Florida Gators

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    September 18, 2014

    Gators Fan Offers To Pick Up Batch Gastropub Tab If Team Beats Crimson Tide

    If the Jameis Winston saga unfolding at Florida State University has soured your taste for college football in general, one Gator fan wants to help you forget, for a moment, how college football leeches insane amounts of credibility from universities across the country. Frank Coto, whose LinkedIn ... More >>

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    June 20, 2014

    NCAA Recruiting Scandal Pits Miami Hurricanes Versus Florida Gators

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special online edition, Luke opines about the Miami Hurricanes and Florida Gators getting caught up in another college football controver ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 7, 2014

    Phantom Pisser Terrorizes University of Florida Students

    What ever happened to those decals of Calvin pissing on things? Back in the 90s, if your F-150 wasn't emblazoned with cartoon character mischievously urinating on [another truck company's name/a pictorial version of an abstract concept/your least-favorite sports team's logo] you didn't believe in an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 9, 2013

    Hurricanes Move Up to 15th in AP Poll (Game and Tailgate Video)

    The Miami Hurricanes moved up to number 15 in the AP poll this morning, the best showing in recent history. The University of Florida Gators, who they took down in exciting fashion Saturday -- after an epic Tailgate the likes of which probably won't be seen in Florida for years (see video), dropped ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 6, 2013

    Ten Best Music-Related Things Under $10 to Do in Miami This Weekend

    "Weekends were made for R&R," said no one ever. Truth is, weekends were made for partying, boozing, dancing, and waking up the next morning with a pineapple on your night stand, asking yourself, "What the hell happened last night?" You'll be scratching your head all day trying to figure out the st ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 5, 2013

    Miami vs. UF: Jamie DeRosa, Ralph Pagano Host Tailgatepalooza at Sun Life Stadium Saturday

    On Saturday, September 7, two of Florida's most talented will battle it out for glory at Sun Life Stadium. Oh, and afterward there's a football game between the Florida Gators and Miami Hurricanes.

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    August 29, 2013

    FAU's Student Magazine Is Really Blunt About Their Football Team's Chances Against Miami

    College football season is finally upon us. Frat boys are scouring Party City for the perfect shade of body paint. Sorority girls are looking up ways on Pinterest to artfully cut up free pep rally t-shirts into mid-riff baring tanks. Students everywhere are stocking up on Natty Lite. Excitement is r ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 15, 2013

    Former NFL Player Monty Ray Grow Left Toddler in a Tampa Bay Strip Club Parking Lot

    Monty Ray Grow spent two years in the NFL with the Jacksonville Jaguars and Kansas City Chiefs, and spent his college years with the Florida Gators. He spent last night in jail. The former footballer was arrested after leaving a three-year-old girl in a car while he went into the Diamond Dolls str ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 5, 2012

    Video: Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Lip Dub "Call Me Maybe" in Bikinis

    As if Carly Rae Jepsen's perfect little pop tune "Call Me Maybe" wasn't already set to become the song of the summer, the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders have come along to help bounce it in that direction. Yeah, there's certainly a lot of bouncing going on in this video.While on location in the Dominic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2012

    Miami, FAU Announce Three-Year Football Series

    In a series that is sure to have Howard Schnellenberger enthusiasts and probably a small handful of others excited, the University of Miami has announced it will play FAU in a three-year series between 2013 and 2016. The series will take the Hurricanes to the recently completed FAU Stadium in Boca R ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 4, 2011

    Florida Gators' Dominique Easley Allegedly Attacked Alabama Alum Reggie Myles After Game

    ​College football players getting into fights on the field? It happens. College football players getting into fights in their downtime? Yeah, it happens too. College football players attacking former players of the opposing team immediately after a game? That has allegedly happened too, now.  ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2011

    Carole Crist Privately Asked if Charlie Should Run for Governor As a Democrat

    ​Florida's own Lady Macbeth, Carole Crist, apparently isn't a big fan of being just a simple trial lawyer's wife. She married a superstar politician after all, so maybe it's no surprise she's privately asking about the possibility of hubby Charlie Crist making a return to politics -- this time, ho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 21, 2011

    FIU First, Ave Maria Law School Dead Last in Florida Bar Exam Passage Rate. University of Miami Stinks.

    Ave Maria, Florida. Ave Maria's law school is now located in nearby Naples.​Debate rages over whether FIU has displaced UM as the best football team in Florida. But legally speaking, the Golden Panthers are pantsing the 'Canes left and right.FIU sits atop the table for this summer's bar exam, beat ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 7, 2011

    Sports Poll: Only 22 Percent of Floridians Like LeBron, Gators Are Favorite Team

    Finally a political polling firm has decided to poll on something other than politics. Public Policy Polling surveyed Floridians on another contentious topic: sports. The poll shows LeBron James isn't exactly that popular in his new state, while Florida's favorite pro team is the Tampa Bay Bucc ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 21, 2011

    Gators Coach Will Muschamp Disses Hurricanes

    ​Barring some sort of bowl matchup, the Florida Gators and the Miami Hurricanes won't meet again on the football field until 2013, but the two programs are always locked in an intense recruiting war for players and, occasionally, personnel. Wide receivers coach Aubrey Hill was one of the few staff ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2011

    Al Golden is a Lot Better at Smooth Talking Recruits' Moms Than Will Muschamp

    ​Last Friday, touted quarterback Jacoby Brissett made a somewhat head scratching decision to sign with the Florida Gators over the Miami Hurricanes, and his mother is not happy about it. Both schools have new coaches, but apparently Al Golden has his mother-wooing game on lock, while Will Muschamp ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 23, 2010

    "Firstness": Insane Florida Woman Already Camping Out for Black Friday Sales

    ​Oh, you've got your comfiest sneakers ready. You're going to bed at 4 p.m. on Thanksgiving afternoon and planning on waking up 6 hours later. You want to be the first Floridian in line for the annual jubilee of capitalism known as "Black Friday." Too late. Somewhere in a St. Petersburg parking lo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 4, 2010

    North Miami Beach Senior High on Lockdown After Robbery Attempt

    ​In today's news roundup: A local high school is on lock down, not one but two separate incidents of Carbon Monoxide poisoning sent 13 people to hospitals, a deadly crash on I95 kills two, while a boat crash near Haulover Marina send a woman to the hospital. The only good news in today's news wrap ... More >>

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    July 29, 2010
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    May 26, 2010

    Former Dolphins and Gators Player Jarvis Williams Dies of Heart Attack

    ​Jarvis Williams, a former player for both the Miami Dolphins and Florida Gators, has died at 45 of a heart attack, reports the Sun-Sentinel.A Palatka, Florida native, Williams led his high school football team to a state championship, and then became a stand-out cornerback with the Florida Gators ... More >>

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    April 29, 2010
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    April 28, 2010

    Could the Hurricanes Be Headed to an Expanded SEC?

    ​College athletic conferences are always finding new and exciting ways to further screw with the already tortured fabric of college football. The Big Ten has been talking for so long about expanding to 12 in order to get a championship game that we're surprised it hasn't happened. N ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2010

    Hurricanes Football Coach Randy Shannon Deserves a New Contract

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Courtstand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has a message for the University of Miami: Give Randy Shannon a new contract!The University of Miami is not playing fair with ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2009

    Canes Debut on AP Poll at 20, FSU Knocked Off

    The AP poll is out, and the Miami Hurricanes are a ranked team once again, while the Florida State Seminoles have been totally knocked off from their former 18th spot. Meanwhile, the Hurricanes' next three opponents line up one after another in the poll, with Oklahoma at 13, Virginia Tech at 14 ... More >>

  • News

    September 3, 2009

    Work Stinks: Happy Labor Day!

    Clean up other people's bodily fluids and get stiffed. It's your freakin' job.

  • Blogs

    June 3, 2009

    I Want To Gradulate Corrine Brown On Her Possible Senate Bid

    Rep. Corrine Brown strikes me as a relatively fearless politician. Which is why it's not out of character that she's thrown her hat in as a possible candidate for the Democratic nomination for Florida's open senate seat, even if it means challenging front runner, family friend, and colleag ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 2, 2009

    Pahokee's Latest Football Superstar Tased, Arrested in Gainesville

    Back in January, we brought you the story of Janoris Jenkins, the latest in a staggering list of football superstars to emerge from the small towns around Lake Okeechobee, about 80 miles northwest of Miami. Like Fred Taylor and Anquan Boldin before him, Jenkins joined the pantheon of football greats ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2009

    UM Baseball: Down and Out

    The Miami Hurricane baseball team traditionally wears white baseball cleats at the College World Series in Omaha. But in this year, the Canes will save the money needed to purchase 31 pairs. On Sunday, the Florida Gators ended the team's season with a 16-5 win in Gainesville. Starting pitcher Ide ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 31, 2009

    UM Baseball Locke(d) Down

      The image of Miami Hurricane reliever Rene Guerra's glove getting knocked off of his hand by a crushed line-drive à la Charlie Brown perfectly summarized the Florida Gators' crushing victory Saturday. Briefly, and it was very brief, the Canes held a 2-0 lead, but the Gators rallied and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 4, 2009

    Hurricanes Baseball: Shut down and shut out by URI

    Maybe it was a natural let-down after thoroughly dominating the 12th ranked Florida Gators over the weekend. Perhaps it was the fact that Qdoba provided the pre-game meal, which can't possibly be good per-game chow. Or maybe URI pitcher Eric Smith is just that great. Whatever the reason, the Rh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2009

    Rocketman Nelson Bets His Pipes on BCS Bowl

    Friendly bets on sporting games by officeholders is a hallowed tradition in which headline-hungry politicians make cheap bids for soft coverage. San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom recently got a nice batch of stone crab claws from Miami Mayor Manny Diaz when the Hurricanes lost the Emerald Bowl to Cal ... More >>

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    December 24, 2008

    The Emerald Bowl Ain't That Exciting

    Your weekly football fix won't come until this weekend, but since Riptide will be quite quiet the rest of the week we'll be doing our trademarked very informative Football previews today!The Emerald Bowl: Miami Hurricanes vs California Golden Bears, Saturday Dec 27th 8pm on ESPNThe last time anyon ... More >>

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    December 10, 2008

    UM Football Players: Not as Brainy as Gators or Noles

    This season, the Miami Hurricanes came out way behind their in-state rivals, UF and FSU, by most on-the-field standards, losing to both teams. Now here's a little salt for those wounds: Both the Noles and the Gators made Higher Ed Watch's Top 25 for academic achievement, while the Canes went unranke ... More >>

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    October 7, 2008
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    September 5, 2008

    Canes vs. Gators, Wowza!

    It's college football's best part-time rivalry, Miami Hurricanes versus Florida Gators -- but the Gators have been left with out a win since 1985. The last time the teams played was New Year's Eve 2004 in the Peach Bowl. This time though the tables are turned as the Gators are the fifth best team in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 28, 2008

    Hurricanes Make Their Dolphin Stadium Debut Tonight

    via Dolphin Stadium Randy Shannon probably would have scheduled a pee wee football team as the opponent in the Hurricanes' Dolphin Stadium debut tonight if he could have gotten away with it. Instead they're facing FCS (formerly known as Division I-AA) team Charleston Southern. The CSU Bucaneers are ... More >>

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