Eric Cartman

  • Blogs

    May 9, 2013

    Ten Things Miami's Terrible Drivers Need to Learn

    Miami is notorious for its bad drivers. We know that it would be futile to try and teach you (yes, you) about things like the "speed limit" and that there is a difference between a yellow light and a freshly turned green light, but we figured someone should at least give you assholes a bit of a refr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 22, 2011

    From Popeye to Obelix: Ten Food-Lovin' Cartoon Characters

    ​Cartoon and comic strip characters have favorite foods just like real people. Their tastes seem to be rather humble, too -- pizzas, burgers, and sandwiches are often the craving, not filet mignon with sauce Béarnaise or inside-out sushi rolls. Here are ten food addictions of penciled-in (but not ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 11, 2010

    South Park Continues to Rag on LeBron's "What Should I Do" Ad

    ​In the thrilling conclusion to South Park's recent three-part super hero themed saga (in which we finally get some incite into why it is Kenny can die every episode but come back alive like nothing happened the next) Cartman once again lampoons LeBron James' now infamous Nike commercial in which ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2010

    South Park Lampoons LeBron's "What Should I Do?" Ad

    ​South Park works in fast and mysterious ways. LeBron James' new "What Should I Do?" Nike ad only premiered last week, and the team found a way to write it into the conclusion of a two part episode lampooning the BP oil spill.

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2010

    Rick Scott Releases Ad That Proves He Was Not Hatched From Egg

    Was young Rick Scott a ginger?​Despite winning the Republican nomination to run for Governor, Floridians may not know that much about the early life of Rick Scott, the self-funded Naples billionaire with a shady business past. Despite rumors to the contrary, he apparently is not Lord Voldermort. N ... More >>

  • Culture

    July 26, 2001

    It Happens

    Ohmigod! Five seasons in, South Park's the funniest show on TV.

  • Culture

    November 2, 2000

    What, Them Worry?

    As Mad celebrates its 400th issue, its editors wonder how to stay funny in a world gone mad

  • Film

    July 1, 1999