One would hope their team's football coach's favorite fictional character was some hyper-masculine conquerer like Conan the Barbarian or Mel Gibson's take on William Wallace in Braveheart. Sure, it would make them a drag to talk to at parties, but identifying with such brave warriors would hopefully ... More >>
The Soup Nazi episode remains one of Seinfeld's most famous. You surely remember: The gang heads to Al Yeganeh's Soup Kitchen (still at 55th Street and Eighth Avenue), but not before George Costanza, played by Jason Alexander, is warned to "follow the rules" -- which means placing one's order in a c ... More >>
Will Lady Gaga wear a turkey dress?Lady Gaga just announced her new holiday special, A Very Gaga Thanksgiving. The show will air on ABC on Thanksgiving day, November 24, and will feature Tony Bennett and Katie Couric. If that's not bizarre enough, Gaga is set to perform "White Christmas" and chef ... More >>
The Miami Dolphins did that thing again where they play like their scrotums are stapled to their thighs, this time losing 26-16 to the San Diego Chargers. In the process, they lost Chad Henne to a shoulder injury, forcing backup Matt Moore to step in and do exactly what Henne's been doing: namely ... More >>
The Can't Stand Ya's are not exactly new to our scene. These guys have a pretty hefty punk rock rep that most of y'all will recognize if you've ever trolled the scene between Cheers and Churchill's.
Crew members Nick Pfrenger (bass), Todd Slimak (drums) and Adam Gloveless (guitar) used to r ... More >>
Between the Family Circle-Peanuts rivalry turning deadly, an uninspired fish death, and beatings over diminutive wangs and unbummed butts, Miami was really off its meds this week. The winners:
Somewhere, Linus is plotting his revenge.5. Desiree Shayla Wilson, sought for killing Charlie Brown ... More >>