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Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission

  • Recreation

    May 13, 2004

    BEST PLACE TO BIRDWATCH

    Frog Pond Wildlife Management Area

  • News

    June 4, 2009

    Swamped

    Saving the Glades could mean screwing these guys.

  • Blogs

    February 27, 2009

    Croc Problem To Be Solved With A Role of Tape and Some Magnets

    crocodile magnet via Great Russian GiftsThe Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has come up with a interesting plan to keep Crocodiles out of the waters behind residential communities. They'll be taping magnets to their head. By attaching magnets to each side of their heads some resear ... More >>

  • News

    March 5, 2009

    Letters from the Issue of March 5, 2009

    "Let him foolishly make money off of these animals, and we'll mop up the mess when something tragic finally happens."

  • News

    December 25, 2008

    Hog Huntin' in the Glades

    A lost art or a horrible slaughter? It's all in the eye of the hunter.

  • News

    August 14, 2008

    The Iguana Huntress

    Tired of those pesky reptiles? Here's one answer.

  • News

    January 3, 2008

    Pastor Targets Corruption

    Simon Graves wants to dunk crooked pols.

  • News

    September 13, 2007

    Tigers, Cougars, and More in the Back Yard

    Miami's feline fringe is a vanishing breed

  • News

    August 23, 2007

    A Fish-Stomping Spree

    "Somebody stomping on a fish — it doesn't make sense how she would perceive that as abusive"

  • News

    December 22, 2005

    Piece Out

    Like the Messiah, whose birth we celebrate this week, and also Prince, The Bitch would die for you

  • News

    May 5, 2005

    Miami Gun Rhapsody

    Who's packing heat in the Magic City? You don't have to conceal your curiosity a second longer

  • News

    July 29, 2004

    Current Events

    Who's packing heat in the Magic City? You don't have to conceal your curiosity a second longer

  • News

    April 22, 2004

    Valet Sharking

    No tips for the weary; swan-eating croc irks park

  • Calendar

    October 23, 2003

    "KILL 'EM"

    Loving moments at the World Series

  • News

    August 29, 2002

    Something From The X-Files

    They're calling the Asian snakehead "the Frankenfish"

  • News

    May 2, 2002

    Letters from the Issue of May 2, 2002

    Baseball been very very good to them

  • News

    April 11, 2002

    Hooked on Death

    When clueless tourist meets shameless skipper, it's a good bet there'll be blood on the docks

  • News

    August 23, 2001

    Letters to the Editor

    From the issue of August 23, 2001

  • News

    August 16, 2001

    Swimming with the Sharks

    An eight-year-old's severed arm and a broker's chewed-off leg aren't enough to convince Florida to ban interactive diving

  • News

    June 14, 2001

    Slaughter Alley

    Big dead cats in the middle of the road -- lots of them

  • Calendar

    August 19, 1999

    Snake It Up

    Snake Day

  • Blogs

    April 17, 2009

    As Economy Sinks, Boat Owners Abandon Ship Around Miami -- And We Pick Up the Tab

    The rusted prow of a 35-foot boat juts out of the water's edge in Maul Lake, a placid pool just a stone's throw from US-1 and 163rd Street. Its cabin windows are shattered, its hull is tangled with reeds and its roof is streaked with lime green spray paint.via Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation ... More >>

  • News

    April 30, 2009

    Ship Wrecked

    Boat owners drowning in the economy are sinking their ships by the dozens. We're all paying the price.

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2009

    Memo to Hog Hunters: Don't Hunt While Sick (Not That You Would)

    Words such as "Public Health Emergency" and "Global Pandemic" can awaken the dormant hypochondriac in the best of us. So when newspapers started using scary words to describe the swine flu yesterday, it occurred to Riptide that Florida has the second biggest wild hog population in the country. And t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 13, 2009

    Feds Bust Yacht Pimped Out With Endangered Animal Hides, Tusks

    Listen up, foreign billionaires who enjoy pimping out your pleasure yachts with the finest in endangered African animal skins: You might want to keep that luxury boat away from Florida.You won't find Acosta's pad decorated like this, apparently.Surrounded by stuffed lions, mounted, roaring tiger hea ... More >>

  • Calendar

    July 31, 2008

    Killin’ ’Em for Condos

    Listen up, foreign billionaires who enjoy pimping out your pleasure yachts with the finest in endangered African animal skins: You might want to keep that luxury boat away from Florida.You won't find Acosta's pad decorated like this, apparently.Surrounded by stuffed lions, mounted, roaring tiger hea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 15, 2009

    Bill Nelson Proposes a Giant Python-Killing Party in the Everglades

    In certain times and places in U.S. history, the answer to every political problem was probably "Let's get a bunch of guys with guns together and solve this." Nowadays, this idea seems to be seriously considered only in matters of Middle East diplomacy, but Florida Sen. Bill Nelson is suggesting a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 31, 2009

    Seventeen-Foot Python Caught in Okeechobee

    via Florida Fish & Wildlife​ Here's the giant snake that's on the front page of every local news website, so why not ours too? Slow news day. As part of the insane/awesome new government initiative to kill every Burmese python in the wild, this 17-footer was caught yesterda ... More >>

  • News

    September 3, 2009

    Glades Invaders

    It's too late to stop the pythons. The real question is, what's next?

  • Blogs

    September 15, 2009

    Scientists Worried Everglades Pythons Could Morph into Hybrid Man-Eating Monsters

    Last week, I wrote about a coalition of scientists trying to stop the next dangerous exotic invader from taking over the Everglades. via Wikimedia CommonsAt this point, it's probably just best to run and scream.​Dennis Giardina, a botanist who co-chairs the group, took me on a hunt for nile monito ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2009

    Hunters Push to Legalize Fishing Once-Endangered Goliath Grouper

    scuba diver via flicker cc​Shhhhhhhh. Listen to that. It's the sound of hundreds of feisty, cow-size fish making sweet, sweet love. Early October is the height of spawning season for goliath grouper, which means the rare floating horndogs are getting busy in Miami waters as we speak. In early fall ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 26, 2009

    Duck Soup? That Fowl on Your Plate Might Have Been Napped

    toshio via flickr cc​Mary, a straight-talking senior citizen, is the kind of woman who would jump in front of a car to save a family of ducklings. So you can imagine the sense of horror when -- lying in bed one night -- she heard the sound of a mother duck in pain. She snuck outside to investigate ... More >>

  • News

    October 29, 2009

    Miami Gardens residents claim suspicious man swiped their ducks

    toshio via flickr cc​Mary, a straight-talking senior citizen, is the kind of woman who would jump in front of a car to save a family of ducklings. So you can imagine the sense of horror when -- lying in bed one night -- she heard the sound of a mother duck in pain. She snuck outside to investigate ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 10, 2009

    Hialeah Seafood Smuggler: What Kind of Guy Drives Around With 232 Lobster Tails?

    Esox Lucius via Flicker CCOk, so you're cruising north on the Florida Turnpike. The cops pull you over and you're freaking out, man, because you're holding some seriously illicit shit: A cooler full of 232 lobster tails -- 167 of which are undersized. Undersized! Alberto Varea, age 54, of Hialeah ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2010

    Reptiles of Concern: Let's Go Out and Shoot Giant Snakes!

    As God as our witness, Florida will not rest until we put a bullet between the eyes of every alien python, anaconda, and monitor lizard in this state. They have taken our pets, they have taken our Everglades, they have taken our alligators, they have even taken our children, and this means war.The F ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 19, 2010

    Trapping Migratory Birds is Illegal, Cuban Immigrant Learns

    Adrian Acosta Gonzalez Via the Miami-Dade Police Department​Not far from Miami International Airport, there's a little pink house where one man lives with 24 pigeons. Adrian Acosta-Gonzalez is a 37-year-old, Cuban-born landscaper with bronze skin and good bone structure. He slides open a bi ... More >>

  • News

    April 22, 2010

    Cuban immigrant caught illegally trapping birds in Homestead thinks strict animal rules are for the birds

    Adrian Acosta Gonzalez Via the Miami-Dade Police Department​Not far from Miami International Airport, there's a little pink house where one man lives with 24 pigeons. Adrian Acosta-Gonzalez is a 37-year-old, Cuban-born landscaper with bronze skin and good bone structure. He slides open a bi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 26, 2010

    Wildlife Cops Bust Man Selling Pythons on Craigslist

    Bethany Berg Via Flicker CCThe ad on Craigslist Miami shows a photo of two large black snakes slithering on white carpet. "Ball Pythons for Cheap," the headline reads. "They are very tame and eat one mouse a week." Scroll down a bit and find a "dwarf pastel Colombian redtail boa" for $160. A bit f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 4, 2010

    Propeller Seriously Cuts Boy's Arm at Black Point Marina

    Horrific boating accident at Blackpoint Marina on June 3​A 12-year old boy was still in critical condition Thursday night after a horrific boating accident at Black Point Marina in South Miami-Dade County nearly cost him his arm. Channel 10 identified the boy as Parker Brannon and said he wa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 9, 2010

    Motorcycles Collide with Big Rig, Helicopter Comes to the Rescue on Krome Avenue

    via CBS4​An accident straight out of a Michael Bay movie has temporarily shut down a portion of Krome Avenue in both directions. At least three motorcycles collided with a tractor trailer. Luckily, a nearby helicopter landed near the scene, and a man jumped out of the chopper to administer CPR to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 4, 2011

    Have Some Extra Exotic Animals Around Your House? Give Them to Zoo Miami on March 12th

    ​Riptide recently moved, and as with every move came a long hard look at our possessions: what were we taking with, what was being donated somewhere, and what was to be shown the dumpster. Of course, as we understand is normal, we stressed over what to do with our vast private collection of exotic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 28, 2011

    300-Pound Eagle Ray Traps Woman After Jumping on Boat

    ​The celluloid tails of giant sharks jumping on to boats and devouring everything in sight may be works of fiction from movies like Jaws. But occasionally a giant underseas dweller making their presence known above the water line happens. This weekend in the Florida Keys, just off Islamorada, a wo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2011

    Rick Scott Would Be Open to the Idea of Shooting an Alligator to Promote Florida

    ​Rick Scott apparently hates alligators. He hates them so much he's had them skinned and made into his really tacky, gold embossed, custom "governor" boots. He hates them so much that he doesn't want to even be near a live one, unless he had a gun and is shooting at it. Apparently Scott thinks tha ... More >>

  • News

    May 26, 2011

    Sharks attack, fishermen and scientists battle

    ​Rick Scott apparently hates alligators. He hates them so much he's had them skinned and made into his really tacky, gold embossed, custom "governor" boots. He hates them so much that he doesn't want to even be near a live one, unless he had a gun and is shooting at it. Apparently Scott thinks tha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 31, 2011

    Alcohol Ruled Out as Cause of Sean Kingston Crash as Singer Stabilizes

    ​The cause of the Jet Ski crash that left 21-year-old singer Sean Kingston throwing up blood and in the trauma unit at Jackson Memorial Hospital is still under investigation, but authorities have reportedly ruled out alcohol as the cause of the crash. Meanwhile, Kingston still remains in the inten ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 27, 2011

    Jimbo's Raided for Unlicensed (But Delicious) Fish

    ​Jimbo's -- the venerable Virginia Key hobo den, petting zoo, and bocce pit -- was recently named one of Esquire's best bars in America. It looks like a Mad Max gang hangout. In a figurative sense, the smoked fish sold there is like an enema. Some people swear by it. The more squeamish, however, ... More >>

  • News

    September 29, 2011

    Cops raid Jimbo's over fishy business

    ​Jimbo's -- the venerable Virginia Key hobo den, petting zoo, and bocce pit -- was recently named one of Esquire's best bars in America. It looks like a Mad Max gang hangout. In a figurative sense, the smoked fish sold there is like an enema. Some people swear by it. The more squeamish, however, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2011

    Birthday Cake Eating Bear Terrorizing North Florida

    ​Bears, we will let you get away with a lot. You can paw through our trash. You can sneak into our yards. But when you come into our houses and steal our delicious, frosted, high fat birthday cakes you've simply crossed a line, and it means only one thing: death. 

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2011

    Here's a List of 3,125 County Employees Who Made Six Figures This Year

    Has Carlos Gimenez changed Carlos Alvarez's big-spendin' ways?​Let's take a moment to remember back to the distant past. Cue the theremins. The time: Last November. The place: Miami-Dade. The conflict: County residents enraged over the economic free fall are close to recalling Mayor Carlos Alvarez ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 8, 2011

    Adobo Wild Boar, Lionfish Tacos, and Snakehead Stew: Five Edible South Florida Invasive Species

    ​Florida Agriculture commissioner Adam Putnam went on television this past weekend to warn that the giant African land snail can carry meningitis. If you eat it, that is. Who in hell would consider eating a slimy snail the size of a Chihuahua? Plenty of people, it turns out.The snail grows up to e ... More >>

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