Last Friday, The New York Times published a piece called "South Beach Without the Beach," touting the area's "underground" spots. If Crossfade had edited the piece, we would have given it the headline "Places Where New Yorkers Go When They Aren't In New York" or "A Lesson in Faux-thenticity."
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Read also "Best of Miami 2012 - Best Weekly Party: Peachfuzz at the Garret" and "Jacuzzi Boys Headed to Europe for 26-City Tour."
Ah, the weekly party. We here at Crossfade were worried that it was going the way of the dodo.
That's not to say there aren't great club events to go out to every week ... More >>
See the full 30-photo Sebadoh at Grand Central slideshow.
With Jacuzzi Boys and Plains
Grand Central, Miami
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Better Than: "Brand New Love" on a boat.
Less than 24 hours before setting sail aboard the first-ever Weezer Cruise,
totally essential alternative t ... More >>
The Sundance Film Festival is 'round the corner. In less than a week, thousands of movie industry folks will turn Park City, Utah, into an indie flick auction house, outbidding one another in name of independent film, binge-drinking their way from invite-only party to invite-only party, and colle ... More >>
Show your devotion to the Boys.For the last 68 days, local rock messiahs Jacuzzi Boys have been Glazin' across nation, delivering the good word to 35 bastions of unfettered heathenism from New Orleans to Austin, Detroit, Brooklyn, Nashville, and beyond.
But now, having converted a sufficient nu ... More >>
Diego?! Is that you?A couple of weeks ago, we here at Crossfade were delighted to discover a new vid for the Jacuzzi Boys' "Glazin'," starring a bunch of singing vaginas.
That's right, actual female genitals, shaved and dressed up to look like the Boys' singer Gabriel Alcala, bassist Danny Gon ... More >>
Gabriel?! Is that you?Whoa! Have you ever noticed how much Jacuzzi Boys singer-slash-guitarist Gabriel Alcala resembles a set of female genitals with googly eyes and long hair?
Well, neither had Crossfade until we watched a new vid for "Glazin'," the totally rad title track off the Boys' recent ... More >>
We've featured a ton of blogs here on Short Order, but here's one for the boys that we couldn't help but leak. Baseball, liquor, some literature (for the smart, sensitive types), and more booze. Piqued your interest? Read on.Rather new to the blogging world, David Gonzalez of Cabinet Beer Basebal ... More >>
When it comes to music from Miami, all of the big names are either Gloria Estefan or rappers. Who's got time for rock 'n' roll when you've got a city full of people constantly blasting the trap-rap bangers of Rick Ross, dancing in the street to the Latin-tinged hip-hop of Pitbull, or jiggling the ... More >>
Florida's Dying head honcho Rich Evans.Rich Evans started his record label, Florida's Dying, in his ex-girlfriend's apartment "because he was bored." And since 2005, the project has kept him entertained, becoming a pillar (alongside labels like Hozac and Woodsist) of the 2000s garage rock explosi ... More >>
Jacuzzi Boys, Psychic Mirrors, Teepee, and Feathers
April 9, 2011
Better Than: A show with twice as many bands and half as many people.
As far as shows at Churchill's go, last night's show was a near perfect one. Save for some unnecessary bromantic tension in the mosh pit, there ... More >>
Evan Davies' FacebookThe Jacuzzi Boys have definitely made it big.
You know why we know this? Not because they have a live album out on Jack White's Third Man Records. And not because they just got back from a monthlong American tour. But because they've got a performance featured on WFMU. Ga ... More >>
The six dudes of Davila 666. Davila 666
With Love Handles, Snakehole, Heartstrings, and Ticks
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Better Than: Christian Bale's Masshole accent.The (and we mean the) Puerto Ricans who rock 'n' roll, Davila 666, performed at Churchill's Pub for the second time ... More >>
Photo by Ian WitlenTy Segall.See the full Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party slideshow.
Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party
With Black Lips, Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Vivian Girls, Thee Oh Sees, Strange Boys, Surfer Blood, Ty Segall, Turbo Fruits, and Jacuzzi Boys
Thursday, February 24, 2011
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Gabriel Alcala's hair of Jacuzzi Boys.Jacuzzi Boys and Beings
Miami Art Museum
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Better than: Another smooth jazz concert in the sculpture garden.
The Review: Why can't our cursed subtropical weather just cooperate for one fucking minute? It's like anytime someone's se ... More >>
Jacuzzi Boys - Smells Dead from John McSwain on Vimeo.Just a couple weeks before an extensive national tour that will keep them on the road for two months, the Jacuzzi Boys have released this new video for "Smells Dead." In a sign of the band's growing national cred, the director here is John McSwai ... More >>
via myspace.com/jacuzziboysThe Jacuzzi Boys With Boise Bob and His Backyard Band Radio-Active Records, Fort Lauderdale Friday, December 18, 2009Better Than: Being waist-deep in one of them hot tubs with water jets.The Review:The crowd came to Radio-Active Records this past Friday f ... More >>
Reno 911 via Flickrcc Art imitating life?OK, so you're a thieving former prostitute breaking into a few cars. You smash some windows with your elbows and look for goodies you can flip quickly on the street -- a cell phone, a GPS, whatever.
Question: What get-away vehicle do you choose if you wan ... More >>