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April 30, 2012
Brew at the Zoo: Miami Homebrew, Alien Ant Farm and Four Loko Hats (Photos)
View more photos of Brew at the Zoo here.How did you spend your weekend? Drinking delicious beer and letting loose, hopefully, like the folks at Brew at the Zoo on Saturday night.They weren't waterlogged,.Alien Ant Farm thrashed the stage while several thousand people swarmed the beer tents every wh ... More >>
Blogs
December 15, 2011
DJ Khaled's "I'm On One": Five Reasons Why It Was 2011's Most Miami-Tastic Music Video
The Metromover's THE BEST!Pitchfork just declared "I'm On One"-- DJ Khaled's melancholy baller anthem featuring Drake, Lil Wayne, and Rick Ross -- one of the ten best tracks of 2011. That's fine. But how could they not mention the video? As Miamians, when we watched this vid, we felt as if our ... More >>
Blogs
October 3, 2011
Four Loko Has the Alcohol Content of Four Beers, According to the FTC
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) announced today that Four Loko maker Phusion Products, LLC has agreed to relabel its frat-boy-friendly beverages to reflect the actual alcohol content in every can -- which roughly translates to "a shitload of booze."According to the FTC, "one can of ... More >>
Music
July 14, 2011
Sade at BankAtlantic Center July 15 and American Airlines Arena July 16
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) announced today that Four Loko maker Phusion Products, LLC has agreed to relabel its frat-boy-friendly beverages to reflect the actual alcohol content in every can -- which roughly translates to "a shitload of booze."According to the FTC, "one can of ... More >>
Blogs
July 7, 2011
El Carajo: Almost As Expensive As Sra. Martinez!
All photos by Laine Doss Keep walking past the pumps, the gum and the condoms to find the restaurant.Few Miamians probably know that "el carajo," translates to the crow's nest of a Spanish Gallion. Almost everyone knows, however, that it is slang for almost anything too far away ... More >>
Blogs
June 17, 2011
Krazy Locos, Florida's Most Redundant Gang, Gets 237 Years in Prison for Murder, Drugs
Krazy Locos 23-year-old leader Jonathan Gonzalez, sentenced to 135 years in prison yesterdaySouth Florida gangs are a ruthless and bloody bunch, whose names strike fear into the hearts of their enemies. Lately, however, those names have gone bilingual. And redundant.Six members of the Lake Worth- ... More >>
News
May 19, 2011
Vote Luther Campbell for mayor
Krazy Locos 23-year-old leader Jonathan Gonzalez, sentenced to 135 years in prison yesterdaySouth Florida gangs are a ruthless and bloody bunch, whose names strike fear into the hearts of their enemies. Lately, however, those names have gone bilingual. And redundant.Six members of the Lake Worth- ... More >>
Blogs
May 11, 2011
Crossfade's Got Jobs! Apply to Become a Professional Music Writer
Be like Lester Bangs. Write about music. And get paid for it.OK, so we were joking about the professional part. There are no suits and ties in the Crossfade office. And we don't carry a briefcase unless it's full of Four Loko. But we do got jobs! And if you wanna write about music and get paid f ... More >>
Blogs
May 4, 2011
LeBron James Gets into the Energy Business with Dissolvable Caffeine Strips
LeBron James wants to be respected just as much in the boardroom as he is on the ball court, but his latest business venture doesn't seem like a sure slam dunk. A business co-founded by James introduced a line of disolvable strips that pack as much caffeine as a cup of coffee today. Sounds like a ... More >>
Blogs
April 29, 2011
Brew At The Zoo: Get Your Treasure Map Here!
Photo by JipsyAll good pirates need a map to lead them to golden treasures. Brew at the Zoo's treasures, like pirate's booty, are golden in color and sought by many. The only difference is that you can drink this bounty. Almost 50 tents will serve up beers and libations including Sam Adams, Grols ... More >>
Calendar
April 21, 2011
Guinness with Guerrillas
Photo by JipsyAll good pirates need a map to lead them to golden treasures. Brew at the Zoo's treasures, like pirate's booty, are golden in color and sought by many. The only difference is that you can drink this bounty. Almost 50 tents will serve up beers and libations including Sam Adams, Grols ... More >>
Blogs
March 23, 2011
Top Five Cheesy Snacks From the '90s
Via MrKolby Four Loko? Ha! This was far more dangerous.Ah, the '90s. The era when we were but aspartame-inhaling, hydrogenated-oil-guzzling kiddies. Back then, we thought playing in the Ronald McDonald playhouse was hygienically advisable and Fruit Roll-Ups were an appropriate example to bring ... More >>
Blogs
February 28, 2011
WVUM Still Working Toward That Woodie!
Sebastian the Ibis insists: "Vote now, mofo!"Sadly, FIU's Radiate FM went soft in the second-to-last round of MTV's marathon contest for best college radio station in the nation. So they're out. Thanks to WVUM 90.5 FM, though, Miami can continue to dream about bringing home a big beautiful Woo ... More >>
Blogs
February 25, 2011
Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party at Grand Central, February 24
Photo by Ian WitlenTy Segall.See the full Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party slideshow. Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party With Black Lips, Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Vivian Girls, Thee Oh Sees, Strange Boys, Surfer Blood, Ty Segall, Turbo Fruits, and Jacuzzi Boys Grand Central Thursday, February 24, 2011 ... More >>
Blogs
December 31, 2010
Mugshots Friday: Santa Got Booked In Miami
Have you spent the last week wondering why that plate of cookies went untouched and your stocking was bereft of swag? No, it's not because Santa found out about your massive Medicare fraud; Ol' Saint Nick's just got his own problems with Johnny Law. For Mugshot Friday's very special holiday week, ... More >>
Music
December 30, 2010
Best parties for New Year's Eve 2011
Have you spent the last week wondering why that plate of cookies went untouched and your stocking was bereft of swag? No, it's not because Santa found out about your massive Medicare fraud; Ol' Saint Nick's just got his own problems with Johnny Law. For Mugshot Friday's very special holiday week, ... More >>
Blogs
December 28, 2010
Playboy Magazine and Lil Jon Gonna Get Sprung at Cameo for New Year's Eve
Lil Jon is alive and well. Ditto, crunk.There have been rumors that Playboy is going out business, and Hugh Hefner's empire of fake tits and airbrushed cellulite would wither away like the editor's wrinkly wiener after the Viagra's worn off. There was also a rumor that Lil Jon suffered a mild he ... More >>
Blogs
December 15, 2010
David Letterman Rips Jets' Trip-happy Coach in Top Ten List
Jets strength training coach Sal Alosi has already been fined and suspended for the trip seen 'round the world. Though, it's likely he'll never be able to totally live it down completely. While sports blogs, ESPN talking heads, and, of course, Channing Crowder have already ripped into the guy, la ... More >>
News
December 9, 2010
Five SoFla projects that have snorted our taxes
Jets strength training coach Sal Alosi has already been fined and suspended for the trip seen 'round the world. Though, it's likely he'll never be able to totally live it down completely. While sports blogs, ESPN talking heads, and, of course, Channing Crowder have already ripped into the guy, la ... More >>
Blogs
December 6, 2010
From 'Cat Killer' Probe to New Marlins Stadium: 5 Biggest Wastes of Taxpayer Money in 2010
We all love baseball, but did we all really have to pay for a new stadium when Marlins owners had plenty of cash on hand?Anger over public spending is all the rage these days. Unemployment checks? Undeserved. The Obama stimulus plan? An abomination. Now Carlos Alvarez is facing a fierce recall c ... More >>
Blogs
November 23, 2010
Feeling Broke and Murderous? Try Whacking Some Lionfish While on Vacation
via bbc.co.ukLost your job? Vent on some invasive lionfish - and get paid for it!Just when you think God has forgotten about South Florida, he goes and completely makes up for it by sending hordes of hideous lionfish our way.We know what you're thinking: But Riptide, isn't that a bad thing?Not if ... More >>
Blogs
November 19, 2010
25 People, Animals or Things We'd Rather See Play QB Than Tyler Thigpen
Last night, in perhaps the most dire example of the Marino Curse ever, the Miami Dolphins suffered only their second shutout on their home field in the past 40 years in a 16-0 pummeling by the Chicago Bears. Yes, with Brandon Marshall went out with a hamstring injury. And, yes, the coaching was part ... More >>
Blogs
November 17, 2010
Four Loko Will Live On Without Caffeine
via SeiBeiFollowing reports that the FDA will effectively ban the sale of alcoholic drinks with caffeine the makers of Four Loko have announced that they are removing all caffeine, taurine, and guarana from their drinks. So people across the country will still be able to buy 23.5 ounces of highly ... More >>
Blogs
November 17, 2010
Four(01K) Loko: A New Times Guide to Gaming the Recession
Can You Say, "Retirement Fund"?These days, Miami is a steaming pile of ultra-high unemployment, corruption, and bullsh*t promises to "change the system" or "get rid of politics as usual."Yet, amid this chaotic crap heap there are opportunities for turning a serious profit. But you've got to act q ... More >>
Blogs
November 16, 2010
The FDA is Set to Ban Four Loko in a Defeat of Capitalism and Freedom
In a treacherous blow to the personal freedoms of Americans and Capitalism itself the FDA is expected to ban the sale of caffeinated alcohol drinks as soon as next week. Yes, alcohol and caffeine, two perfectly legal and widely available substances will not be allowed to be sold together in one can. ... More >>
Blogs
November 4, 2010
UM Plasters Campus in Anti-Four Loko Flyers
Four Loko, the caffeinated magically demented booze in a can, has already made headline news on the University of Miami student newspaper, and now concerned administrators are plastering the campus in anti-Loko flyers warning apparently dumb college kids that, no, downing numerous 23.5-ounce cans of ... More >>
Blogs
October 28, 2010
Guns! Prostitution! MURDER! This New Ron Klein Spot Is the Scariest Ad Of the Year
photo by Roy Lister via Wikimedia CommonsThis guy hearts Allen West and will murder you, says Ron Klein. (Yes, we know this is a Hell's Angel. There are no free Outlaw pictures on the interwebs.)A political race has obviously gone off the deep end when its attack ads are easily confused with prom ... More >>

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