Family Guy

Father's Day Gifts: Sriracha, Aphrodisiac Cookbook, Rum, and More

Father's Day is this Sunday, and it's an obligatory holiday. One exception: If you're a fetus whose dad has dubbed himself "Yeezus," you have our permission to ignore the holiday from now until forever. But for the rest of us, it's time to start the mad scramble for a last-minute gift. This isn't l ... More >>

Frank Sinatra Jr. at Seminole Coconut Creek Casino July 12

Seth McFarlane's Ted Is Stuffed With More of the Same

Sweatstock 2012: Deaf Poets, Pool Party, Krisp, and Afrobeta

See Crossfade's full 53-photo slideshow from Sweatstock 2012. Simply put, Deaf Poets won Sweatstock 2012. There was crowd chatter before the show about how well the band's two-person brand of rough, throat-shredding garage rock would translate to an outdoor stage. And it took a couple of songs f ... More >>

Ten Songs About Beer, Our Favorite Drink

​Beer. It's been the go-to beverage for getting a buzz since the ancient Egyptian pharaohs had their first kegger at the paws of the Sphinx.Since Oktoberfest is upon us, we figured we'd put together a collection of our favorite drinking songs. Some are classics, some are weird, but all have one th ... More >>

Rush at BankAtlantic Center March 30

Pedobear Makes Awkwardly Appropriate Appearance in Florida Coupon Book

​Pedobear, the online meme meant to mock pedophiles, recently popped up in a Lakeland, Florida coupon book for a computer parts distribution company called CP Distributor. Unfortunately, CP also stands for "child pornography," and it appears some clueless coupon designer included the image not kno ... More >>

Holy Comic Con, Batman!

Why the Hell Did North Miami Mayor Andre Pierre Need 43 Fake Police-like Badges?

​North Miami Mayor Andre Pierre seems to have some secretive and flashy quirks, which would be fine if it didn't involve public money and shady ethics. A few months after being forced to return a borrowed Porsche he was driving around town and never reporting who lent him the car, he's now under f ... More >>

Pharrell Williams' Miami Apartment is Filled With KAWS and Swag

via The Selby​The proper word to describe Pharrell Williams' Miami apartment is, I believe, something like "banonkers." But what do you expect from the guy who co-produced some of the most adventurous, mind-melting pop hits of the first half of the last decade? The Selby takes an exclusive look in ... More >>

Marco Rubio's High School Girlfriend Dishes on His "Acne Ridden" and "Geeky Charm"

Marco Rubio may now be DC's newest studly senator, but back when he was a freshman at Miami Senior High School he was a "acne ridden boy with braces and knobby knees" who turned his stalking-like courting habits in to a relationship with a nice young girl. Well, Rubio's ex-sweetheart is dishing on t ... More >>

Food Sitcoms on Cockroaches, Ex-cons, And Rappers

via Flickr brizzle born and bred"Quiet, Phat E is about to start!"​Some opinions are still acceptable in our increasingly politically correct social climate. While most people wouldn't dare make a joke about the handicapped, African-Americans, or newborns, it is safe to say that Carrot Top is a lo ... More >>

San Francisco Says "No" to McDonald's, "Yes" to Children

via Flickr sylvarHappy Meal toys conveniently packaged in easy-to-use body bags.​Chalk one up for the good guys. San Francisco has struck a blow to one pillar of the Unholy Trinity (McDonald's, Jerry Springer, and Family Guy). The Golden Gate City has instituted a ban preventing McDonald's from in ... More >>

Pro-Lifers Condemn Family Guy's Terri Schiavo Song-and-Dance Number

​Last week marked the five-year anniversary of the death of Terri Schiavo. Just ten days before the March 31 anniversary, Family Guy, which basically stays relevant by creating controversy, poked fun of the entire Schiavo affair by including a storyline about Stewie's pre-school class pu ... More >>

Art Basel Music: Ladytron, Hollywood Holt, and FIGO DJ a Party for "Darth Stewie" at the Vagabond, December 2

​Yes, that's "Stewie" as in the misanthropic infant star of The Family Guy. And while this event's connection to "art" is rather tenuous, who among our very coveted young demographic doesn't like The Family Guy? So stay with me here while I explain the concept of this Wednesday night party at the ... More >>

Weekly Wrap Up: The Friday Machine

Jacob KatelStay tuned...next week Short Order goes Behind The Line at Waxy's on the River.​In the future we'd like to see a pizza vending machine that lets you order pies through your cell phone. When you dial the number and your payment goes through the machine activates its pizza software and de ... More >>

Mad About Miami: Moby Loves White Room Most (And the Carl Cox Tent at Ultra)

​Being a Miami native, I'm always curious to hear what folks think about my hometown. And, as you might suspect, I'm not afraid to ask. When it's bold-faced name folks, I get even more curious. Not that their thoughts are any more or any less important than those of plain text folks, mind you; but ... More >>

Dexter, Burn Notice, and Crispin Porter Pick up Emmy Nods

The Emmy nominations are out today, and boy are they weird. But possibly in a really good way. Not tons to report on the local front. Dexter, Showtime's drama about a Miami-based serial killer, got nods in the "Outstanding Drama Series" catagory. Meanwhile, Dexter himself, Michael C. Hall, rece ... More >>

Marco Rubio Gets Support of the Dick Armey

I know it's so easy to make fun of Dick Armey's name (Vagina Coastguard, thanks Family Guy), that even Dick Armey has done it himself. Dave Barry, of all people, once asked Armey if that was really his name. "Yes, I am Dick Armey. And if there is a dick army, Barney Frank would want to join up," ... More >>

Florida Children Just Keep Getting Fatter

Family GuyI realize maybe we're being insensitive here, but we are a blog.Seems like Floridians didn't do too well on their diets in 2008. Between 2007 and 2008 the annual F as in Fat report found that the percentage of adult obesity in Florida creeped up from 23.3% to 24.1%. The good news for those ... More >>

Hialeah Police Cruiser Winds Up Underwater

Family Guy screen cap What are the odds? A K-9 cop on the Hialeah Police force was on his way to an emergency call earlier today, heading northbound on Fourth Avenue, when he collided with a civilian's car heading southbound. The two vehicles ended up in a nearby canal along 36th Terrace. The off ... More >>

Q&A with Paul Barrere of Little Feat, Playing Revolution Tomorrow

You may not be familiar with Little Feat, but you sure as hell should. They've been around for 40 years, during which time they've worked and shared the stage with some of music's true legends, artists running the gamut from Jimmy Buffet to Bela Fleck, Dave Matthews to Vince Gill, Brooks and Dunn an ... More >>

The Toyota Prius: Hybrid Hell

It can be a devil to drive.

Giant Chicken Clucks at Wynwood Gallery Walk

A social experiment turns into a finger-lickin' good time.

The Paul and Young Ron Experience

These radio dudes live and play hard.

Letters from the Issue of June 5, 2008

"They know the courts will do nothing to them, so basically these thugs have a license to do whatever they want."

Wookiee Mistake

Touch of Evel

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School's Out

When Fox-TV canceled American High, the network hit a new low