF COURSE

Seventh hole

BEST JUNK

Architectural Antiques

Best Sporting Goods Store

Midway Sports

Best Hole At A Golf Course

Number three

In the Rough

A half-century before the Tiger Woods era, black Miamians fought a losing battle to hit the links

Best Pawnshop

Don-Z Cash Pawnbroker

Best Hole At A Golf Course

Fourth hole

How Green Is Too Green?

Bulldozers. Pesticides. Fertilizers. If you live in South Florida, golf's threat to the ecosystem might get you teed off.

You Call This a Fairway?

So what if County Manager Armando Vidal enjoys free rounds of golf? And so what if his golfing sponsors keep money they owe the county?