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Gatorade

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2012

    Dave Samson Ran By New Times Office, But We Had No Tomatoes To Throw at Him UPDATE

    Today is the day Miami Marlins President Dave Samson is running 52 miles in honor of the construction workers who built him and his ex-step-daddy Jeffrey Loria the half-billion dollar ball park paid primarily by Miami-Dade taxpayers. We told readers about Samson's shameless publicity stunt to show o ... More >>

  • News

    March 29, 2012

    Logan Morrison is the Marlins' tweeter in chief

    Today is the day Miami Marlins President Dave Samson is running 52 miles in honor of the construction workers who built him and his ex-step-daddy Jeffrey Loria the half-billion dollar ball park paid primarily by Miami-Dade taxpayers. We told readers about Samson's shameless publicity stunt to show o ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 15, 2012

    You Got Served

    Today is the day Miami Marlins President Dave Samson is running 52 miles in honor of the construction workers who built him and his ex-step-daddy Jeffrey Loria the half-billion dollar ball park paid primarily by Miami-Dade taxpayers. We told readers about Samson's shameless publicity stunt to show o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 5, 2012

    Heat Fall to the Lakers as Masked Kobe Drops 33

    ​Kobe Bryant and his broken face scored 33 points, as he and the Lakers took down the Miami Heat 93-83 yesterday, handing Miami their second consecutive loss.It was the first meeting between L.A. and Miami since Dwyane Wade inadvertently broke Kobe's nose during a hard foul in the All Star game la ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 6, 2012

    Super Bowl Hangover? The Ten Best Remedies

    Feel like crap? Try one of these.​The Super Bowl was amazing. The Giants won, Madonna pouted, and you partied...and partied...and partied.Now it's Monday morning and you're feeling like something fished out of a drain. You overindulged and now you're paying the price.  You could call in sick ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 5, 2012

    Carlos Zambrano Joins Ozzie Guillen In Miami, Giving Marlins 93 Percent of MLB's Crazy

    The Miami Marlins inked a deal last night for once-explosive, possibly still insane Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano. With Ozzie Guillen already signed on to manage the club, the two most unhinged personalities in baseball will call Little Havana home next season.Scientists contacted by Riptide are stil ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2011

    Bytox Hangover Patch Doctor: I Drank 12 Shots of Tequila and Felt Great

    ​We here at Short Order have been through just about every hangover remedy available to mankind -- honey, Advil, Alka-Seltzer, Gatorade, more booze, Red Bull, and some crazy drink that you're actually supposed to mix with alcohol.  While they all work eventually, there's still that initial do ... More >>

  • News

    December 22, 2011

    Miami's top news stories of 2011

    Dude, where's my city? Miami wakes up with a pounding headache.

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2011

    Art Basel Bingo 2011: Play Along!

    ​Back in March, we debuted Ultra Bingo. The exploration of a subculture through a game of chance was more enjoyable that we thought it would be, so why not apply it to another major Miami event? So here you have it, Basel Bingo!Like its Ultra cousin, Basel Bingo is packed with (stereotypical) stu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 25, 2011

    Black Friday Endurance Shopping: A Nutritional Plan for Optimal Performance

    Black Friday deals this year will be even better than usual. According to Bloomberg, if customers bought everything on the Toys "R" Us circular this year, they would save $12,500, up from $11,000 last year. Stores are opening earlier, giving you and the other ravenous holiday deal shoppers even more ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 21, 2011

    Kings of Leon's Jared Followill Crashes SUV into Neighbor's Garage

    The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas, Flickr​Truth or Dare bylaws clearly state that a person who's dared to do something must oblige. If they don't, they're labeled a pussy for life. Last night, Kings of Leon bassist and Truth or Dare purist Jared Followill ran his SUV into a neighbor's home after bei ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 13, 2011

    Just When Chad Henne Finally Gets His Shit Together, the Fins D Gets Reamed

    TAWMMY BRADY IS FACKIN' GAWD!! LET'S GO SAWX!!​All the talk before this season began was how Chad Henne and the Miami Dolphins offense was just a massive pile of deer shit. But when Henne started things off last night's season opener against the New England Patriots by leading the Fins on a 12-pla ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2011

    Highlights From the Comments Section: Everyone Hates Muslims Edition

    ​Sure, the Tea Party may be economically illiterate and prone to asking stupid questions of important people, but if its pols are booted out of office in 2012, it won't be because of poor communication. Those online commenters are really on their collective game. They hunt in packs, like wolves, o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 13, 2011

    Baby Anchovies to Pure MSG: Unique Items From the Japanese Market

    You may have sampled Chef Michio's delicious and well priced sushi at the Japanese Market, in North Bay Village, but have you ever actually bought anything there? Sure, you could go with standards like rice or sake, but dig a little deeper and you can find unique items like these that you won't find ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 5, 2011

    Troy Kurtz's Ten Essential Tips for Summer Clubbing

    Photo by Rudy DubouéSurvive summer with Troy Kurtz.​The morning after some serious partying, you wake up totally confused because your lips are pasted shut and you've literally been dreaming about the sweat on a glass of cold water. Yours eardrums are KO-ed from last night's bass, and it sounds l ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 15, 2011

    South Florida Has A Winning Team: Men's Beach Soccer

    Courtesy of Erich KuhnkeFlorida Beach Soccer's Ben Astorga, a former member of the U.S. Beach Soccer National Team, got nine stitches in his face before the final match.​We get it already -- the Heat lost. It was sad. But another team has been defending Miami's honor, and these guys actually won a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 25, 2011

    Interpreting LeBron James and Dwyane Wade's Post-Game Outfits

    ​First off: Is there any better evidence that the Miami Heat's Big Three is really a two-headed beast than the fact that Dwyane Wade and LeBron James always hold a tandem press conference with Chris Bosh later speaking to reporters alone? If this team is a circus, Wade and LeBron are the tight ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 18, 2011

    Gas Station Workout, Diet, Wins Worldwide Popularity

    Camille LambFrancisco has energy for hours thanks to his gas station game plan.​Gas prices are so high these days, many of us feel like beating up the pump when it's done tallying up our tabs. But we can't do much damage to those LCD screens with flappy, impotent little biceps and the pep of salte ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 10, 2011

    Dada 5000 Fights at FIU Campus, Announces End of Backyard Fights

    Andy HernandezDada 5000 gears up for second fight.​Dhafir Harris, aka Dada 5000, is back in the MMA ring this Saturday night. The Perrine Spartan is the second headline match for the Mixed Fighting Alliance's event at the U.S. Century Bank Arena located in the south campus of Florida International ... More >>

  • Music

    December 30, 2010

    Best parties for New Year's Eve 2011

    Andy HernandezDada 5000 gears up for second fight.​Dhafir Harris, aka Dada 5000, is back in the MMA ring this Saturday night. The Perrine Spartan is the second headline match for the Mixed Fighting Alliance's event at the U.S. Century Bank Arena located in the south campus of Florida International ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 3, 2010

    Miami Central's Quest for First State Title Continues Tonight Against South Dade

    Michael MillerCentral running back Devonta Freeman breaks free last Friday​Win the division? Check. Knock-off Northwestern? Check.There's not much left between Miami Central High School and its first-ever state football title. The Rockets trounced their arch-rivals last week to earn a spot in the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 24, 2010

    After Braving World's Biggest Clusterf%&k, Riptide Wins Audience With Muhammad Ali

    You might be surprised at what he had to say about LeBron. Anybody who believes reporters are free-thinkers has not seen us when we get in a herd. We get our cattle-brain on in locker rooms, press conferences--and at last night's much-hyped re-opening of South Beach's famed 5th St. Gym, with i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 27, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Heard What We Said About His Acting Ability

    On Tuesday we sized up Dwyane Wade's acting ability based on his latest commercial for Gatorade's G Series Live. Well, Men's Health saw the post and happened to have had Dwyane Wade swoop by their offices yesterday. Apparently they think we said LeBron James is a better actor than Wade (which is not ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 25, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Goes Undercover as Nerd in Gatorade Ad

    ​Adopting an alter-ego for a commercial is a time honored tradition amongst NBA players. There was Larry Johnson's Grandma Ma, Penny Hardaway's Lil Penny, and of course LeBron James' multi-personality turn in Nike's "The LeBrons" commercials. Now Dwyane Wade has joined the tradition, shilling ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 20, 2010

    Q&A with DJ EFN; Charity Event with ¡Mayday! at Transit Lounge Tonight

    ​¡Mayday! has a monthly gig at Transit Lounge where they host the night for one Friday each month. Well, that Friday is tonight. But this particular night at Transit will be extra special as the event will double up as a charity drive in support of Miami's homeless population. Live music featurin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 20, 2010

    Roach Coaches: Miami's Original Food Trucks

    Photo by Christina Staalstrom​With the surge of mobile food in the Miami area, it's easy to forget the" Roach Coaches" that stop at construction sites and building parking lots throughout the day to offer beverages, snacks, baked goods and hot food for bargain prices.Evelyn Garcia owns and operate ... More >>

  • News

    July 29, 2010

    ILLEGAL from Terry Greene Sterling

    Read a penetrating chapter from former Phoenix New Times investigative reporter Terry Greene Sterling's book: ILLEGAL: Life and Death in Arizona's Immigration War Zone.

  • Blogs

    May 26, 2010

    Naturally, Gatorade Joins Natural Drink Craze

    ​Gatorade was created back in 1965 by several "scientists" at the university of Florida, according to the company's website. After speaking with football coaches about the problem of dehydration, "researchers then took their findings into the lab, and scientifically formulated a new, precisely ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 11, 2010

    How to Go Into Business With Dwyane Wade if You're 20 and Live With Your Parents: Without His Permission!

    Photo by Jacob Katel​Corporations like Gatorade, T-Mobile, and Nike have paid many millions of dollars to go into business with Heat demi-God Dwyane Wade. But what of the little man? Shouldn't everybody, even if they live with their parents in South Miami, be able to partner with an NBA supe ... More >>

  • Calendar

    January 7, 2010

    We’ll Call It Playground Redemption

    Photo by Jacob Katel​Corporations like Gatorade, T-Mobile, and Nike have paid many millions of dollars to go into business with Heat demi-God Dwyane Wade. But what of the little man? Shouldn't everybody, even if they live with their parents in South Miami, be able to partner with an NBA supe ... More >>

  • News

    July 30, 2009

    Million Dollar Maybe

    Christina Swanson could be a champ again. Too bad few have the guts to face her.

  • News

    May 21, 2009

    Heartbreak at 45 MPH

    Scenes from the life of a racing greyhound.

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2009

    Boobs, tunes, and soul food: Bubba Clinton's guide to Miami

    Ah, the life of an ex-president. When the wife isn't unleashing you like an aging attack froodle on this or that Junior Senator in pursuit of her master plan, it's actually pretty serene. Flying to and fro in private jets; staying in the world's finest hotels in every locale; getting paid $100,000 t ... More >>

  • News

    December 11, 2008

    Can a Kimbo Slice Protégé Become a Ghetto Superstar?

    Whatever the outcome, Dhafir Harris does it with no fear.

  • Calendar

    June 26, 2008

    Backstop Man

    The Marlins are banking on first-rounder Kyle Skipworth.

  • Blogs

    February 4, 2008

    Super Bowl Ads: The Best and Worst

    The Marlins are banking on first-rounder Kyle Skipworth.

  • Film

    January 31, 2008

    Lousy Movie

    Spartan laughs to be had in this lackluster parody.

  • News

    October 4, 2007

    Miami’s Merman Is One of the Fastest Swimmers in the World

    Clocking in at three meters a second, this Cuban rafter aims to be world champ

  • Dining

    January 11, 2007

    Fast-Food Children

    Making school lunches healthy is an uphill battle

  • News

    August 24, 2006

    Iron Twin

    A Colombian boxer, training in the subtropics, squares off for a championship

  • News

    July 27, 2006

    Tour de Dope

    A Miami rider broke from the pack and admitted to drug use in cycling

  • News

    March 23, 2006

    High-Wire Hunt

    He climbed. He saw. He hasn't yet conquered the mystery of his missing brother.

  • News

    November 24, 2005

    21,000 Code Citations Can't Be Wrong

    Three years into the Magic City's battle against illegal minutiae, residents want to know: quality of life? Whose?

  • Dining

    June 29, 2000

    Franks for the Memories

    Various concessions at Pro Player Stadium

  • News

    March 23, 2000

    A Portable Feast

    In the world of the lunchero, the food is hot, the drinks are cold, and the turf wars are downright dangerous

  • News

    November 26, 1998

    Of Gridirons and Gunshots

    The Greater Miami Pop Warner Football League struggles to control itself

  • Music

    February 19, 1992

    Noble Deeds

    Good Rockin' Johnny and the Wiseguys say Lynne me your ears

  • News

    December 11, 1991

    Got Their Mojo Working

    Good Rockin' Johnny and the Wiseguys say Lynne me your ears

  • News

    September 25, 1991

    The Strange Case of the Driveway That Never Got Built

    When the president of the Latin Quarter Association wanted a new driveway, he went straight to the top. The rest is mystery.

  • News

    October 31, 1990

    Booze You Can Lose

    When the president of the Latin Quarter Association wanted a new driveway, he went straight to the top. The rest is mystery.

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