Top row: Katrina, Ariel, Maria, George. Bottom row: Hardy, Sorah, Michael. Miami Social is everything you hate about Miami Beach. It is the reality television iteration of guest list culture, of egotistical 30 somethings who've mistaken a sense of self for being able to get a bottle of Goose comped on the weekend, and of LMFAO's "I'm in Miami, Bitch," that comes off as real as the orangey-mahogany skin hue that's so prevalent on the few square miles of the playground we