Girl Scouts of the United States of America

Grilled by Girl Scouts

The Bay Is Looking A Little Cleaner

Grilled by Girl Scouts

Still Savory After All These Years

Girl Scout Cookies Hit Streets, Scared of Salmonella?

Cookie junkies across the nation simultaneously erupted in joy and floundered in despair when '09 Girl Scout cookie shipments hit the streets and salmonella peanut butter reports hit the airwaves. But don't despair, according to MSN Health & Fitness:"The drum roll for recalls of peanut butter p ... More >>

Desperate soccer team threatens suicide unless Miamians buy tickets

Wikimedia CommonsAn artist's rendering of Miami FC management.There's something definitely extortive about the latest press release from Miami FC, the under-attended and gravely endangered second-tier pro soccer team that allegedly plays at Tropical Park Stadium. The club is under the gun from the ... More >>

The Commish

She's naive. She lacks experience. She's too "nice" to survive in Dade's policitical jungle. So why is Katy Sorenson so dangerous?

The Long Fall of Sgt. Niki Lawrence

She was a pioneer at the Metro-Dade Police Department, a rabble-rousing advocate for women behind the badge. And now, of course, she's paying for it.

Te Amo Corazón

She was a pioneer at the Metro-Dade Police Department, a rabble-rousing advocate for women behind the badge. And now, of course, she's paying for it.

Everyone Loves a Parade

The Junior Orange Bowl is takin’ it to the streets.

Dildos, Ice Cream, and Nuts

Photography gets down and dirty at ArtCenter/South Florida

Letters from the Issue of December 4, 2003

Photography gets down and dirty at ArtCenter/South Florida

Soggy Celebration

Gotta love water

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of December 21, 2000

Fem Park

Roxcy O'Neal Bolton Women's History Gallery

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of October 12, 2000

Remains of the Day

The Cuban American Defense League wanted a little official recognition. They got it.

New Year's Revolution

If you had your way, what single adjustment would you make to enhance the experience of living in South Florida?

Five Easy Steps to Frying a Snickers Bar

Snickers Bars are great for a little afternoon pick-me-up because they are filled with all the best things in life - chocolate, caramel, peanuts and nougat. Some genius, who most likely worked at a country fair, discovered a way to make this fantastic treat even unhealthier by frying it. The good ... More >>

The ING Miami Marathon Expo: Food on the Run

Laine Doss Catalina Voit loves smoothies!​Over 20,000 runners will take to Miami's streets this Sunday for the ING Miami Marathon and Half Marathon. Running a marathon is no easy feat - it requires months of training, mental and physical endurance and a lot of energy. Since the human body r ... More >>

Burger Beast Blogger Gets Cease and Desist Email From Miami-Dade

Burger Beast Sef Gonzalez (right) -- just in it for the burgers.​In another episode of our regularly scheduled program about Miami-Dade government -- titled Hey, Miami, What the F**k? -- Burger Beast blogger and all-around hamburger fan Sef Gonzalez was sent a "cease and desist" email yester ... More >>

Grandma Hazel Mays Fought The Law And The Law Lost

Alex Izaguirre​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke lets Miami police officers know there are bigger threats to their safety than 85-year-old grandmothers.Don' ... More >>

Miami cops beat 85-year-old lady turned ninja assassin

Alex Izaguirre​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke lets Miami police officers know there are bigger threats to their safety than 85-year-old grandmothers.Don' ... More >>

Fernando Villa, Miami-Dade Cop, Arrested After Passing Out Drunk in Squad Car

​It's hard to believe after ATV crashes and poop smeared squad cars, but Miami law enforcement hit a new low on Tuesday.That's when cops discovered off-duty Miami-Dade police officer Fernando Villa passed out in his own patrol car as it idled in an intersection in West Kendall.The worst part wasn' ... More >>

At Girl Scout Cookie Time, What Can Boy Scouts Sell? Bacon, Beer, and Girlie Mags

DpStyles/FlickrWe have some ideas on how Boy Scouts can beat the girls at their own game.​Girl Scout cookie season officially starts today in South Florida, and you know what that means, don't you?Yup, dozens of little green hustlers swarming all over you whenever you try to enter a supermarket or ... More >>

Girl Scout Cookies on Sale Today; Weird Girl Scout Cookie Facts

Welcome back, friends!​The day has finally arrived: those sugary, sweet, crunchy, soft, delightful (and, yes, fattening--especially if you eat a whole box in one sitting) Girl Scout cookies are hitting the streets. Last week we tried the new flavor, Savannah Smiles, and gave a review. This week, w ... More >>

Gender Role

Welcome back, friends!​The day has finally arrived: those sugary, sweet, crunchy, soft, delightful (and, yes, fattening--especially if you eat a whole box in one sitting) Girl Scout cookies are hitting the streets. Last week we tried the new flavor, Savannah Smiles, and gave a review. This week, w ... More >>