Produced clandestinely at a California cloning facility, Los Angeles hip-hop duo Cloney are not your average MCs. Like their human counterpart, George Clooney, the Cloney twins are devilishly handsome with their salt-and-pepper locks, designer fashions, and unlimited earning potential. They rap anon ... More >>
Hardy Hill is a man of many vests. They hide beneath his tailored suits, both lustrous and gray. He has a strong chin and coiffed George Clooney-colored hair. He favors vintage Porsches, was once listed among Extra's Most Eligible Bachelors, and rose to momentary fame after appearing on the CBS real ... More >>
In the 1970s, Miami's TK Productions sold hundreds of millions of records around the world. Yes, hundreds of millions of records around the world. They were all cut in a tiny eight-track studio in Hialeah by a close-knit team of musicians and songwriters. The family worked together on each oth ... More >>
Jesus lives! In the power meter of a woman from Clermont, Florida, just northwest of Orlando. WKMG Local 6 News reports the woman, whose name was not released, said she noticed the image of God's son on the metal and glass box close to her mobile home. She said, "I have heard that he d ... More >>
Vic & Angelo's Coal Oven Enoteca, the mid-priced Italian eatery that replaced restaurateur David Manero's higher-priced eatery, DeVito, has closed. A visible for-lease sign hung on the building's facade when Short Order stopped by this afternoon.The South Beach outpost held a grand opening ... More >>
When you heard the news about Heidi Klum and Seal's separation this weekend, you probably felt kinda sad. But admit it: the twisted, schadenfreude-loving part of you was a teeny bit thrilled. They were just too perfect, weren't they? With their beautiful bodies and accents and adorable babies?And ... More >>
Courtesy of Vic & Angelo'sElisabetta CanalisVic & Angelo's Italian Restaurant, the newest kid on the Ocean Drive block in South Beach, had its official opening on Friday, November 4. They've been open for a while but last night was the big night.On hand for the festivities was none other ... More >>
Jimmy didn't win any Emmys last night, in case you were wondering.If you were watching the exhibition game, True Blood, or the tons of other TV competition, the 2010 Emmys were also last night. Jimmy Fallon hosted, there were a lot of navy dresses on the red carpet, and George Clooney was there. ... More >>
The Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, and unlike last year's fantastic Mickey Rourke resurgence, there's no strong local hook in this year's horse race. But this here alt-weekly devotes an entire section to movies, and naturally our critics had something to say about eac ... More >>
It's kinda difficult to take seriously a soundtrack that features components entitled "Jedi Prayer" and "LSD in the Water." Well, British composer Rolfe Kent most likely wouldn't have kept those crazy headings had he expected anybody to stay truly serious while listening. But be assured that Kent ... More >>
image via Lucy Wolvert's facebook In restaurant news, Lucy Wolvert, who met George Clooney while he was filming his new movie "Up In The Air," and she was a cocktail waitress, is reportedly considering a move to Los Angeles to be closer to the actor. The China Daily reports that Clooney has be ... More >>
Shhh, do you hear that? It's the sound of a million Miami Beach gold diggers preparing for notoriously single George Clooney's arrival sometime next year. Clooney, perhaps best known for his recurring role on Roseanne as Booker Brooks, is teaming up with Juno director Jason Reitman (you know the sud ... More >>
Remarkably consistent, the Coens make another mockery with Burn After Reading.
George Clooney's ode to screwball comedies of yore is sooooo close. But yet.
Watch your back, Grisham: Michael Clayton is no ordinary legal thriller
Ocean's Thirteen is a washed-up threequel. How much you wanna bet Hollywood makes a bundle?
Big names? Big Deal. An alternative take on the Book Fair.
New DVD releases for the week of March 14, 2006
Introducing the best movies of 2005 you probably didn't see
Brilliant, confounding Syriana digs for a necessary truth
The Red Scare returns in Good Night,and Good Luck
A rare superior sequel, Ocean's Twelve entertains with cinematic sleight of hand
Tom Hanks steals the Coens' latest by playing -- get this -- funny
George Clooney impressively toys with the twisted delusions of a game-show producer
The year's best featured plenty of Sad White Guys
The tides of Solaris tempt Clooney with life after death
Beach Bar at the Delano Hotel
Joel and Ethan Coen's Brother hits a Homer
While there was plenty to criticize about the year's big releases, 2000 shone nonetheless for its subtle surprises
It's a wonderful life at Fox's
TV managed to suck and blow in 2000, but still, we watched...and watched
Do not read this review if you want to be surprised by The Perfect Storm, which drowns before it ever leaves shore
Take her to B.E.D.