North Miami mayoral candidate Anna Pierre needs your prayers because someone has opened a can of voodoo on her ass. On Easter Sunday, Pierre says, she discovered what appeared to be your typical "Voodoo Starter Kit" in front of her campaign headquarters' doors. Over the past few months, this twisted ... More >>
The Miami Heat shot 37 percent from the field last night. They turned the ball over nine times in the fourth quarter. Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook both shot over 50 percent. Dwyane Wade's performance was once again pure ass. Chris Bosh finished 3-for-12 from the field. LeBron James failed to ... More >>
Father's Day is Sunday and I'm not going to sugar-coat it: our dad's are not doing well. They're fat and they're dying because of it. According to the American Heart Association, about 75 percent of adult men are overweight, and about half of those are obese. More than one in three adult men has som ... More >>
So Mother's Day has come and gone and you probably treated Mom to a champagne brunch and maybe a spa package.Dad, however, usually gets the short end of the stick on Father's Day. Let's face it, you probably give him some godawful tie and then high-tail it to the mall with your friends.Not so fast t ... More >>
If you're looking to spend about $200 on a special gift for dad on Father's Day (June 17) -- one that he can wring quite a bit of pleasure from -- this just might be it: Thor, a new 16 year old single malt Scotch whisky from Highland Park's Valhalla Collection."We wanted to create an exciting new ra ... More >>
One of the coolest things about our office is that PR reps practically break down our door with new stuff they want to send to us.Like, molecular gastronomy kits, for example.The kit, called, Molecular CUISINE R-Evolution arrived and we thought to ourselves, "let's give it a shot." We tried three re ... More >>
Not-so-breaking news: This guy's a hateful prick.The Miami-based Christian Family Coalition is standing strong in support of Oakland Park Commissioner Jed Shank, who voted against a proclamation last month to recognize Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride & Equality Month because, he ... More >>
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Mmmmmmm.....food trucks!To celebrate their amazing wins, the Best of Miami food trucks are holding a rally Saturday, June 18 in Wynwood.
The invitation-only roster features all the food trucks that won a category in our Miami New Times Best of Miami 2011: The R ... More >>
via wsilver's FlickrWhatever you call your male parent -- pops, dad, father, papa, man-whose-seed-enabled-my-existence, the-reason-I'm-so-fucked-up -- and whatever your relationship is with your one or two dads, we all appreciate a good song about daddyness.In honor of Father's Day, which is thi ... More >>
eBay user tonystradingpostYou can get your mother sent to the hospital for less than $20!Father's Day is Sunday and you haven't bought him anything, you ungrateful pud. Here are some items you can bid on as of Friday afternoon to thank the man who watched your mom give birth to you. They're all w ... More >>
Eat your f**king Brussels sprouts...before Samuel L. Jackson makes you.The much awaited release of Adam Mansbach's R-rated lullaby Go The F**k To Sleep, is set for sometime this week (in plenty of time for Sunday's Father's Day).
Because Mansbach is both a great author and dad, Esquire Mag ... More >>
John ZurThe view from an outside table. Gibraltar, at Grove
Isle Hotel and Spa, in Coconut Grove, is an oasis within a tropical paradise.
Spectacular views of Biscayne Bay from both indoor and outdoor dining areas
make it a worthy destination. On Sundays, executive chef Rafael Melendez
rolls out ... More >>
Treat dad to dinner at Bourbon SteakFather's Day is this Sunday, so you better start making plans if you want to take dad out to eat. Here are five ideas of where to celebrate this June 19. (All prices exclude tax and gratuity.)
Barbecue at Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden
Skip the restaurant a ... More >>
Dad will thank you for this.Father's Day is Sunday and with it comes the usual array of stunningly bad gifts. We only assume that dad receives such terrible item as ties, cheap cologne and Izod polos because he never complains about them.
Men like to eat and sometimes that means fendi ... More >>
Does anyone ever get the feeling that, despite living in Miami, the only way to catch some good Latin music is overhearing it playing at ass-rumbling volume from your Cuban neighbors' backyard while they celebrate whatever minor event they've decided to celebrate that night?
In an industry fille ... More >>
What better way to celebrate Father's Day than by taking the old man to a punk show?
Surely, he'd appreciate the angry vocals, distorted guitars, and angsty lyrics over a showing of Green Lantern's pussy CGI effects.
Or maybe you can sit him at the bar for a cheap cold one while you rage your ... More >>
Heathrow Lounge in Miami Beach is supposed to have a classy, vaguely British atmosphere, but it's located on Washington Avenue, so of course it still has the occasional Miami-style violence.The club was hosting some sort of Father's Day bash (because nothing says "excellent dad" like hitting up the ... More >>
Sean O'Connell, Corporate Executive Chef and Vice President of Culinary Operations for the Fontainebleau Miami Beach, has a Father's Day recipe to share, along with a quick backstory about life with his father. The recipe is for Seared Irish Salmon with Creamy Mustard Cabbage; perhaps it is stating ... More >>
We're not going to tell you to get your dad an iPad or the new iPhone because really, anyone can tell you that. We've poked and prodded, and come up with what we think are the most useful and most innovative tech gadgets your dad will enjoy this Father's Day, minus the pre-orders and long lines. Hap ... More >>
Worth his crunk weight in gold.Friday
Lil Jon crunks up the volume at Mansion tonight, where he'll
perform a guest-DJ set. BYO chalice and maybe he'll fill it up with some of his
Now that we have Mike Stanton, see what the Florida Marlins can
do against the Tampa Bay Rays. The ... More >>
Photo by Christina StaalstromThe word artisan seems to appear on food items everywhere: cheeses, jams, crackers. Yet by the very definition of the word, this cannot be the case. An artisan produces things in limited quantities using traditional methods. So Nabisco's Wheat Thins Artisan Cheese cra ... More >>
The foreclosure crisis hit a fever pitch in Liberty City Tuesday morning, as banks foreclosed on two buildings, causing the eviction of three families.Escorted by several police officers, a bank employee showed up at 820 and 840 NW 70th St. He evicted three families living in the building, which led ... More >>
If you're not a subscriber to our weekly Café Bites dining newsletter, here's a taste of what you're missing. Click here to subscribe.Chef Gonzalo Rivera"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." So goes the old Chinese proverb.La Marea g ... More >>