George Lopez

Free to Be Farcical

If You Don't Have A Visa, Stay Out of the Kitchen

In the old days, INS agents tended to round up illegal-alien cooks and dishwashers. Now they're going after owners.

Dade Divided

One person won the job of county chief executive. But in the end, everybody lost.

Very Big Bucks

The most lucrative contract in the history of Miami International Airport is about to be awarded to one lucky company

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

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Flop Quiz

Balls of Fury is a true test of patience

New Times's Top DVD Picks Scheduled for Release July 3, 2007

Balls of Fury is a true test of patience

Summer: The Sequel

From Harry Potter to Homer Simpson, cool off at the movies

Our top DVD picks for the week of April 17

From Harry Potter to Homer Simpson, cool off at the movies

The Company Loves Misery

Ken Loach focuses on the plight of L.A.'s working class in Bread and Roses

Kulchur

Libertad! Libertad!

Into the Night

Libertad! Libertad!

Richard Pulido Needs A Manners Lesson

Miami Lakes Councilman Richard Pulido (bald guy in the tan jacket) berated the town's female clerk and kind of fibbed to Banana Republican.​Miami Lakes Councilman Richard Pulido is a petulant bully who thinks state and town laws don't apply to him, judging from his abrasive behavior with other tow ... More >>

Kardashian Sisters Give Each Other Bikini Waxes

​Join us as we continue gross body hair waxing week on Riptide: in our latest installment it seems that Khloe Kardashian let her sister, Kourtney, wax her nether regions because she didn't trust her bikini area to any Miami waxstress."We're at a lingerie store, I was buying him a little present th ... More >>

AriZona Iced Tea is From New York, Not Arizona

​It was reported by The Daily News this week that in response to the controversial Arizona immigration law, an initiative was started on the Internet asking people to boycott the AriZona Beverage Co., makers of AriZona Iced Tea and juices. Thing is, the company has been based in Woodbury, 20 miles ... More >>

Top 10 TV Moms Who Cook For Mother's Day

​Your mom can't cook. Or that's what you always said. You watched those ladies on the tube, and thought it looked so damn easy. Hell. some of 'em were even hot. Well, that was all made up, you jerk. So before you nail mom again for another year -- starting this Sunday on Mother's Day,  check ... More >>

MP3 of the Day: Ultrachic - "Dentro de Ti"

​Ultrachic is a Miami band of Venezuelan ex-pats who rest at the crossroad of contemporary Venezuelan rock, uniting the golden age of acts like Sentimiento Muerto, Dermis Tatu, and Desorden Público with the newer crop of outfits like Zapato 3, Los Amigos Invisibles, and Caramelos de Cianuro. Actu ... More >>

Lowrider Comedy

​Ultrachic is a Miami band of Venezuelan ex-pats who rest at the crossroad of contemporary Venezuelan rock, uniting the golden age of acts like Sentimiento Muerto, Dermis Tatu, and Desorden Público with the newer crop of outfits like Zapato 3, Los Amigos Invisibles, and Caramelos de Cianuro. Actu ... More >>

Michael Pizzi Gloats at Natacha Seijas' Pending Demise

Miami Lakes Mayor Michael Pizzi trashes Natacha Seijas as recall election day draws to a close. The Miami-Dade Elections Department is reporting that initial absentee ballots show an overwhelming majority of those voters want Carlos Alvarez and Natacha Seijas out of here. ​Early voting numbers and ... More >>

Internet Makeup Goddess Gloria Nava on Britney, Sandra Bullock, and YouTube Trolls

Gloria Nava​Gloria Shuri Nava is the queen of internet makeup tutorials. This girl is kooky, kinda filthy, clearly smart, and definitely mesmerizing. The 23-year-old San Jose native showed America how to slap on face paint like Natalie Portman's character in Black Swan while making funn ... More >>

Guy Fieri Partners with Carnival Cruise Lines For Burger Joint

Guy Fieri is taking his burgers out to sea​Carnival Cruise Lines announced that it will partner with Food Network host and author Guy Fieri to bring Fieri's concept of a roadside burger joint to life.Guy's Burger Joint will feature Fieri's creations, as well as a variety of sauces ranging from chi ... More >>

Capturing the Flag

Guy Fieri is taking his burgers out to sea​Carnival Cruise Lines announced that it will partner with Food Network host and author Guy Fieri to bring Fieri's concept of a roadside burger joint to life.Guy's Burger Joint will feature Fieri's creations, as well as a variety of sauces ranging from chi ... More >>