Genghis Khan

Cody Chesnutt, Coolest Dude Ever, Discusses His Army Helmet and "Fighting for Your Soul"

Unless Genghis Khan comes back to life in the next 48 hours and decides that humidity, not pillaging, is his first priority, the most badass dude in Miami on Thursday night is going to be Cody Chesnutt. No bones about it. That's Mr. Chesnutt in the picture to the right. And he's cooler than you. So ... More >>

Blacks Support Gay Marriage

Barack Obama, NAACP and Jay-Z Prove Blacks Are Not Homophobes

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke explains why blacks are cool with gay people tying the knot.When he announced that he backs gay marriage, President Barack O ... More >>

Castro Death Meter: Yes! Experts Estimate Fidel Is Now 83 Percent Dead

The newly released 7-month-old photo.​Over the past year, Riptide has established itself as the global leader in Fidel Castro death- measurement technology. Give us a newly released propaganda photo of El Super Supremo, and our lab-coated head scientist, who looks like Jeff Goldblum, ... More >>

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