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Gene Simmons

  • Blogs

    March 21, 2012

    Kiss and Mötley Crüe Announce "Biggest, Baddest Rock Tour," Playing Cruzan Amphitheater in July

    ​When he's not pushing Dr Pepper or exposing his Family Jewels on A&E, Gene Simmons rocks silly makeup and platform shoes as the legendary lead singer of Kiss. Similarly, when he's not dubstepping aboard Holy Ship! or steering megayachts with his penis, Tommy Lee beats the skins for arena rock ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2012

    Travis Barker's Nude Photos Leaked! Plus Five Other Famous Rock Star Cocks

    ​Travis Barker's in a bit of a pickle. According to TMZ, private photos of the Blink-182 drummer's penis have surfaced, arousing suspicion that MediaTakeOut has "unauthorized use of private photos." TMZ's source claims that the photographs were "private and never intended for public viewing or t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2012

    Gene Simmons' Top Five Sex Tips for Tim Tebow

    ​TMZ interviewing KISS frontman Gene Simmons about controversial Christian virgin and Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow? Sounds like one of those "...walks into a bar" bits, only the punchline doesn't give you a case of uncontrollable giggles. It just makes you wanna puke. But whatever ... T ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2011

    Gene Simmons vs. The World: KISS Frontman's Top Five Feuds

    Gene Simmons is a smarmy motherfucker.​Maybe we were born too late. Or in the wrong part of the country. But quintessential '80s hair-metal extravaganza rockers KISS have always come off as kinda goofy. Alice Cooper, The Stooges, Black Sabbath ... Now there's some blues-derived din that knew how ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2011

    Herman Cain Heading To Versailles This Week To Pretend He Cares About Cuban Issues

    A candidate making a pit stop for cafecitos at Versailles isn't exactly hot news, even for a guy improbably still leading the GOP after a month fending off more sexual harassment accusations than Gene Simmons' tongue. The Cuban landmark is such a de facto stopover for White House wannabes, the regul ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 2, 2011

    Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed Getting Married: Ten Kiss Cake Ideas

    Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed, via PeopleGene Simmons will finally marry Shannon Tweed on October 1.​Kiss frontman Gene Simmons and former Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed will finally tie the knot -- after being together for 28 years and raising two children to adulthood.We're wondering two t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 3, 2011

    Five Things Odd Future Forgot for Their Golf Wang Tour Swag Packages

    Are Odd Future's stickers really all that "swag"?​In conjunction with Odd Future's upcoming tour of the U.S. (and Canada!), the hip-hop collective is offering Golf Wang Tour Swag Packages as part of ticket purchases through their website. The West Coast hip-hop collective is currently offering tw ... More >>

  • Music

    March 17, 2011

    Kiss at Hard Rock Live March 17

    Are Odd Future's stickers really all that "swag"?​In conjunction with Odd Future's upcoming tour of the U.S. (and Canada!), the hip-hop collective is offering Golf Wang Tour Swag Packages as part of ticket purchases through their website. The West Coast hip-hop collective is currently offering tw ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2010

    Ten Worst Cover Songs: From Vanilla Ice vs. Public Enemy to All Time Low on Rihanna

    Rob Van Winkle is no Chuck D.​All great imitation, even when it's parody, respects the original source. The covers that disappoint fail to do this. Notably missing from Crossfade's list are the pain-inducing covers that have been discussed to death. Examples: Celine Dion's cover of AC/DC's "You S ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 5, 2010

    Concert Review: TopSpot USA Showcases Young Punks at Talent Farm

    Photo by Mikayla DavisVega Under Fire guitarist Brad Shellito is calling Dr. Love​TopSpot USA Industry ShowcaseWith Vega Under Fire, New City Lions, Easton, So Long Davey, and Not Here NowThe Talent Farm, Pembroke PinesSaturday, April 3, 2010Under the sparkling Talent Farm lettering, five young ba ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 23, 2009

    Concert Review: Kiss at BankAtlantic Center, October 22

    Photo by Christina Mendenhall​Click here to view more photos from this concert.KissThursday, October 22, 2009BankAtlantic Center, SunriseBetter Than: Being 10 years-old all over again.From the number of kids running around the BankAtlantic Center at Kiss's show last night, many replete with full m ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2009

    Top Ten Thursdays: Top Ten Reasons to Hate KISS

    KISS plays tonight at the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise, but I wouldn't attend a KISS concert if it were in my living room. Here's why.1. The MusicKiss has never been known for producing anything but the most simplistic hard rock. On stage, the band struggles to recreate these brain-dead tunes. It' ... More >>

  • Film

    September 3, 2009

    With Extract, Mike Judge Goes Back to Work

    KISS plays tonight at the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise, but I wouldn't attend a KISS concert if it were in my living room. Here's why.1. The MusicKiss has never been known for producing anything but the most simplistic hard rock. On stage, the band struggles to recreate these brain-dead tunes. It' ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 25, 2009

    Kiss Announces Tour, October 22 Date at BankAtlantic Center

    ​On this, Gene Simmons' 60th birthday, the greatest gift any of us could give him is this: buy tickets to the upcoming Kiss tour. Unfortunately, there is not an exact date for when tickets go on sale, but the show will take place on October 22 at the BankAtlantic Center. After asking fans to log o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 10, 2009

    Trans-Siberian Orchestra Playing BankAtlantic Center December 4

    ​Whether you know it or not, you've almost certainly heard a Trans-Siberian Orchestra song. Most likely, it was this commercial that introduced you to TSO.TSO is, quite simply, a rock orchestra who, for one reason or another, have a penchant for writing and remaking traditional Christmas songs. Th ... More >>

  • Film

    November 6, 2008

    Paul Rudd in Role Models

    Smarter and bawdier than your average boys-to-men movie.

  • Music

    October 2, 2008

    Gwar

    Smarter and bawdier than your average boys-to-men movie.

  • News

    December 20, 2007

    Letters from the Issue of December 20, 2007

    "Not even Arnold is this bad."

  • Music

    November 29, 2007

    Put on Your Yarmulke

    Hypothetical Hanukkahs with some of our favorite stars.

  • Home Entertainment

    June 22, 2006

    Vampires of Moscow

    DVD releases for the week of June 20, 2006

  • News

    December 8, 2005

    The Fat of the Lens

    From man-breasts and money comes a local documentary film star

  • Music

    October 7, 2004

    Happy Together

    The Pixies are reunited, and it feels so good

  • Calendar

    April 15, 2004

    This Week's Day by Day Picks

    The Pixies are reunited, and it feels so good

  • News

    January 29, 2004

    Miami's B-Movie Mogul

    K. Gordon Murray may have invented the weekend kiddie matinee, but don't forget his scowling bikers, howling werewolves, lumbering mummies, brain-sucking monsters, and scheming decapitated heads

  • Music

    August 29, 2002

    Gore Scores

    The return of the eye-popping sounds of Herschell Gordon Lewis

  • Film

    May 9, 2002

    Revolting

    The New Guy offers the same ol' dopey crap for kids

  • Music

    April 4, 2002

    Glitch Maestro

    Nobukazu Takemura is the freaky nerd the Nineties promised us

  • Culture

    April 26, 2001

    Shearer Delight

    The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

  • Music

    February 22, 2001

    Antiseen

    Southern Hostility and Eat More Possum
    Man's Ruin

  • Film

    August 12, 1999

    Kiss-ed off

    Detroit Rock City

  • Music

    December 10, 1998

    Kissing Ass

    Detroit Rock City

  • Music

    November 5, 1998

    Rotations

    Detroit Rock City

  • Music

    October 24, 1996

    A Monster Mishmash

    Detroit Rock City

  • Music

    September 12, 1996

    KISS-ed off

    Detroit Rock City

  • Music

    September 7, 1995

    Fanfare for the Common Band

    Detroit Rock City

  • Music

    July 6, 1995

    KISS and Tell

    Detroit Rock City

  • News

    November 18, 1992

    Swelter

    Detroit Rock City

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